It’s been a busy day in Republicania, what with Michigan Rep. Pete Hoekstra’s latest nit-twittery providing unending amusement for bloggers and tweeters and the salacious Ensign sex scandal that’s quickly evolving into the plot of a Harold Robbins novel. But there was a small story tucked into a sidebar that I thought should be highlighted.

You all remember Rusty DePass, that forward-thinking individual down in South Carolina who likened Michelle Obama to a runaway gorilla? Well, this afternoon, Mr. DePass summoned up the courage to appear at the headquarters of the South Carolina chapter of the NAACP — a building rife with black people, mind you — and apologize for real for the racist douchebaggery he committed last weekend.

Former state election director Rusty DePass issued an apology Wednesday for his comments last week linking an escaped gorilla with the ancestors of First Lady Michelle Obama.

The formal apology came during a noon press conference at the offices of the State NAACP.

"I am truly sorry for any offense I have caused," DePass said, speaking to a small group gathered for the press conference."My remark was clearly inappropriate and I apologize for writing it."

Mr. DePass then slid a pie across the table to the NAACP’s Lonnie Randolph, begged the audience not to tell anyone that he’d been there, and hightailed it out of the conference room back to the safety of his all-white gated community.

See, Rusty? That wasn’t so hard now, was it?

[Author's disclaimer: No, I don't assume that all Southerners are bigoted fucktards like ol' Rusty, nor do I believe all farmers are morons. HOW-ever, if the shoe fits, then perhaps a trip to the nearest DSW is in order.]


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