296737625_82bf10cd92_m.jpgGood news, fellow liberal fascists!

Democrats are making it illegal to think certain things.

Awesome! I suppose this means that any minute now, the Washington Times will be raided and shut down by Obama’s Hopetroopers.

The House of Representatives passed legislation yesterday that extends federal so-called hate-crimes laws to include sexual orientation. This is a move to provide special status for specific groups.

And if a "specific group" were say, white evangelical Christians, I’m sure the Moonie Times and the GOP fundies would be all up in arms about it.

Current federal hate-crimes law already covers the use or threat of force based on race, color, religion or national origin.

And the right-wingers opposed that as well.

House Minority Leader John Boehner, Ohio Republican, told an editorial board meeting at The Washington Times that the hate-crimes bill makes him "want to throw up," and noted that it doesn’t make sense to prosecute "what we think [criminals] were thinking as opposed to what they did."

I think it’s those icky fags that make Boehner "want to throw up," don’t you?

Once homosexuals become a special class protected by hate-crime legislation, the back door is open to prosecuting those who speak out against homosexuality and same-sex marriage.

Because nothing pleases liberals more than back door action.

Yes, crazies — you win. Giving gays the same protection under the law as blacks and other minority groups will mean jail time for Carrie Prejean.

Michele Bachmann told me so.