Attaturk, Attaturk. Beware the cheap joke at the expense of those of us who, like Broder, are of an age that denies us certainty over the regularity of basic bodily functions, lest the gods one day visit you with constipatory nemesis for your hubristic assault on old age!

I had thought of it as green faced Linda Blair, head turning 360 degrees, with screams and groans and curses, as Captain Howdy departs.

Hey, don’t sell yourself short; “green faced Linda Blair” works for me as well!

“We believe the earth is flat, is 6,000 years old, opposite marriages are the only way to go, we don’t like blacks, gays, women in general, and think those transgendered people changing their bodies to better themselves is disgusting! Only we do that! Anyway, we are so glad you came to see us today. Did we tell you we could see Russia from here? Anyway, did we also tell you President Obama is a Muslim. And, oh yeah, anyway, we think sex before marriage should be illegal for all kids, except for her daughter Bristol, my cousin Jeannie, her (*Palin pointing to Prejean & Prejean pointing to herself*), and any kid born to a republican. Thank you and good night! Oh wait, please hug a stem cell tonight & say a prayer for it! Anyway, thank you, good night, sleep tight, and don’t forget to give money to us on your way out! Thankya Jesus for the new Lamborghinis!”

ever considered that Rush Limbaugh is a secret socialist bent on your total destruction?

No?

well then, why’s it workin’ so well?