Glenn Beck is becoming increasingly unhinged and deranged these days, and today, the Anchor Baby links to his new big thing: the "We Surround Them" circlejerk campaign.
Do you watch the direction that America is being taken in and feel powerless to stop it? Do you believe that your voice isn’t loud enough to be heard above the noise anymore? Do you read the headlines everyday and feel an empty pit in your stomach…as if you’re completely alone?
If so, then you’ve fallen for the Wizard of Oz lie. While the voices you hear in the distance may sound intimidating, as if they surround us from all sides—the reality is very different. Once you pull the curtain away you realize that there are only a few people pressing the buttons, and their voices are weak. The truth is that they don’t surround us at all. We surround them.
See, I have a hard time identifying with this because I’m not hearing "voices in the distance" that surround me "from all sides." I believe there’s a term for those who do: crazy people.
And yes, Glenn, you are surrounded.
He then lays out his "Nine Principles" and notes, "If you believe in at least seven of them, then we have something in common."
1. America is good.
2. I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.
3. I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.
4. The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.
5. If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.
6. I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.
7. I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.
8. It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.
9. The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.
Translation: America is good, except it’s about to implode because 70 million Marxists just elected the anti-Christ. Real Americans are devout, so screw the Constitution. I’m a serial liar, but I get more honest every day. No one is above the law, except the Bush administration. Oh, and dissent is patriotic — unless I disagree with you.
Guess Glenn doesn’t have much in common with himself.
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I just wish I could figure out how people as dumb/crazy as Glenn Beck get these million dollar jobs. I could act that dumb/crazy for sure and no one will hire me. WTF?
Oh, and about his principles – I believe #2 is non-negotiable. I could just see it if I said I agreed on the other seven or eight but not that one because I am a Wiccan. Ha!
I am positive I would not be included in his little group!
Blue Texan,
“Guess Glenn doesn’t have much in common with himself.”
I believe he suffers from a multiple-personality disorder of some sort.
That FOX put on someone as clearly deranged as he is, ought to make us even more watchful over our mass media. In the “WST” event, he is basically calling for some form of sedition – on National TV!
And to think, we were called ‘traitor’s’ for questioning GWB.
Without media consolidation over the last 15 years, Murdoch would not be able to put this crazy clown on. Never mind the “Fairness Doctrine,” Congress needs to dial back consolidation pronto. It might even save the newspaper business.
GUFFAWWWWWWWWWWWWW,and this insane uninformed propagandist is paid at least 10,000,000.00$$$$per year to terrorize the airways
“…the voices you hear…”
Take your medicine, Glenn, and the voices should calm down.
Beck, I believe in all that but other than both being recovering drunks, we have ZERO in common and I think you’re a prick. How is that possible, Glenn?
glenn beck is a bona fide loon. when i used to drive to work, i would listen to the guy jabber away. my favorite was the episode in which he claimed ronal reagan prevented the Apocalypse by referring the the USSR as “the evil empire”:
This was odd, because if everything God ordains is good, then the Apocalypse is good too, and therefore Reagan should have been BAD for trying to stop it. Also, you have uncomfortable notion of Reagan being more powerful than God.
I wish i had cable, i’d love to see this gang of nincompoops have their little circle jerk.
LOL. And then check yourself into a hospital where there are no cameras or sound equipment.
Palin/Beck ‘12 !
Beck is a complete maroon and would be harmless if he didn’t have access to the airways. The people he’s stoking up with his idiocy tonight have lots of guns and it’s just a matter of time until some of them start targeting Beck’s objects of scorn. Incredibly dangerous stuff.
Just curious. Does anyone feel surrounded? Me neither. maybe they’re all out teabaggin’.
9. the government works for me..
So true, I am currently basking in a plethora of government funded health care…wait, no I’m sick and not getting better. WTF was I thinkin’?
Why do we have so many thieving assclowns in our media? That’s a rhetorical question.
note how god is always a ‘he’. how do these guys ascertain that? is god white too?
When is Glenn Beck going Galt? Because he’s overdue.
Sure. Long white beard. You know, God.
i dont think he believes this rule applies to his side:
5. If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.
Glen has lied how many times?
As an atheist, neither would I.
And a room with lots of padding…
That does have a certain ring to it..
I had a doctor who would give me this Gog Magog litany. Magog=Moscow, don’t you see? and…never mind.
Hunter still isn’t surrounded over at DailyKos. I think you’ll be safe, BT. Course the surrounding could happen at any time and in any place.
Because Lefties point out when America is doing bad and try and make it better.
Conservatives just try and make a buck and use Shock Doctrine during Crisis to get more power by screwing us win /lose.
We lefties try for Win/Win granted we do not always succeed.
I’m pretty sure that if you’re psychotic, you can’t really tell the difference..
Maybe even in Barstow…or Needles.
So is the FBI knocking on Glen’s door yet looking for Nazi’s with Uranium?
If anything violent happens today the FBI better not say nobody could have predicted this.
this maggot doesn’t believe in equal rights and he brags about it.
this man is insane
But why would a good country elect a Marxist president?
I got nuthin’, I just wanted to highlight that again!
Marxists are good.
I thought that was Willie Nelson…
their meeting location
Blackfoot, Idaho
Location: A to Z Guns
http://wesurroundthemmap.com/ID.htm
America is only inherently good if it’s run by a lying, stealing, Christian war criminal. That Marxist Antichirist fella? Not so good.
DUGG
Hunter over at Kos closely monitors the situation:
“URGENT ALERT: Went to hardware store to pick up plumbing supplies. Plumbing aisle not surrounded.”
I’m going over to the bank. I’ll let you all know if I make it back alive.
707 !!!
Try a soup kitchen. Or a hospital emergency room. Maybe an unemployment office.
Between Mitt Too bad everyone hates hedge funds now Romney and Glen Beck the two most famous Mormons in America and the anti Mormon feeling after the Mormon church supported the anti gay marriage measure in California.
The Mormons must be glad that Big Love that Mormon polygamy show is on HBO, its their only good press.
I apologize for my ignorance, but I see “707″ sometimes. What does that mean?
707 is the upside down version of LOL. It means that you LOL so much, you fell out of your chair.
Notice Faux News is gonna have something on it at 5:00 ET.
For fun, go to the “Host/Attend a viewing party” at Beck’s webpage and view the parties in particular states. TX list is long.
Good list of wingnut locations/emails there. Wonder if SPLC is cross-checking address or emails…?
No. I make that mistake often myself. But take a second look. God doesn’t have pigtails.
Reply to BT @ 29
Well Bush created a Crisis that is getting worse in order to fix the crisis Obama will have no choice but to do a Reverse Shock Doctrine.
The wealthy must be taxed to get people working again. We need National Healthcare we cannot afford the expense, waste and corruption of Private Health Care.
We need healthcare run like the post office.
Everything the Right has wrecked for years every person wronged by the Right must have their troubles set to
RightLeft!LEFT is the new GOOD!
Duh. I’m an idiot. Thanks.
When is Jane’s next speaker coming in Western time anyone know?
Well, if they’re surrounding us, I think Scar has the score.
Hmmm. I wonder if Becky planned we surround ‘em day to fall on Friday the 13th?
Couldn’t we send our Jack-booted Government Thugs
in black helicoptersto just a few of these? Just to keep things exciting?I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure Glenn Beck will be covering this story in due course:
http://www.theonion.com/conten…..=a-section
We’ve all asked in the past … *g*
Beck sounds as if he needs to be in an institution for the poorly wrapped. I’ve never seen or heard him and don’t plan to.
LMAO … Twain ! … “… institution for the poorly wrapped.”
So let me get this straight Glenn seems to want to do by force what the GOP could not do in a popular election? But now he is claiming a majority an Imaginary Majority to be sure but Glen where was your Imaginary Majority we Surround them people on election day?
Hey, Petro. How’s your weather? Summer yet?
Beck’s comments yesterday on Obama and the new Dem order causin’ angry rethugs to go shoot up their neighborhoods was especialy cogent. Following from his usual illogic about counterterrorism, doesn’t his conclusions demand that we preemptively round up and detain angry disenfrancised rethugs (that would be all of ‘em?), as a class? Now I don’t know, but it seems to me that advocating the Gitmoization of one’s entire viewership could be, um, counterproductive? Do they get TV in prison camps?
Summer ? I wish it were Spring ! *g*
We’re supposed to get some temps in the 50’s, starting Sunday.
How’re you doing ?
So let me get this straight Glenn seems to want to do by force what the GOP could not do in a popular election?
Chuck is going to help…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlfx5gEs6uY
I’m great, thanks. Sneezing all the time – everything is blooming. The trees are gorgeous but so allergy-causing. Trade-off, I guess.
Petro, my man!
How’s tricks?
I’m mad at Santa … asked for a Professional Sports Team in Toronto and the fat guy did not deliver … *g*
The right constantly amazes me by coming up with these brilliant political strategies: “going galt,” “hip-hopification,” and now, “surround them.”
I hope Obama’s paying attention. Surely, the GOP will be a force to be reckoned with in 2010!
Uh, NOT, and don’t call me Shirley.
someone once asked me and I didn’t know… how come they’re the Maple Leafs? Isn’t the plural properly Maple Leaves?
Rosenberg agreed, both of them giddy over the return of Christ.
something wrong with this picture.
Did you specify which sport you wanted one in?
Even Santa has limits :)
Good one … we call them The Make Believes …
that’s cuz you already had the maple leafs…take a lot of years to make up for that. wait your turn…
: )
*smacks forehead* … that would explain the stellar play of our Roller Derby Team …
New Post: Talking Economic Accountability with Rob Johnson
cuz it’s canada. individualism and all that. don’t wnat to be ‘leaves’ want to be many ‘leaf’s.
maple ‘leaf’ + maple ‘leaf’ = maple ‘leaf’s.
and how come thief is thieves and chief is chiefs? i’ve been wondering that one for a while.
Margot !
Y’all have a great weekend !
never thought abouit the chiefs. hmmm.
ditto on both
bbl
It says on all our currency “in god we trust” so therefore it must be true
LOL. Do they suck? Guess so. Ever since I moved to the south I’ve hardly followed hockey. It’s not nearly as big as NASCAR down here.
PETRO~!
I want to be
on your roller derby team!
things that make ya go hmmm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7IEZQ3bPK4
and this is excellent–questions that make you go hm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-83U1dHq1pk
bbl too many tabs open.
Glenn, we surrounded your hemmorhoids.
-Glenn’s ass doctor
4. The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.
5. If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.
————————————————————————-
I would never pretend to be half as smart as Glenn* but don’t those two principles conflict?
*I would be brain dead in that case, so I won’t try.
“My spouse and I are the ultimate authority”
glenn’s spouse and glenn. not anyone else. justice dispensed by the gubmint is for them hoipolloi.
It’s funny, I just can’t help picturing Beck with more stubble and a glassier stare.
Yes. As well as 8 and 9.
Funny part is, I saw one location in the zip code I grew up in…in the liberal bastion of West L.A….that guy/gal must feel WAY surrounded….
God that is so sad. For Beck and his ilk “it’s all about me”, or “I got mine so FU”.
These people are very sad. Fortunately for this country they are also a very small minority of the people (26% at last polling).
I would have thought it was God, given #2. But maybe because the Christian precept holds that governments are installed upon earth to assist mankind, his belief in God, doesn’t mean that he feels restricted by HIS rules.
Wonder what Beck lied about yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that? A month ago Beck must have been telling some massive whoppers, and a year ago criminally prosecutable ones. I now know why he would have been very dangerous as a child!
Which makes me wonder if Beck is going to pop a big confession on us soon? After all, PC makes people go on killing sprees!
Clearly true in Beck’s case, someone else got all the smarts but Beck somehow gets the multi-million dollar gig. I also wonder if Beck only thinks this applies to HIM. Not other people… notice he always uses the preface “I HAVE…” not “People have…”?
So giving money to those Americans
homeless vets, families who lost homes due to foreclosures, unemployed from those who worked for tax cheats on on the streetis below Beck…America may be great…but Beck hates America.Un-American? No! Crazy as F*Ck! Yes! But then I’m just expressing my personal opinion. It does get to be a bit dangerous when you start misinforming people about things as an employee of a station that does have licenses on the public airwaves though.
They don’t work for you if you don’t pay them, Glenn. And then you are only a small stockholder in the government. Collectively we have the power to direct funding…and not you alone. It’s called taxation with representation. If you don’t like it find another nation.
What hypocrites!!!! Perhaps people feel Glenn Beck is a “loon” and has “gone over the deep end”. Not knowing Glenn Beck I can’t voice a personal opinion on him but I can voice an opinion based on what he has said. The same as you; who I hope have voiced your opinion on what he has said. At least that would mean you are listening but there are times that listening just isn’t enough. A time comes when we have to do something besides listen, criticize and complain to ourselves – we have to go “off the deep end” and stand up. If complaining is all we do then nothing will be accomplished except the world will be filled with hot air and agreed on opinions and the government will go on with “business as usual.”
For those who are fed up and suffering from all the “help” we have received from the government, we have to ask – as quoted in the article preceding this by Rob Johnson – “So now the question has changed. It is not what happened. It is what, as citizens and activists, do we do about it?”
We can sign petitions until the cows come home but until we become “loons” and “go over the deep end” we are at the mercy of what the government feels is in “our” best interest. I think that speaks for itself and what a shame that WE ALLOW this to happen!
They will continue – one stimulus, one omnibus and now yet another possible stimulus all putting us so far in debt that we will never see the light at the end of the tunnel. If we do then we best be careful because odds are really good that is the light of an oncoming train.
How much can you afford? The first stimulus broke me and we have not even begun to see the effects of the second. HEAVEN HELP US ALL. If we don’t do something even if we are viewed as “lunatics”, for at least attempting to save ourselves, from the “powers that be” (and who have destroyed and will continue to destroy) our future and the future for generations who will follow us then we have nobody else to blame for our future.
It is time people stop sitting around complaining and do something, even if the “people in the know” call us lunatics for doing it.
Until we do something then we are the reason the economy is failing. We need to accept that it is all OUR fault!! The reason the government does and gets away with what they do… is because WE THE PEOPLE allow it!! …. by doing nothing. A “loon” like Glenn Beck may be starting this “revolution” but I would much rather listen to Beck than an idiot like Obama – or, better said, his staff of idiots as he is “passing YOUR buck” and finding people to blame in case of, and there is sure to be failure, in HIS plan!
It is time for another “tea party” and for you “cry babies” to do something besides talk to yourselves and sit on your “duff” complaining about others who are attempting to make a change and at least do something.
REVOLT and SPEAK UP, if you are American enough.
I can’t wait to read the numbers of how many attended. Something tells me that not enough people showed up to surround them. Bah hahahahahahaha! Cracks me up that Glenn Beck thinks he’s a prophet or something. Little do his supporters know that he’s Jim Jones holding a 2-liter bottle of red koolaid.
Thanks for dropping by, Mrs. Beck.
If you were American enough, you would support President Obama like you wingnuts told us liberals we had to of George Bush, because to do so meant we were patriotic and America-loving!
So? Do you love America or not? Support your president right or wrong or continue to be the right wing hypocrite you and Glenn Beck are! You violent no good for nothing assholes!
*waving to Blue Texan* Great post girl! ;-)
Uh, not a girl, but thanks!
It’s that Bluebonnet ;)
i just finished watching “we surround them.” glenn beck is right. it is ok to be patriotic. it is ok to to love America. it is ok to feel like we did the day after 9-11, when we can all came together as a nation and decided we needed to stop insane, radical islam .
we have to stop listening to this insane president. we have need to stop fearing fear. we need to move forward and create wealth again. we need to support entrepreneur and greatly reduce the size of government. this evil government that we have now, has to be stopped. we needed to put Americans back into office.
I listened to his show yesterday and he specifically said that “God” was your individual god and that all religions have the same basic effect on people and society. He wants people to be grounded and return to the basics of human nature. He isn’t acting like a prophet. He is getting people off their asses and reminding them that they are in charge of their own lives. The more “benefits” that we get from govt, the more power we hand them! Our govt was created on the idea that “God” gave every person the rights that are outlined in our constitution. No one can take those rights away, but we have blindly given them away over the years. Wake up and be an American!
GOD BLESS!
amen! It is OK to be a patriot! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Left and right BS needs to stop if America is going to get anywhere. Conservatives still respect the office of The President, just not the man. Obama just happens to be a Marxist and has failed to tell the truth since he has entered office. Do you realize that The President is our servant, and not our savior?
You are completely nuts! You have no idea what Beck says on a daily basis! Our country was founded on these ideas and you don’t understand any of them. The govt has taken away our country and our freedoms because we let them. The govt was not created to support us. It was created in a way to let every person use the freedom, talents and strengths that God gave us to make our own happiness. America is the most charitable nation in the world and our recent govt just made it painfully difficult for us to continue this. Beck has always encouraged charitable giving to his listeners. He does a lot of research and reading about what he discusses. Everything you said was so wrong! Most American’s would not balance their checkbook the way that the govt does. This is what taxation WITHOUT representation looks and feels like. Please look at the long term picture – even if you think Beck is crazy.
You are very welcome. Great come back…..what was it that I said that gave me away?
I am sorry if I blamed Bush for everything – I don’t remember mentioning any past administration. Unlike the new administration did. He asked for it, he knew or he should have known what was ahead and blaming past administrations for his lack of knowing how to “fix” anything hardly seems like what his campaign was all about. We have all become used to campaigns promises and what someone will do to get elected. I gave him a chance, then another and another and he just kept hiding behind closed doors and instead of fixing anything he just keeps talking about how he inherited the problem. That he did but he knew what the problems were while campaigning and he asked for the problems. One can only say you should be careful what you wish for because you just might get it!
I have problems only with 2, 4 and 7.
“Missed it by *that* much!”
Really? Conservatives like Glenn Beck respect the office of the presidency? Well then, can you explain why Beck talked with one of his callers about forming armed militias in America to take back the country or how he’s constantly trying to rally the neck drooling knuckle draggers in your party called The American Taliban?
Republicans tend to be Taliban members hell bent on destroying America.
George Bush is to blame. The republicans controlled the White House, the US Senate, and the US House from 2002 to 2006 and did nothing to quell the financial tangle on Wall Street and then when the Democrats took over, these same assholes blocked any kind of regulation!
So you see, George Bush and his American Taliban are to blame!
Had McCain & Palin won in November 2008, we’d be seeing record amounts of money continuing to be stolen on Wall Street and the pres and vice pres giving the finger to Americans, while hugging Wall Streeters, and hugging oil barrels. In other words, we’d be in deep shit right now.
Remember neocons: TO PROVE YOU LOVE AMERICA YOU MUST SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT RIGHT OR WRONG.
So good, you support President Obama and want him to succeed! Congratulations, because I was going to have to call you traitors or unpatriotic, since that is what you labeled us liberals for 8 years who didn’t support George Bush every single day! And now I won’t have to. You love and support the president no matter what.
The evil government that 70 million people voted for at 65% approve of?
Let’s see, I think his #2 is exclusionary, and #7 is dickish. The rest I agree with – 7 out of 9 and yet if he were to discuss the matter with me I guarantee you within 60 seconds he’d be screaming how we have nothing in common.
In particular because he’s a horrible person.
glenn beck supports the office of the president, i support the office of the president. i will support the president vs. another country, but i do not support any of his radical-left, socialist, anti-American, anti-business, anti-entrepreneurial policies that are enslaving our grandkids and great grandkids.
the president has been using fear to get a 1.3 trillion dollar stimulus bill passed without one congressperson reading it. most of that money is going to pork, earmarks and interest, very little, if any, will stimulate growth by creating jobs. today was the first day he didn’t use his fear tactics since he took office. how is he going to lie to us next?
Apparently, Glenn Beck posts are like wingnut flypaper.
I think it would be great to share this dialogue with you. Wicca is a belief structure that I don’t believe in, but that doesn’t mean we couldn’t have a respectful discussion about what is going on in this country. I am sure there are those who will not want me here, but I’m game to discuss. If I am intruding on a dish on Beck and conservatives fest and not open discussion, please let me know. I am willing, though, to stand up for what I believe in and respect that you don’t agree. Perhaps if more people were willing to ask questions, listen to a reasonable response, and discuss things, our country might be less of a them vs. us mentality. I agree Mr. Beck is sensationalist, but I can appreciate he’s getting some people motivated that weren’t very motivated before. I’m not afraid. I’m concerned about the direction our country is heading and hopeful that more and more people are willing to discuss, rather than stereotype or brush off people for their differences. Just a thought. Anyone willing to discuss things with me?
It’s interesting the blanket blaming and labeling going on. We, as a nation, are in it whether we continue to bicker or not. We have allowed ourselves to be pulled apart and polarized and thus, we’ve allowed big government to pull the wool over our eyes. It seems many of us have allowed ourselves to prefer sound bites instead of actually listening to what is being said. I’m guilty of it, but I’m trying to listen. I begin to wonder if we ever healed after the Civil War. It seems it is still going on, sadly.
65% is a statistic. I can appreciate a statistic, but these polls are only taken from those who have or make the time to answer. I much prefer to look at the reality of my local community than polling numbers that can be easily skewed. They can be useful, but I don’t take much stock in a poll that is trying to speak for an entire nation’s population even if it goes the way I’d like it to go.
Blue Texan, I dont even know where to start with you… You’re a real piece of work.
I have to admit my first response to your thread is to completely come ‘unhinged’ as you like to call it and go off on your $%@!. But being the right winged God-fearing Conservative that I am (did I mention that I DO believe in God?), I will take the high ground and let it go. Yeah, that’s an art we Conservatives have to practice with you flaming libs all the time.
Explain one thing to me (this one is going to be hard for you, and I understand), you liberals always try to come off as such tree-hugging love everybody we’re soooooo tolerant kinda people, but yet you always seem to spout off the most hateful intolerant crapp.
I will help you out with your answer because I already know it… the truth is that the left is so full of hate and anger (let’s not forget self-loathing), you can’t even love yourselfs much less the country or anyone else.
Oh, I get it!
The disgraceful excuse for a human being Beck goes all, well, Beck, and when he is duly crowned, that’s intolerance.
You should try the links – they are tasty.
Nicely done. And welcome to the Lake.
? Such harsh words… Does someone need a hug?
Pardon me while I turn the page in the newest Ann Coulter style manual (while sitting in my bunker), which I got for $.73 at Borders. I have issues, you see.
First link above:
A hug would be nice.
Yeah Beck and Celente were soooo far out there with that one were’nt they?
Well, while I would agree with you that it sounds next to impossible something like that could happen, oh wait, it has happened once before hasn’t it?
Does any of this ring a bell? “Liberté, égalité, fraternité, ou la mort!” or France 1789?
Hang in there pal, I’m sure Obama has a bailout plan to get you out o’ that bunker…
Well you’ve got a sense of humor, I’ll give you that.
“republicans tend to be Taliban members” What the hell are you talking about? You must be the watching CNN or CNBC. [edited by mod] learn to be an AMERICAN, not a politician. Beck does not support militia actions – he is always taking about peaceful solutions. Some caller may have mentioned it, but Beck doesn’t bring it up as a solution. There are a lot of people out there that are bitterly angry at the govt. They want to be left alone to pursue happiness and Beck supports peaceful solutions to getting it back. His TV show the other day was intended to bring like minded thinkers together and use our numbers to make a point… the common man does still exist and we are able to get America back. Greedy, hateful and undeserving people have taken over and if we don’t restore America it will fall to socialists and then they will fall to a dictator… it is the nature of the beast. F that – we aren’t going to stand by and let it happen. I’ve got babies to raise and land to farm and I will not let the govt interfere anymore than they already do.
[Mod note: Please do not insult other commenters. Thank You.]
Glenn Beck is a douche. End of story.
I believe that’s just what happened in the last election.