So once again, the southern conservatives of the Senate have managed to all but gut another piece of legislation because — oh my God — it smacks of almost being moderate.

When has that ever happened? Other than every damn time in history.

Is there any group that has been more responsible for holding back progress, who has ever been more consistently wrong about everything in the history of the Republic than the "Southern Conservative"?

WRONG. ABOUT. EVERY. F***ING. THING. From holding back the economic development of the early nation, to slavery, to the Civil War, to Jim Crow, to Segregation, to the minimum wage, to maximum hours, to workplace safety, to workers compensation, to food safety, to child labor, to isolationism, to the FDIC, to Social Security, to the union movement, to Red Baiting, to woman’s suffrage, to anti-intellectualism, to workplace discrimination, to State’s Rights, to the Voting Rights Act, to equal pay, to religious fundamentalism, to loving guns more than life itself, to anti-Catholicism, to anti-Semitism, to Vietnam, to the War on Terror, to birth control, to not taxing while really spending, to homophobia, to clean water, to environmentalism, to making the rubble bounce on brown people, to supporting torture, to police abuse, to global warming, to outlawing precious and blessed foreplay between consenting adults, generation after generation, they’ve been the assholes of the nation.

I’m sure I forgot something, it’s a long list. It has gotten so bad that they are now ruining legislation they still don’t vote for.