Comments on: “W.W.J.P.” – What Would Jesus Pack?

By: rhfactor

rhfactor — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:47:21 +0000

Just adding my awe at that graphic. And the “ad copy”. Brilliant work twolf.

By: KeyserSoze

KeyserSoze — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:32:29 +0000

I was reeling at the worsening puns in this thread. But Punaise (may I shorten your name to “Pun”?) finally made me groan out loud. Shouts out to Ratfood (kneel to pray; duck under fire) and Toby as well.

By: beard5

beard5 — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:34:13 +0000

Quotes from the paper, on the following Monday

“Nobody could have anticipated…”

It makes my head hurt.

By: nonplussed

nonplussed — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 01:24:37 +0000

ouch… I hope you plan to show up at the next world championship pun off, held on O’henry’s B-day here Austin!

By: TheLurkingMod

TheLurkingMod — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 01:01:04 +0000

Jeff Kaye upstairs!
Two Generals Who Enabled Torture Skirt Accountability

By: punaise

punaise — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 01:00:03 +0000

speaking in tongues, shooting as sung ?

By: punaise

punaise — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:54:12 +0000

what next: the Russian roulette orthodox church?

By: Quebecois

Quebecois — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:46:23 +0000

Jesus packs a crossbow.

By: freepatriot

freepatriot — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:46:06 +0000

Hmmm. I’ve been wondering about that strange spate of juggler deaths

In response to Teddy Partridge @ 13

don’t believe Teddy Partridge

he’s a spokesman for the vast Mime conspiracy that’s really behind those juggler deaths. The Mime-Clown war has been going on for years, and the ~~Clowns~~ Mimes just want it more

and about the golf ball deaths, Bill Murray has been playing more golf lately cuz his career ain’t going so well. The polite thing to do is to not mention it …

By: punaise

punaise — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:40:17 +0000

some wear lead into temptation