For those that have been stopping by late Friday nights for the last couple of months, you probably know that I try to find one or two examples of Republican idiocy from the week gone by. . . just to remind everyone what we’re up against, and why we have to keep pushing forward. But there are some weeks where I feel like, oh, hell you know all that already–you know about the Limbaughs and the Hannitys, you know about the Tancredos and the Gaffneys, and you even know about the Bushes and Cheneys. Well, this is one of those weeks.

You know, I know, we all know that even though the Republican Party is less popular than gastric lavage—although they often produce the same result—the establishment forums still have to honor their arguments as the “other side”. . . because, you know, all arguments have one.

Mussolini did make those darn trains run on time, after all. . . .

But what are we to do when the problem isn’t the other side? What do we do when the problem is on our side?

That’s right, how do solve a problem like uh, Blanche. . . or Kay. . . or Kent?

Now hold on, I know what yer thinkin’—those guys aren’t on our side! They’re conservadems, or blue dogs, or DINOs! Well, I got news for you: to so many out there, to the “two sides to every argument” crowd, they have a “D” next to their name, so that makes them part of our side. They is us.

So what are we supposed to do when Sen. Blanche Lincoln ten-huts to her corporate drill sergeants, or Sen. Kay Hagan decides to impress her perceived conservative base by carving out a space separate from the sinister (and I use that word with a nod to its origins) Sen. Kennedy, or Sen. Kent Conrad goes on national television and purposefully muddies the waters by blurring the distinction between insurance “co-operatives” and what has come to be called “the public option?”

Yes, we can explain that allowing groups of people to come together to purchase private insurance has pretty much nothing to do with the public alternative for which President Obama still seems to argue, but I kind of don’t want to go there. That almost sounds like I am debating the relative merits of two equivalent proposals. . . and they are not.

The debate I’d like to be having? That would be more like, OK, after we pass this open access public option, how do we move to next year’s true universal healthcare legislation?

Yeah, sometimes I dream.

But, here in my waking life, I need a better strategy for the Kent Conrads of this “debate.” The fight for a real change in the way this country delivers healthcare has just begun (I know some of you thought that fight was last year—now you, too, get to wake up), and so we are going to need all hands on deck for the coming weeks and months. Hands that will help us slap down the weak arguments, and hands that will dial the phones and whip the bejesus out of our Congressional delegations. Hands that will write letters to the editor for all our local papers, and hands that will, if need be, knock on doors to help raise awareness and funds for those who will challenge the Blanches, Kays, and Kents if they just can’t seem to understand what you and I understand about the goals of this debate.

Those goals, by the way, are to provide quality healthcare to each and every American, regardless of whether or not he or she has employer-based coverage, or works for the government, or is on public assistance, or can afford private insurance.

As Ed introduces Sen. Conrad in the clip above, he says the Kent is “wearing two hats here.” My first question is, which one of them is an asshat? My second question is, if you fail to help get us universal healthcare, how am I going to help hand you both of them?

Your ideas?


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