Chuck Norris blogs, he won’t use Twitter. Can’t act, can’t smile, can’t cry because his tear ducts are stretched behind his ears, and apparently can’t think rationally. When Wanker, Texas Ranger came out for Mike Huckabee last year little did we know that he would someday take up blogging. Filling that empty space in my soul created when Pat Sajak gave up the, uh, craft.
And now Chuck is preaching revolution like he’sTai Chi Guevera:
The call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen [sic] Beck radio show…
Well, how lovely — thousands of right-wing cell groups. A plethora of "Tim McVeigh Brigades".



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I never knew Pat Sajak was so effin deep, man.
Well, I should have known Jon Stewart would have a response to Jim Cramer…but sometimes I write these early morning posts before I go to sleep.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/vi…..lity-clash
And guess who is a guest on the Thursday Daily Show? Jim Cramer.
Chickenhawk brigades. Chuck Norris joins Rush Limbaugh, whadda team.
I think he got the concept of “two, three, many”. . .”Republican Parties” wrong. But more power to them all.
Didn’t cramer cancel previously……and isn’t that what pretty much set off this whole brouhaha to start with?
I’ve only ever caught cramer once in a great while on some program other than cnbc before all this happened…my initial reaction has certainly been reinforced. Anybody who listens to the man (for financial advice *OR* entertainment value) is, imho, even more deranged that he obviously is.
What crime has Obama committed that warrants revolt according to Chuck Norris?
Cramer didn’t cancel — Santelli did. And it wasn’t the cancellation that set off the Daily Show story, the CNBC skit was scheduled to be done on the night Santelli was to have appeared (purposefully awkward).
You know who talks about “cell groups”? Terrorists.
D
Ahh, OK…that’s ringing a bell now. Hope Stewart has some nice clip *art* teed up for cramer. *G* I managed to stay awake last night to catch his show but it seemed a little flat to me….it be hard to follow up on the quality of that initial slam.
Being black
Chuck’s brother was killed in the battle of LZ Ripcord. The last totally senseless battle, a year after Hamburger Hill, in a totally senseless war in Vietnam. I guess when shit like that happens you take one path or the other and stick to it.
I once was on an airplane with Chuck Norris. That was before they were grabbing terrorists off the planes.
Good morning, pups. It’s Friedman flying solo today, since MoDo is off (I guess she has spring fever too). This leaves us with The Moustache of Wisdom, with his hair on fire. He screams “This Is Not a Test. This Is Not a Test,” and says economically, this financial crisis is the big one. This is August 1914. This is the morning after Pearl Harbor. This is 9/12. Yet, in too many ways, we seem to be playing politics as usual. Of course, the crisis may hit home a bit more for the Friedmans because Mrs. Friedman’s family trusts have lost over $3.5 billion… My heart bleeds…
Here he is, hang onto your hat.
The coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready, and I’ve got Thomas’ English muffins with a variety of jams. Try the pear preserves, they’re really special. Have a great day.
http://bangornews.com/detail/99263.html
Chucky your timing sucks after finding Uranium at a Nazi’s house what do you want to bet the Feds are going to be knocking on your door?
That is if the FBI wants there jobs after all a radioactive bomb and now a threat of rebellion if anything happens a Black Church gets bombed, someone gets lynched, more attempts are made on Obama’s life.
Well the FBI was warned before hand so if they fail to roust everyone in your gang and press for answers Heads will Roll at the Agency!
On the other hand if any FBI agent wants to get promoted in the next 4 years bringing in Nazi’s like yourself will be the ticket to moving up.
I cannot believe that this is not front page news! Hispanics killed in Florida no coverage. Meth heads try and kill Obama at Dem convention What Happened! No Coverage!
Snark Queen with the Snark Load this morning:) The Moustache of Wisdom this financial crisis is the big one… tell me is his wife’s name Elizabeth?
I thought there was a law against advocating the overthrow of our government
I have to admit though, that gym is pretty swift, it’s one of the few info mercials that delivers it’s promise
there, I endorsed the total gym
The Moustache of Wisdom’s wife’s name is Ann (née Bucksbaum). Well, let’s hope for all our sake’s that the financial situation turns around in a Friedman Unit…
http://www.vanityfair.com/onli…..broke.html
My bold Uh if you $100 in stock and it fell to $1 a share that would be a 99% drop. Figure $50 a share to 50 cents a share that would be a 99% drop so Tom’s wife lost more than 99% of her wealth.
I guess Globalization is not working out for Tom. Tell me did Tom’s wife let him invest her money in his grand bold Screw the American Worker future?
Attaturk leads with Chuck and Right Wing Revolt I back him with Nazi’s and Dirty Bombs and you trump us both today with the Moustache of Wisdom.
Its good to hear that the rich are suffering more because they were invested more than we were in crazier things to max out returns.
http://www.newsweek.com/id/188584?from=rss
I personally think 25 million is right around the limits we should allow personal wealth anyway so I there is no sympathy lost on me
The unnerving thing about Chucky and his clowns is that these folks are the ones who stockpile guns and make pipe bombs. I certainly hope that the FBI and Secret Service are monitoring what’s developing.
So Chuck Norris is dabbling in terrorism using a blog he created? Wow. Not surprising. Chuck has a lot to make up for since he has a little body, is homely, and has two lemon drops between his legs. I bet Chuck also drives a souped up 1970’s Nova too to impress the girls and the neocons.
Commanding While Black
kay!
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I see they have $25 million left so they don’t need meals on wheels yet.
I wonder what the stock was when they bought it
Why so many of these dopes continue to have a voice in the media is a complete mystery. These are ignorant ideologues who have been proved wrong again and again and again. It’s time they be fired for incompetence. Or at the very least put some counter balance on where those who seem to have gotten it right get heard.
The media owned by the same corporations who participate in the vast kleptocracy will continue on the same path since it’s all they know – stealing, lying, prevarication, and endless schemes to exploit workers for the benefit of the “property” and slacker class.
They seemed to have run out of tricks and twe are now in the end game for free market capitalism. That means they are in deep denial and trying to fix the game, the corrupt game, save the corrupt corporations and their hideous practices. It is failing. The house of card is collapsing. The curtain has revealed the multiple Oz’s puling the strings… the emperor is standing there naked.
The people are too numb to revolt, believing that the big guys somewhere will save them and the same big guys who screwed them are up to the same thing on a massive scale and congress critters are their accomplices as they have been for decades. Government has been tuned over to the capitalists and corporations who have used it to enrich their owners. Last hit going on now with the “bill” being given to the future generations… who just might not pay. You’re talking about a future of feudalism much worse than we have now.
America is too big to fail, but it is. Greatest failure of them all. All empires fail. We are no exception.
http://www.newsweek.com/id/188584?from=rss
Numbers on the amount of money lost on big loans vs small loans to subprime people would be cool we had a troll try and disrupt Jane’s economics speakers yesterday I think it or another GOP troll might be back today.
The Troll was an Acorn conspiracy nut. That and it tried to defend war profiteers.
now think of this tcu;
if they try to sell that stock it will go down at least 25 percent from the sheer volume
that get’s them down to around 20 million
I wonder if my heart has more blood to bleed
but isn’t there a law?
If they lost all their ill gotten wealth, great. Most of this wealth was completely illusory obviously and part of the big ponzi scheme which required everyone to pretend that they could print money and invent financial instruments and give them enormous value and then sell them for profit.
The whole scheme was a bunch of hooey. And they well all complicit in the great fraud.
I still think its funny:)
yes there is;
No, the law only applies to left wing seditionists. From the right wing it is “saving the country” or, put another way, left wing insurgents =”terrorists”, right wing insurgents =”freedom fighters”
I know it pays to be informed,as I started reading the piece and he said ” he wanted to run for president of texas”.
I must admit I stopped right there,so today I feel less informed than I shoul be.
funny in a haha way to be sure, funny in an ironic way to be sure, funny in a “the world is round” way to be sure
actually, funny from just about all perspectives, except for the fact that he STILL has great wealth
but from what I see, chuch wants to separte the state from the country, that would make him the glorious leader as well as the president
Yeah sure would be sad if the government was still spying on us and Chuck’s right wing Nazi’s launched a terror attack sad for the FBI that is after we get through with Chuck because now we are going to hold his ass responsible for any right wing attack!
And that includes your side kick Chuck, Squirrel Boy Huckabee!
We have a criminal justice system which seems selling pot as worth the resources for prosecution and lengthy incarceration and does not see white collar crime as “crime”. The criminal justice system – the police – protect the wealthy and prey on the poor.
No justice – No peace.
Everywhere you look in the American “exceptionalist” experiment – it is full of corruption and racism, and favoritism for the wealthy. We are as far away from an egalitarian democracy as the USSR was. It’s all hype.
LOOK IN THE MIRROR AMERICA – see what you REALLY are.
actually sander0, the evaporation of money is just what the doctor ordered overall
the ponzi scheme had to collapse somewhere, usually it collapses at the bottom, in this case the majority of the hit is up top
we actually did need to shrink the amount of monetary distribution since the bush forged his war without raising revenue, this collapse would have otherwise happend in the form of catastropic inflation
off to the gym all, see you later
before I go I would like to suggest the title of this thread be changed to’
“chuck norris commits public treason” or something like that
see all later
Good point Obama has been in not even a 100 days yet
but everything Chucky is complaining about I don’t think Obama has done a single thing about! I am so mad at Obama for not Doing everything Chuck says that he is doing. (just kidding none of this stuff is a priority to me)
Besides I thought it was on Obama’s list for the Next 100 days, Chucky is just jumping the gun.
I think since Obama is not responsible for the crimes Chuck has imagined we must conclude that Chuck is imagining stuff and or that he is a racist imagining stuff.
Lets see Huckabee explain this away on Fox!
Perris! LOL
Agreed but I think its important to take a minute to laugh at the masters of the universe as they panic:)
My bold So I guess if we arrest Chuck Squirrel Boy can Never be President?
Bwahahahaha! Today is a Snarky day:)
Its relative a rich man who ownes the World and has more money than he could possibly spend in his life on hookers and blow. Will if he loses the world but still has more money than he could possibly spend on hookers and blow will still complain about his loss.
Its human nature to not be thankful for what you do have.
The insurgent Talibanican Party strikes again…
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/…..nsurgency/
(hey, that’s what they call themselves!)
Now we have psychotic has-beens calling for a violent overthrow of America promoted by national news outlets.
If ever a clearer case of potential terrorists, Carlos Norris, Glen Blech, and these people are it. They should be placed on Fed “No-Fly” lists immediately, all communications monitored, and tailed at all times. This should be easy to argue for in FISA court.
Janet Napolitano…are you listening?!?
I bet Karl Emails the all the Right wing groups and MSM talking heads with the talking points they use.
For years the neocon neck drooling knuckle draggers have been collecting guns mainly for hunting. They soooooooooooooooooooooo badly want to start killing humans with these guns now and are looking for a guy like Chuck Norris to lead them into treason so they can! And who says terrorism is only for people with brown skin who worship Mohammad? We’ve got whitey-crackers here in America who are just as terrifying! Scary.
“lemon drops”???? Man! That’s some industrial strength snark for this time of day!
And absolutely spot on. :-)
Thanks Waccamaw! Wasn’t really being snarky about the lemon drops (was being honest), but okay! Whatever works. LOL
Speaking of snarky…
Rosemary Watson shows us how Citibank treats it’s customers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4f-FCm_EGk
Love it (and Rosemary! She’s hysterical!)
I’ve said this before but
Women should not be educated or you get Feminazis.
Private Religious Shira Charter Schools Schools should be mandatory! No money for public schools in the Stimulus! No Money for Birth Control in the Stimulus! No abortion!
This is a religious country founded by Christians Muslims we should live like it under Sharia Bible law.
Global Warming is a myth spread by liberal Jews/Zionists designed to hurt our Saudi Friends after all where would Bush and the Taliban be without Ossama and his Saudi friends money.
Its so hard to tell the Taliban position on issues from the GOP’s they are so alike.:)
So is anyone going to send a link of this blog along with the quoted constitutional segment above to the FBI? To me, this is enough for Chuck to have a visit from law enforcement.
I agree with the other analysis above – the right wing will not see it as subversive activity. That designation is only applicable to the left, in their eyes. Somehow, the right wingnuts are the only ones that care about the country. What a ration of crap.
I think Chucky should be committed for his own good and drug tested!
Goin’ to the gym? Work hard. You can get as muscular as Micehelle.
Feel free everything we said was on the blogs and probably the news I joke but I hope the FBI is already informed. But if you do get a response from the FBI please tell us:)
As mentioned above, he should definitely be arrested which will prohibit him from becoming the President of Texas after he takes it over via the armed militia he created via the Internet. See? ;-)
I have the same concerns, but had one mildly reassuring experience a couple of weeks ago. A friend of mine, who is a political crackpot, talked me into meeting him at a gunshow being held in a vacant Home Depot building. I got there early enough to park and waited in front for him. The were droves of people going in. I’m 66 and could stand to lose a few pounds, but watching those entering, I came away feeling fairly young and lithe.
(We ended up not going in, because he couldn’t find a place to park.)
I wonder if the FBI has paid Mr. Norris a little visit. What exactly is supposed to happen on the 13th?
Morning all, Interesting that there was a guy (millionaire) from Maine who was collecting the stuff to make a dirty bomb in Maine. His wife shot him dead.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/….._0309.html
did his wife shoot him because he was a terrorist, abuser, or another reason?
http://mgpaquin.wordpress.com/
Any bets Tom’s wife invested in a hedgefund? The banks loaned money at $30 to every $1 dollar of collateral the hedgefunds had if anything the banks should be making bids on the hedgefunds!
decided to do some maintenance on my car first, am at the dealership waiting for work to be done, I have about an hour
Yep. I mentioned James Cummings in my blog this morning stating that Chuck Norris needs this kind of guy to help his revolution!
The MSM refuses to talk about what James Cummings was planning which speaks volumes if you ask me. How many more James Cummings are there in our nation? I bet a lot and this is why the MSM doesn’t want to talk about it. Nice huh? Feeling safer today? Personally, I think his wife is a hero for gunning this a-hole down.
He is the Nazi dirty bomb guy I was talking about I forgot to mention that Death by Radiation gets me sooo distracted!
It suggested that he was an abuser and entered an insanity plea.
it is bizarre this collapse did not happen sooner
my house was worth about half million at the peak, if I could borrow 15 million against that house, why on earth wouldn’t I then walk away from it?
legal personal growth at the expense of deregulation, it is amazing this collapse did not happen sooner
though I hate to give credit to this nazi, chuck is one of the few athletes I would bet did not do sterioids
Here’s what is interesting about the James Cummings murder: HIS WIFE WAS NOT INITIALLY ARRESTED FOR IT.
Two months went by and then out of the blue ’someone’ posted the FBI report on LiveLeak.com showing how Cummings had radioactive material in his possession and how he had instructions on how to make a dirty bomb. As soon as this report came to light, the Bangor Daily News reported on it (no other outlet did) and then James’ wife was arrested for his murder. Some are now thinking that the police/FBI knew this guy was a danger to society, think his wife was a hero, and purposely put the report out for the future jury pool to lean them in support of the wife. Could be!
No cable here are you saying Morning Joe is not talking about this? Is Joe in on the March 13 conspiracy. Just where will Joe be at 5pm?
you know that is an incredble post, I think you should save it and try to paste it into one of your diaries
Joe harbors America’s terrorists, TCU. You know that. LOL
She likely saved the life of one or more persons by her action.
The power of Faith The power to create a personal reality! The power to lie to yourself about anything!
Faith belief without facts Lies faith when you already know its wrong The GOP never learned the difference.
By the way, the other American Terrorist, Glenn Beck, had a guest on his show yesterday to talk about President Obama’s ‘murderous’ stem cell research Executive Order. They both agreed that ALL life should be respected. Of course, these assholes don’t see their own irony of being part of the American Taliban who has no problem dropping bombs on brown people overseas or forming armed militias here in America to kill Americans. See? Idiots. They have zero respect for live, but yet, want us to believe that their caring attitude to the zygote makes them loved by gawd!
Oh please.
Something amazing happened on MoJoe this morning. They were all in agreement that we demonize food stamps etc. while we turn a blind eye to corporate welfare. Not the TARP funds but just the ongoing corporate subsidies that are part of America. It only lasted a few minutes but it was like watching a bunch of liberals for a few minutes.
Wow!!!
She sure did. I have a feeling once it’s said and done she will not be going to prison over his murder. She shouldn’t. Killing James was protecting the well-being of our nation and the President!
I’m still working on more material I intend to post it but today what I had seemed to fit.
A moment of truth on the Joe Schmoe show? Huh. Colbert was right when he said truth is a liberal bias!
but there’s the thing;
when my dads home was worth about half million I deplored him to refinance.
I told him;
“dad, I think the market is going to collapse, if you refinance you get today’s value locked in”
to which he declined and thought it was nutz to borrow money for the only purpose of paying back the loan
Agreed she deserves a Medal and not that Medal Bush gives losers before they
retiredgot implicated in scandal.The MSM look at their stock portfolios again?
the proper response our pundits should have to these idiots would be;
“you have SOME nerve trying to tell ME you would rather see embryos DUMPED IN THE GARBAGE then given a purpose in SAVING CHILDRENS LIVES”
hehe…give it right back to them
Wait a minute are you saying that she shot her husband the FBI found radioactive stuff which they kept quiet about but only after the story leaked the wife was charged with shooting her husband?
The front pagers and the Lawyers on the Lake need to weigh in on this I am at a loss of where to begin which crime or act of stupidity would I start with?
Plus on the law side specific charges need to be addressed.
Yep. That’s what happened. She literally shot her husband in front of their 9 year old daughter and then shortly went to a neighbor’s house to call the police on herself. The police did not arrest her until AFTER the FBI document was leaked.
Only the Bangor Daily News and online blogs have talked about the radioactive materials/dirty bomb stuff. The MSM here in Maine or across the nation has not covered it. They don’t want Americans thinking that if this could happen in Maine it could happen anywhere! They don’t want Americans afraid of Americans, when really, we should be thanks to guys like James Cummings.
The press is covering this up!
It’s ironic that Norris closes his treasonous post on World Net Daily, with a rousing (though archaic sounding) call to arms by Sam Houston. The call to arms would have been at the time of the 1836 Texas Revolution. In 1861, Houston famously opposed secession, even contemplated instigating another war with Mexico to hold the Union together, and was literally thrown out of office as elected Governor of Texas because he refused to recognize the secession convention. If Norris knew shit from Shinola about history, he wouldn’t refer to Houston for his seditious purposes.
Guess James got what was Cummings to him.