What if Republicans can combine their insipid nepotism, potential for evil, and rank incompetence in one fecund package?

What? Okay, sorry, what if they could do it AGAIN!?

The hottest Republican property out there isn’t former Vice President Dick Cheney but his daughter Liz…is becoming so popular in conservative circles that some want her to run for office. "She’s awesome. Everyone wants her to run," said a close friend.

Wow, Lynne Cheney is Liz Cheney’s close friend? How sweet — do they burn ants with their magnifying glasses together?

Yeah, EVERYBODY wants Liz to run. Especially Democrats, because for them, she really is awesome.