Arrr, mateys!  Hoist the Double Standard high!  We of the good ship Golden Wingnut must never allow a judge nominated by a Democrat — especially if the judge is a wench with darker skin than ours — to use a tenth of the mannerisms used by our own beloved Antonin Scalia!

Lob all the usual anti-wench smears her way — and don’t forget the oblique (and not-so-oblique) bigotry, as well as the outright lies about her record!  Why, we’ll even wrench an innocuous comment of hers out of context and project our own racist attitudes onto it — even though a Republican wench SCOTUS judge, Sandra Day O’Connor, said much the same thing once upon a time!   The Heathers of the press corps will eat it up unquestioningly!  Why?  Because that’s what they do, me hearties!

As the scrivener Josh Marshall explained some time agone, laddies, the town of DC, and its attendant media class, is wired for us Republicans.   They’ve got so used to getting their scoops from our blast-faxes, conference calls, and mega e-mailings and Twitterings that they don’t know how to do their own legwork — and wouldn’t do it even if they still could!  They are our best allies, truly on our team — though we can’t ever publicly let on that this is so.  Instead, we must pretend that they are our bitterest enemies, constantly pushing them to do more for us — and they will!