I have no opinion on whether or not the Supreme Court has the authority to hear the case on the role the U.S. Treasury had in the Chrysler rescue, but the underlying charge — that the bond holders got ripped off because the TARP loans were made in the first place — is complete bunk.

I wrote about it a couple of weeks ago when WATB hedge fund managers were riding around in the WAAmbulance claiming Obama "burned" them, but in a nutshell — the time to complain was when the government gave Chrysler money in exchange for first position secured creditor status. Since Cerberus was spending millions lobbying for that to happen last year, we can pretty safely assume it was something the bond holders favored:

In early 2008, Bill Gross — chairman of the world’s biggest bond fund, Pimco — started shifting the company’s investments into mortgage debt backed by Fannie & Freddie, because he was sure the government would bail them out. "We looked for assets that we felt the government would eventually have to own or support," said PIMCO’s Mohamed El-Erian.

Gross did the same thing with GMAC. "We tried to move ahead of the government," says Gross, "to purchase assets before we believe they will have to." Gross famously called it his "shake hands with Uncle Sam" plan. It’s been hugely lucrative for PIMCO and others, because the government did indeed step in and pay everyone off handsomely. In an era where the finance sector will no longer comprise 41% of GDP by milking a huge economic bubble, everyone is looking to taxpayers cleaning up after their own shady business practices as the biggest potential profit center.

So the co-investors that came together in 2007 to stupidly blow $6.9 billion on the Cerberus buyout of Chrysler thought they had gold on their balance sheets for an otherwise worthless investment. Their loans were in first position and secured, which meant that even if the company got chopped up and sold for parts, they’d be entitled to whatever was left in the event of bankruptcy.

Only that didn’t happen. The UAW’s VEBA trust had a $10.6 billion lien (and junior creditor position) against Chrysler. In bankruptcy, the judge gave the VEBA trust 55% of the stock, or .43 on the dollar for their investment, and the first position creditors got .30 for theirs, or so went the popular math.

"Long story short, a junior creditor was able to leap the senior-most creditor and in the process make a mockery of longstanding US bankruptcy law…capitalists have no choice but to sit up and take notice," said the cowering Eric Landry of Morningstar.

“The creditors’ rights were trashed and the unions got 55 percent of the company,” said "afraid to speak out" Jack Welch.

Gee, what’s missing from this story. Oh yeah:

  1. The US government has already dumped $7 billion into Chrysler.
  2. At that point, taxpayers became the "super senior creditors." That’s what it means when it says "debt owed to the government would be senior to other debts."
  3. As Steven Pearlstein and others have observed, the secured debt had a street value of .30 on the dollar — exactly what the hedge funds got.
  4. Had the government not loaned the $7 billion already, that secured debt would have been worth about zero cents on the dollar.
  5. The US government will take 8% of the company, which means they’ve essentially just transferred the bulk of their first position interest to the UAW and all other Chrysler stakeholders — they haven’t robbed the hedge funds crybabies of a dime.

In other words, Jack Welch and the rest of the corporate welfare set just assume that the government investment should go to them. As Pearlstein notes, the hedge funds were free to pump cash into Chrysler too and mitigate the need for government intervention, but they didn’t. They wanted to be cocooned from risk by the taxpayers and screw the workers too.

They’re incapable of seeing that the government acted not to help its "big labor donors" (which is garbage — finance dwarfed labor in direct contributions to the Obama campaign). The goal was not to give a way a bunch of money, but to keep Chrysler’s collapse from triggering a wave of 2 million job losses that could have precipitated a global economic meltdown.

If Chrysler is going to keep making cars, someone has got to work there. That’s part of the plan. And mewling hedge fund managers would have been eating well-deserved dirt on their entire investment had the government never stepped in, bailed them out, and given up their first-position status, which they’re entitled to do.

That’s capitalism.

Look, I’m sorry that pension funds got hit. But the idea that they suffered adversely because of the the government’s loan is ludicrous, and certainly not one that they made at the time. Chrysler would be a smoking hole without those TARP funds, and the bond holders got a fair price for their assets. Beyond that, they’re just trying to shake down the federal money tree to see what falls out.

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  3. Bush Punted on GM and Chrysler — But Not Cerberus
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