Looks like Michele Bachmann got her esoteric knowledge of tariff law from that renowned institution known as Google University. How do we know this? Because as silly as it is, the "Hoot-Smalley" mistake is not original with her. It first appears in a glowing review by Mark Whittington of Amity Shlaes’ conservative hackwork tome The Forgotten Man: "The Hoot Smalley Act, designed to raise tariffs to protect American industries, caused a trade war with European countries that lengthened and deepened what was a severe recession into the Great Depression."
Now, Shlaes herself apparently didn’t make that mistake, as an Amazon search of her book’s text would seem to indicate. So how did Whittington come up with it? Was it a simple Spoonerism, like George W. Bush’s infamous "terriers and bariffs"? Or was Whittington, perhaps, thinking of something else — such as the contents of his wine cellar? It turns out that there is such a thing as a "Hoot-Smalley" outside of his and Bachmann’s fevered imaginations — but it’s a winery, not a piece of legislation:
Turley Napa Valley White Zinfandel Hoot-Smalley Vnyd (17.8%) ’97: Pale salmon color; fragrant/ perfumed/aromatic/dusty old vines/complex/bergamots/RioGrande tadpoles/toasted Serbian oak/raspberry/cranberry/simple nose; dry (3.7% r.s.) fragrant/floral/bergamots/smokey/ toasty/oaked/complex/raspberry/dusty young vines flavor; very long/perfumed/complex/ charred oak/short finish w/ lush/sexy tanins; clearly needs some 17 yrs of age to reach the apogee characteristic of mature/well-aged WhiteZin. Good QPR at $73.19 …
Sounds yummy, but it’s a bit out of my price range.



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Hey, PW!
Thans for a little comic relief. Well, I could thank bats-in-her-belfry Bachman, but no.
My goodness
I had no idea white zins even lasted that long! I’m clearly shopping at the wrong end of the price-range.
I dunno, even at $75, I’d could be tempted, just because it’s called TURLEY napa valley white zin.
FunnyDiva
maybe bachman should lay off the Hoot Smalley before she makes another statement
how many boxes did she drink ???
Hoot Mon! Tis the Smalleys!
Toot toot give michele the boot
At $70 plus, I think we’re talking about something more than yer standard Box of Buzz there.
I dunno Hoot-Smalley has a ring to it. Sounds like the stage name of an early Grand Ole Opry star.
Bachmann is from Minnestoa, right?
She feels the looming presence of Stuart Smalley, in the near future?
I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!
Safe to assume it doesn’t come with a twist-off top….
A calculated attempt to pre-emptively tie Sen. Stuart Smalley to the New Great Depression?
Hilarious! May I never have occasion to develop so experienced a palate as to be able to discern an overtone of “Rio Grande tadpoles” in anything entering my mouth.
More and more wineries are switching to twist off caps including some fairly expensive ones.
That is highbrow for it tastes fishy.
Say PW – did you catch this in the Trib?
http://www.startribune.com/opi…..anchO7DiUr
Spew!
I missed that the first time through..I wonder if they’d make decent kabobs..
The lush sexy Tanins are a very interesting swinger couple who live just outside of Rutherford. No one up with their wine lingo here? Jeesh.
Maybe – if you skewer them on a sewing needle.
In which case, I do NOT want to know the lowbrow for same.
I’m turning a pale salmon color with laughter!
Who will be the first to register http://www.hootsmalley.com, and what will they do with it? Perhaps a clan tartan?
Isn’t that especially lovely?
Hey, go check out http://www.PalinBachmann2012.com to see just who might want that URL.
Heh! She might.
LOL!
Back when Sutter Home’s white zin was all the rage, one of my friend’s ditzy roommates came in and announced “did you know there’s a red zinfandel now?”
Well, a fun fact I learned from a game show is that Tropicana OJ adds some kind of nutrient (Omega 3?) gleaned from sardines…so perhaps the same could be done for wine!
Sorry go OT so soon, but did anyone catch the new Republican ad attacking Obama yet?
It’s all “Oooga Booga” all the time.
As an added bonus, they dust off footage of the Pentagon in flames on 9/11.
Words fail me in attempting to describe how low these people can go.
Gee maybe they could add calcium too
it is my personal tinfoil theory that Air Force One went “rogue” in NYC expressly to re ignite 9/11 fears just as all the torture nastiness is coming to light.
ooga booga indeed.
ha! maybe we could get senators to drink it too! :]
Special Labor related Book Salon upstairs with Kirstin Downey’s The Woman Behind the New Deal: The Life of Frances Perkins… hosted by Tula
If the Rio Grande tadpoles weren’t enough fun, this was just delicious:
Absolutely without shame….reminds me of Fat Bimbaugh ridiculing Micheal J Fox….it is quite a condemnation that some folks will do anything
Actually, it’s not a winery. It’s a vineyard. Turley Wine Cellars produces its wines from grapes obtained from various vineyards. It is a common practice to name the vineyard of origin on the label, as they have in this case.
OT: NPR/Sr Correspondent Daniel Schorr all over the Bybee story and the Obama decision on an “inquest.” Well done, Daniel
Thanks, Dave! I was wondering if they were still around — I wasn’t finding anything on Hoot-Smalley more recent than 2001, and that was a note to say that they weren’t making that white zinfandel any more.
You’re welcome. Though, I certainly don’t know anything of this particular wine, as it is WAY out of my price range. “Three Buck Chuck” is more my speed . . .
I don’t get anything about an “inquest” from Schorr’s piece on the npr website. Nor RawStory, or NYT. What inquest decision has Obama made?
Whittington is prone to creative spelling (Hemmingway?) Maybe Uncle Dick shot him in the spellchecker.
http://www.googobits.com/artic…..paris.html
…and PW, I don’t think Althouse is going to be happy to be associated with the mention of Small Hooteys.