roachI’m not linking to it, but noted asshole (actual photo) Jules Crittenden has decided he wants to call me a drunk, Jane a bitch (yep, he went there), and Mr. T. Bogg, uh, someone who quotes early 1980s song lyrics, the FIEND.

This need not detain us, except for purposes of identifying goofball wingnut behavior patterns, shaking our heads in disgusted amusement, and laughing. So let us laugh together!

The other day I was annoyed at Obama’s decision not to release what I’m given to understand are some pretty revolting pictures of the Bushite torture regime in action. And I was hardly the only moonbat to feel this way. (Since you read Marcy, you know what I’m talking about.) Anyway, chez moi I expressed my disgust in my usual idiom (a "fanfare of fucks," to paraphrase Myles. I also quoted Sophocles, just for shits and giggles. And fucks!)

And, whatever. But then at some point today I noticed through SiteMeter that Crittenden — a Boston Herald editor, allegedly — had posted the shit below as some sort of Dignified Response Expressing His Mastery of Elevated Discourse:

Hey, anyone else notice how the lefty peaceniks like fierce-sounding names? “Whiskey Fire.” Maybe it’s about him being drunk, judging by the level of discourse over there. Then there’s that mysterious, wet yet flaming deep woodsy ”FireDogLake.” Technically, seeing as it’s run by a sheila, should be FireBitchLake, no? Meanwhile, FireDogBogg wants to know how come no one ever wants the flaming right to be centrist. Sounds like he’s so deep in the tank he can’t see the pond. More FDL mysticism in his title, “Also. I’ve also never been to me.” Huh? That lake’s too deep for me.

Conservative humor, my friends. As for me, I’m only entertained that he’s too thick to know how to click the "why is it called Whiskey Fire?" link that I cleverly disguised in my sidebar. As for Mr Bogg, well, hahahahaha. Yes, that would be far too deep for you (Dear Lord). As for Jane… well, I would not presume to speak for her. But you know, Crittenden’s "joke" is as drearily sexist as it is humiliatingly lame. Woman. Opinion. "Bitch." Gotcha. Original. How very fucking clever of you. Asshole…

And it comes way out of nowhere. (Besides, given his soapboxing about Miss California, it’s ludicrously hypocritical.) Calling Jane a "bitch"… why?

Well, there are a couple of possibilities. Either he’s just an asshole, pure and simple. Or else he’s an an asshole trolling for links.

Whatever, though. Who gives a fuck? Either way he’s an asshole I’m not linking to.

Asshole.

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