You all remember Rusty DePass, that forward-thinking individual down in South Carolina who likened Michelle Obama to a runaway gorilla? Well, this afternoon, Mr. DePass summoned up the courage to appear at the headquarters of the South Carolina chapter of the NAACP — a building rife with black people, mind you — and apologize for real for the racist douchebaggery he committed last weekend.
Former state election director Rusty DePass issued an apology Wednesday for his comments last week linking an escaped gorilla with the ancestors of First Lady Michelle Obama.
The formal apology came during a noon press conference at the offices of the State NAACP.
"I am truly sorry for any offense I have caused," DePass said, speaking to a small group gathered for the press conference."My remark was clearly inappropriate and I apologize for writing it."
Mr. DePass then slid a pie across the table to the NAACP’s Lonnie Randolph, begged the audience not to tell anyone that he’d been there, and hightailed it out of the conference room back to the safety of his all-white gated community.
See, Rusty? That wasn’t so hard now, was it?
[Author's disclaimer: No, I don't assume that all Southerners are bigoted fucktards like ol' Rusty, nor do I believe all farmers are morons. HOW-ever, if the shoe fits, then perhaps a trip to the nearest DSW is in order.]
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Kwatz!
Are you speaking Jewish?
No, Zen.
Osten!
Asshats on parade!
These are the same people who are whining and moaning that we are losing our country and America will never be the same…..with the Obama & bunch turning us into America-hating socialists, or something. I do want to know how it is that they concluded all of ‘Merica’s decline and problems have just commenced? Did they all sleep thru the last 8 years? Or is that brand of lies and idiocy just fine & dandy? Help
Now, be nice . . . at least he actually apologized, and even a full-frontal “it was offensive” apology and not the Elephant-standard “I’m sorry if anybody might have incorrectly taken offense at my non-offensive comment because they’re socialists who hate God and puppies” apology.
He’s still a tool, mind you . . . just less of a tool than the standard Red pol.
It’s okay if WHITE people are responsible for it.
Ah, the heartland. I think it goes something like this (comic here)
Like i said, it’s a start.
Pie!
I looked high and low for that clip of the movie. “You won’t tell anyone I was here, will you?”
Until they apologize for being repiglicans, I don’t much care what they say.
The same bunch offended by a “lipstick on a pig” remark. What delicate and discriminating sensibilities, dontcha think?
w/t! do ya think he will get in more trouble with the r’s for apologizing or for getting caught?
[fans self] Bring me mah smellin’ salts!
Well, sure, when you put it that way.
Wow, I didn’t know he went to the NAACP to make this apology. Will the party throw him out, do you think? What does Lindsay Graham say?
Getting caught, of course, especially if this business about consultant fees to the woman’s son pans out.
Rethugs are only allowed to apologize to and grovel before the leader of their party, Rushbo.
Getting caught.
Definitely getting caught.
I LOVE pie
Where’s the joker who bought the depends ad for our site? Hoot!
Oh, dear. El Lardo is going to be upset about this.
WT!
You left out the part about Rusty first showing up at the offices of the NCAA, where he offered a heartfelt apology to a slightly bemused group of African Americans. After lengthy unsuccessful attempts by his staff to make him comprehend his error, he finally said, “Fuck it,” and apologized to the NAACP too.
HAHAHA!
“Wait, I thought this was NASCAR!”
Hmm…, I don’t know. What kind of pie was it? It doesn’t sound like Crow, and it doesn’t sound particularly Humble. Was it store bought or homemade?
I would like to live in a world where pie made everything better. Maybe we should ban war and become bakers! Americans do make great pies, you know.
And someone said, “well, of course, they all look alike…just like our Daddy said.” /s
Actually he didn’t. He said “I am truly sorry for any offense I have caused,…” which still implies that he may not have caused any offense. The correct way to say it would have been “I am truly sorry for the offensive statement I wrote,…”. That would have been an honest apology.
Dr. Dick, you’re not anywhere near Libby, Montana, are you?
Watertiger is EVIL for posting about the Palin/Letterman kerfuffle at Dependable Renegade and NOT linking to my EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE!
Hope you all don’t mind a bit of OT but just got this email from the Penn:
Oh yeah Pups good evening just stopping by before a Lamb Curry Dinner..mmmmmmmmmmmm good..
Hope all of ya are doing great!!
Nope.
This is as good as you’re going to get from a Thug.
Taking a moment to blogwhore my comments & slideshow of rally pix from the pro-Iran-democracy rally in Austin. Wangdangdoodle was also there, and comment #9 is one of the organizers being interviewed by Bob Kincaid of the H.O.R.N.. As many as 300 protesters by the end in 100 degree heat.
Shit you’re no fun…. /s
phhphhphhht! NO CAKE FOR YOU!
Wonder if the NASCAR apology circuit will take Rusty anywere near Al Sharpton’s studio? After the show Al and Rusty can do lunch with Bill-O and order some motherf*ckin’ ice-tea!
Wangdangdoodle??
Betsy say Hi for me!
Oh yeah, I’m sure Rusty would LOVE a trip to Sylvia’s.
Josh Marshall coming up on the Colbert Report
Sort of kind of in a Montana sort of way. It is about 180 miles NW of Missoula where I live. I do know quite a few folks from there.
Where’s my motherfucking iced tea? And my motherfucking cake?
me.too. say hi for me!
Great pictures, Betsy.
But wouldn’t putting Sharpton and O’Reilly at the same table generate a naked singularity of mutual loathing that would threaten to consume the entire planet?
will do!
TexBetsy goes to all the trouble of taking those pictures and WATERTIGER won’t even LINK TO THEM!!
Thanks Mary!
My money is on Sharpton.
I was just reading some H.L. Mencken quotes and they’re all so good but this one tickled me. Goes to show that there is nothing new (in politics) under the sun.
Cage Match!
Y’know, Kenosha, if I see you on Friday, you’re a dead man.
Just sayin’.
I gotta call it a night, peeps! Bon nuit!
I think Sharpton has been bought by the Republican Party and now he is nothing more than a dirty trick that they use when the opportunity presents itself.
g’nite watertiger
Already happened. Bill-O’s description of the event is where the ice-tea reference comes from.
Night!
Agreed, for O’Reilly is a physical coward and a pansy when all is said and done. He just likes to stand in front of a camera and talk like a tough guy.
G’nite WT!
(Did I tell you I may be in NYC weekend of July 4?)
Nighters!
It’s not really what Lindsay Graham says, it’s what he believes. True Southern Republican.
OXWHORE
http://oxdown.firedoglake.com/diary/5817
If the shoe fits, THROW IT!
I dunno, can a guy who appears on TV every day with a giant scrotum dangling below his chin be a coward?
i think he believes what he is told to….
he does seem frigtened for a 6′2guy
Say hi to WWD for me too, Tex!
Anyone who DOESN’T want to say HI to Wangdangdoodle? (She went to sleep. SOME of us have jobs ya know!)
All these rightwing “tough guys” are really a bunch whiny bedwetters who are scared of their own shadows. Fear is what drives them.
All the issues important to the Republican base involve fear. Fear is a powerful motivator that bypasses higher brain functions, perfect tool for the GOP.
“Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”
My God, I’m quoting Yoda.
Has more credibility than anyone in the Republican Party.
Finally, somebody who has their priorities in order.
PETA wishes Obama hadn’t swatted that fly
I’m pretty sure he could kick O’Reilly’s ass.
stunning isnt it….just high school bullies
*sigh*
Confirms my opinion of PETA.
Yoda you are.
Flies around the world are enjoying a good laugh. Oh, the humanity!
When do we get Presidential apologies?
And looking for PETA members to bite.
niteall…….gonna watch i claudius
Might, Sadly.
Here is something for the shall we say, esoteric cake fancier, Betsy.
g’nite sadly
Oh ratfood! Some cakes are really better left in the pantry…..
Every time I read or hear one of them, I get an overwhelming urge to slap them and ask them if they ever heard of the Cold War. You know, like 15,000 nuclear warheads pointed at us, and only a few dedicated Russian field grade officers between us and Armageddon?
You’d think we’d never faced the possibility of casualties at home.
How do we change MSM where every story or event the next thing you here from is some Repug senator or congressman spouting THE talking points?
I am so sick and tired of this…..
Time for me to head out. Still have young minds to corrupt in the morning.
sleep well sadlyyes.
good night dr d
I bet PETA members still eat chicken. There’s nothing redeeming about a chicken.
I think, with that, that I’ll call it a night. Peace out, y’all!
Think I’d prefer a less hirsute dessert on my birthday.
Good luck with that, and good night.
Hi Cujo….
Or when the redcoats burned Washington DC during the 1812 war or the Indian wars….
We had invading foreign soldiers on our soil and wasn’t as important…..
You know, that’s the best description of one of their non-apologies I’ve ever read.
G’nite EDP, DrDick and everyone else. Time for me to head out too. Sweet dreams to all.
Hi katymine,
Or perhaps the Civil War. What makes the point about the Cold War aggravating is that plenty of us were around during that time. We can’t seem to remember what was going on thirty years ago in this country, even when we lived with it every day.
Mmmm. Chicken PETAs. G’night, EDP.
Good lord. How ridiculous.
Question:
When the repugs put out their version of the stimulus plan, wasn’t around 4 pages with no dollar amounts just like their Heath care plan?
They sure do not learn anything over the crap they got on the stimulus plan did they?
Good night, sleepers.
Nope. Just more stupid.
Yes, that was their original stimulus plan. They amended it to include a couple of meaningless numbers later.
If the Democrats had come up with a good health care plan, I suspect the GOP would be in trouble. As it is, their best course is probably to keep their heads low and their talking points meaningless.
Good night firepups. I think I will sleep well after being out in the heat for the evening.
Goodnight, TexBetsy.
Nite, Betsy. Hi Cujo, nice to see you.
Cujo, how was the drive back to Federal Way?
Haven’t heard about the MRI results, will call tomorrow morning….. had to deal with the IRS who denied my request for an extension for submission of my return….
Hi Margot, I’m back in range of the Internet finally.
It was a good drive. Took us three days, and our path took us through what must be the most boring 300 miles of road in America, but we made it back.
Hope for good news on the MRI. What’s the IRS’s problem? The first delay used to be almost automatic.
Because I filed after April 15 for the extension….. they didn’t know that I was on a non-stop appointments at Mayo from 4/2, in surgery on 4/14 and inpatient for two days, then I became incapacitated. When I called today (wait time 26 minutes) and the guy was really nice, explained why and he told me to write for extension with all the info above. He also gave the phone number of the Taxpayer Advocate service to help taxpayers with issues with the IRS.
Until I know better not going to blame the ex that his best friend’s wife works for the IRS…… like I did for the 10 yrs of audits (that I won)….. the only good thing Senator Kyl has done was to get them off my back…..
Fox is (not) featuring grovel-to-grovel coverage.
“Up yours..” and apology.