The half-dozen remaining white male Supreme Court Justices, comprising possibly only two-thirds of the nine votes on the Court all while drawn from a population that makes up less than a third of the nation. Poor white males, so white, so male, so entrenched in power. How can this cartoonishly over-represented minority group — so dear to the Villagers of the Beltway (85% white males) — be preserved against these imposing statistics?

Total number of Supreme Court Justices in American History:

110

No. of Women

2

No. of Latinos

0

No. of White Males

106

Imagine the Orwellian nightmare of a non-white woman being brought on board for a lifetime appointment after a history of such overwhelming discrimination against white guys, reducing their historical representation all the way down to 96%.

The horror, the horror.