This is the international crisis to test the new President all of us have been warned of:

The left-wing Inuit Ataqatigiit (Community of the People, IA) party has won Greenland’s parliamentary elections, official results show.

The party ousted the Social Democratic Suimut Party, which has governed the territory for 30 years.

The "IA" are really left, and for an independent Greenland that will not just turn over the tundra to oil companies.

In response, on FoxNews’ Bill Kristol will be calling for the bombing of Iran.

In other exciting news, in the United States these two dominate one of the political parties, in Greenland they disappeared with the Vikings:

HANNITY: Last time I’m here, I ask you…do you want [Obama] to succeed. You gave a very long answer that got reduced to Rush wants Obama to fail. Which wasn’t what you said.

LIMBAUGH: Well, in a sense it was. It was. I don’t hide from it, I do want and I still want Obama to fail.

Oh, for one of the few times I can say it when posting this early, consider this your OBAMA SPEECH REACTION post.

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