Chuck Norris blogs, he won’t use Twitter. Can’t act, can’t smile, can’t cry because his tear ducts are stretched behind his ears, and apparently can’t think rationally. When Wanker, Texas Ranger came out for Mike Huckabee last year little did we know that he would someday take up blogging. Filling that empty space in my soul created when Pat Sajak gave up the, uh, craft.

And now Chuck is preaching revolution like he’sTai Chi Guevera:

The call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen [sic] Beck radio show…

Well, how lovely — thousands of right-wing cell groups. A plethora of "Tim McVeigh Brigades".