sq_miers_bush_10_05.thumbnail.jpgSome on the right are claiming that because both Harriet Miers and Sonia (not Maria) Sotomayor have the "lady parts" they are almost the same.

You know, just like Clarance Thomas and William J. Brennan both bore junk and are therefore, virtually twins.

Embellishing upon the findings of Economaniac, a Great Orange Satan diarist, let’s look at those CVs:

Sotomayor Princeton summa cum laude : Miers Southern Methodist University (no honors), well, did "place" in beer-bong olympics.

Sotomayor Yale law review : Miers SMU law school (no honors), graduating from the home of the NCAA "death penalty" is honor enough.

Sotomayor Prosecutor for Morgenthau : Miers no criminal law experience, but much experience with fellow unindicted co-conspirators.

Sotomayor 6 years as Federal District Court Judge : Miers No judicial Experience, although competent at writing "hand-crafted bedazzled gift cards" and scrolling for, finding, and printing appropriate picture captions at "Daily Kitten.com". "HANG IN THERE, MR. EX-PRESIDENT!"

Sotomayor 10 years on 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals : Meirs No judicial Experience, but has memberships at "CostCo", "Sams Club" and "BJ’s" (Bush got her that last one and was disappointed when he found out what it was)

Sotomayor adjunct professor NYU School of Law : Miers advisory board SMU law school, but hey, she helped get that "George W. Bush Lie-Berry" embedded on campus, so there’s that — SO SUCK IT BAYLOR!

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