Frank_Gaffney.jpgThe Moonie Times is officially indistinguishable from World Nut Daily.

During his White House years, William Jefferson Clinton — someone Judge Sonia Sotomayor might call a "white male" — was dubbed "America’s first black president" by a black admirer. Applying the standard of identity politics and pandering to a special interest that earned Mr. Clinton that distinction, Barack Hussein Obama would have to be considered America’s first Muslim president. 

"Would have to be considered…", mmm-hmm, if you’re a crazy discredited neocon Birther wingnut like Frank Gaffney.

This is not to say, necessarily, that Mr. Obama actually is a Muslim any more than Mr. Clinton actually is black. 

So Obama "would have to be" but is "not necessarily" a Muslim. Got it.

After his five months in office, and most especially after his just-concluded visit to Saudi Arabia and Egypt, however, a stunning conclusion seems increasingly plausible: The man now happy to have his Islamic-rooted middle name featured prominently has engaged in the most consequential bait-and-switch since Adolf Hitler duped Neville Chamberlain over Czechoslovakia at Munich. 

Why, he’s not only a Muslim — he’s a Hitler-like Muslim! Here’s the proof:

• Mr. Obama referred four times in his speech to "the Holy Koran." Non-Muslims — even pandering ones — generally don’t use that Islamic formulation.

• Mr. Obama established his firsthand knowledge of Islam (albeit without mentioning his reported upbringing in the faith) with the statement, "I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first revealed." Again, "revealed" is a depiction Muslims use to reflect their conviction that the Koran is the word of God, as dictated to Muhammad.

• Then the president made a statement no believing Christian — certainly not one versed, as he professes to be, in the ways of Islam — would ever make. In the context of what he euphemistically called the "situation between Israelis, Palestinians and Arabs," Mr. Obama said he looked forward to the day ". . . when Jerusalem is a secure and lasting home for Jews and Christians and Muslims, and a place for all of the children of Abraham to mingle peacefully together as in the story of Isra, when Moses, Jesus and Muhammad (peace be upon them) joined in prayer."

So to summarize: it’s perfectly logical to conclude that Obama’s a Muslim, though I’m not saying he really is, necessarily, but here’s all the convincing, irrefutable proof that he gets on his knees, faces Mecca and prays to Allah five times a day in the Oval Office, while forcing Michelle and the girls to wear hijabs when no one’s looking. 

To quote Tbogg: "Q.E.D.  Case closed. In your face. Suck it."

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