Smell fishy to you?

Mark Sanford’s office is now saying that the South Carolina governor is hiking the Appalachian trail.

In a late Monday e-mail to reporters, Sanford spokesman Joel Sawyer apologized "for taking so long to send this update," explaining that he "was waiting to see if a more definitive idea of what part of the Trail he was on before we did so."

The Appalachian trail stretches from Georgia to Maine.

Sanford has been mysteriously absent for four days, setting the South Carolina political world abuzz with chatter about why he left and where he went. Even his wife Jenny told reporters she didn’t know of his location.

Sanford’s been AWOL for the people of South Carolina for years, so really, nothing new.

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