Of all the events yesterday, I think I enjoy Jenny Sanford’s press release about her husband saying she’d asked him to leave two weeks ago. Unstated was the fact this false patriot refused to philander American!

But still the letter made me think of something…

"On June 13th Mark Sanford was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down he knew she was right. But he also knew that someday he would return to her.

With no where else to go he appeared at the home of his Argentine mistress Maria NAME WITHHELD. Several years earlier Maria’s spouse had thrown her out, requesting that she never return.

Can two to be divorced morons share a Hemisphere without driving each other crazy?"

Oh Jenny is going to make ol’ Mark, aka "Gaucho Marks" pay — bon mot by bon mot.


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