Mary Landrieu, Queen Pork Hypocrite

Mary Landrieu, Queen Pork Hypocrite

The Politico, which seems to be the favored outlet for Blue Dogs, Republicans, and other conservative spinmeisters, belched forth another bit of faux-"moderate" propaganda yesterday:

Moderate and conservative Democrats in the Senate are starting to choke over the massive spending and tax increases in President Barack Obama’s budget plans and have begun plotting to increase their influence over the agenda of a president who is turning out to be much more liberal than they are.

A group of 14 Senate Democrats and one independent huddled behind closed doors on Tuesday, discussing how centrists in that chamber can assert more leverage on the major policy debates that will dominate this Congress.

So who are these fourteen Bush Dog DINOs plus the IINO? The article names both the idiot Nelsons — Ben (NE) and Bill (FL) — and of course Joe Lieberman ("I"-CT), Mary Landrieu (LA), Evan Bayh (IN), Claire McCaskill (MO), Mark Begich (AK), Mark Warner (VA), Amy Klobuchar (MN -dammit, Amy, you know better!), Mark Pryor (AR), Jeanne Shaheen (NH), Robert P. Casey Jr. (PA), and Blanche L. Lincoln (AR).

Funnily enough, none — none — of these people made so much as a peep when Bush got his Iraq War funding shoved "off-budget". Even funnier: Some of them, these self-alleged budget watchdogs complaining about the spending in this budget, are themselves among its biggest beneficiaries — all the earmarks that Obama asked to be kept out of the stimulus bill found their way into the budget bill, and the senators bringing home the biggest hunks of bacon are mostly either conservative Democrats or hyper-conservative Republicans.

Check out the top twenty porkers in the budget bill, courtesy of Taxpayers for Common Sense (by way of Markos): Mary Landrieu checks in at #3 overall, and the most porktacular Democrat with $332 million requested by her. Arkansas’ Lincoln and Pryor are #13 and #14 respectively, at $181 million and $167 million. Casey checks in at #36 with $103 million, and Bill Nelson is right behind him with nearly $102 million — and my own hypocrite, Amy Klobuchar, is right behind Bill Nelson, with over $100 million requested by her in earmarks. Mark Warner is #43 with nearly $92 million, and Jon Tester — who isn’t officially part of the Earmarks-For-Me-But-Not-Thee crowd but was quoted by The Politico as speaking favorably of them — is at #53 with nearly $72 million requested by him. In fact, of the Gang of Fourteen Hypocrites, Claire McCaskill is the only one not to have any earmarks in the current budget bill — every other one of them, including Holy Joe Lieberman, is up to his or her Bush Doggy ears in pork.

Let’s give these people some phone calls, OK? Here’s the Senate telephone directory. You know what to do.