It’s a good thing nothing is really going on because otherwise Dick Cheney’s determination to go out looking like Lionel Barrymore in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ would be worth more notice.
Vice President Dick Cheney pulled a muscle in his back on Monday while moving boxes and will be in a wheelchair for Tuesday’s inauguration ceremony.
Considering his alleged heart problems (the problems are real, it’s the heart that’s alleged) and his wealth what boxes were so important that only Dick could move them? Must be his line of CIA Operative trading cards.
In any case, I guess the old "history will vindicate me" line is not off to a good start when even Assrocket at Powerline tries to walk it back.
From this in July 2005:
It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice.
Everything considered, I give the Bush administration a B-.
Four letters off, but it’s a start.
(picture via krystalynn)



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WOO!
Countdown….7 hours 24 minutes!
The last time I went to sleep this happy I woke up to McCain campaign’s melodramatic Palin Rollout.
PS
If anyone knows the name of that piece of music played (an aaron copeland-esque ditty; think soaring eagles and craggy ranges under crystal-blue skies) when they introduced Sarah, please share.
Right now, this is the only song I hear in my head.
The similarity of Lionel and Dick! is uncanny. That first link needs a spew warning.
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Anyone hear anything from the Netroots Nation thingamajig?
You’re going to sleep I’m just waking up ,too excited to sleep.
Cheney hurt back moving boxes of secret files!
Shit ! Nobody awake yet .
I’m here. Can’t sleep either.
I’m having some hot chocolate. Want some?
present and accounted for
I need some bourbon in mine, please demi
Sure ! Thanks !
I’m sure there will be plenty of that flowing today !!
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Hey, lets try something. Wish Spiderpaws was here. Let’s imagine a wonderful feeling and renewal happening. Kate Clinton helped ’smudge’ the white house today! Let’s do all of D.C. in our mind’s eye.
Deep breath.
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For a tough guy who likes to torture and kill people Cheney seems pathetically fragile.
Okay, here the HC, with lots of bourbon. Actually, I put a little Bailey’s in mine.
Wonder how many people’s first reaction to that news was, “And what, exactly, were you moving in those boxes, dickie?”
……….For a tough guy…………..False front for a sniveling coward !!
oooh that sounds good too. for my next one, ok?
Terry, remember this blog?
Ah, shoot. My alarm is set for 5:30. I really should get some sleep.
Or Edward Arnold in this other Capra flick, save for the chair.
I think Dick’s trying to bargain his way into being remembered as the comparatively benign Potter, rather than the man who used wealth and manipulation of the press to try to engineer a fascist coup.
Can’t find a still of Arnold that shows the resemblance, but you can see or download the whole movie here.
Anyway, Happy Inauguration Day!
Okay, jac…here ya go.
It’s really good with kalua too.
A couple of hours is better than nothing !!
G’nite !!
Cheney’s just looking to file a workmans comp claim.
Morning all, Not sure that the smudging will work until after the shrub has ridden off into the sunset. Meanwhile Darth’s accident reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59YKlP–PhU
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Mine was, then I recalled that Dick would have souvenirs of his doings: fingers, ears, noses …., from the torturing.
morning. funny picture, attaturk
George the Turd’s rendition of Mary Poppins
or was that rendering Mary Poppins
Nah….small appendages aren’t heavy enough; more like complete body parts. :-(
A fast observation:
Cheney has SEVERE heart disease. How bad? He had to get new shoes a few years ago because his feet were swelling so bad that he went UP a shoe size.
Cheney can no more move boxes than he can run a marathon. It’s a BS Story.
However, it’s supposed to be COLD in DC today. Something that could be lethal for a man with severe heart disease. So, the Bushies bundle Cheney up and stick him in a wheel chair because otherwise his heart can’t handle the stress, and the former Veep becomes the Late Veep.
Yes, boys and girls, Cheney is THAT ill.
Fine shambles was made yesterday if Ian’s post. Nobody could resist a turn at whack-a-troll. Too bad the mods couldn’t require either stay On Topic, or that links must be provided to substantiate in fact their opinion before it would be admitted into the discussion.
How does that song go again?
“Super callous fragile listless ex-Prez al-atrocious…”
Whips, chains crotchless leather pants etc, etc.
…..Yes, boys and girls, Cheney is THAT ill……..
We all knew he was mentally ill !!
Oh, gawd! Ignoring the spit outta trolls is the only way to make them invisible…apparently that’s one of those “lessons learned” that hasn’t seeped into the Lake deep enough. There’s no reason to hang around engaging troll *ssitude.
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Cheney being in a wheelchair will make those occasional naps a lot easier to achieve.
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LOL. i’m so glad that in a few hours bush will no longer be potus.
There was a State of the Union speech a coupla years ago where it literally looked like DeadEye was gonna keel over right on the spot. My better half and I seriously thought it was happening, then you could see him pop a pill, and he seemed to regain composure.
Considering what bumbling fools Shrub (”Pretzel” fall, several bike and Segway falls, various goofs) and Cheney (”Go f–k yourself, shoots friend in face, falls asleep all the time at public events, can’t move a box, etc) are, it just shows how severe an advantage Repubs have in our current BigMedia environment.
An actual Press would’ve revealed these Keystone Kop Killers for what they really are. Instead, BigMedia provides cover for them, and is now helping them re-write history to extend the cover-up to future generations. Next up, watch for a bunch of efforts to get various things named after Shrub. It’ll start soon.
This is why I think media reform issues should be front and center. People like these things would never be elected in the first place. We all need to contribute to growing New Media outlets like FDL. Everyday.
Should nothing be done, ignorance will highjack any discussion possible. Like yelling “fire” in a theatre, it is only permissible when facts sustain; otherwise it is and should be disallowed.
usually ignoring is enough to quickly frustrate troll-like behavior and they will leave. this time was my fault because i tried to engage, and i think that provided the motivation for the extended stay.
my apologies.
Hmmmm…both excellent observations. As mike notes, wonder if there’ll be any cameras on him today to document the naps?
I took a couple of shots too. The brain bleach wasn’t handy. I’ll try to do more gooder if he should come back.
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Good Morning! I’m going out in a little while to buy the NYTimes. I bought the paper on Sunday and Monday, I’ll continue the tradition today and tomorrow. After the election I went to three places at 7:30 in the morning before I could find a copy of the Times. Unfortunately being a neat freak, I put it in the recycling bin. duh
Normally your sensibilities serve you and all of us well, sometimes they don’t, one can never foretell. Once it becomes obvious that contributing to the dialogue is not the agenda, then the mods should be able to step in and require linkages to facts, to sources before any further comments will be accepted. It is not feasible to educate a thing that is unwilling to hear, pearls fed to swine.
You have no need to apologize, not to me anyway, Ian might need a word to encourage though, he was the victim in all of that, his message became lost.
Selise,
I missed that particular thread (thankfully) but when does engaging them *ever* accomplish anything…other than running off other firepups who have less patience and goodness than you? That particular troll is having the time of its life making some of the locals miserable.
Maybe the mods could post a message: “Please furnish links to facts and sources for your opinions. Failure to do so will cause your comments to be refused”.
t-bear and waccamaw – it’s not the first time i’ve made the same mistake. it’s not goodness, or even patience i think my problem is that i’ve gone through some pretty big changes in my world view and that makes me think others can, and may in fact want to, also. i don’t buy the “they will never change” but i also really have very little discernment to help me identify when engagement might be useful and when not.
t-bear, your suggestion about apologizing to ian is a good one. thanks.
Not only was that troll not posting links but was ignoring links that were put up for him.
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Facts have to wait until after 12pm today.
Good morning, pups! It’s Bobo and Herbert today. Bobo’s getting all high-minded, in “The Politics of Cohesion,” in which he says Barack Obama’s challenge will be to translate the social repair that has occurred over the past decade into political and governing repair. Yeah. And he’s going to be sniping from the sidelines, doing everything in his power to sow dissent. You heard it first here… Mr. Herbert says “I Wish You Were Here.” From the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. to Lyndon B. Johnson, he gives a salute to the many people who gave so much but will not be with us for Barack Obama’s inauguration.
Here they are.
The coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready, and there’s a HUGE celebratory buffet this morning. Thanks to the magic of the interwebs you’ll find anything and everything you like for breakfast. I’m going to start off with eggs Florentine, and I’ll probably have some gingerbread a bit later. 5 hours and 22 minutes to go. I can’t believe this day is finally here… Thanks to FDL for keeping me (somewhat) sane during W’s reign, and thank you America for making this day possible. Have a wonderful day!
Will stand by the suggestion the all Bush Administration officials surrender their passports before leaving the Inaugural Stands and warned not to be leaving the country. ;-)
p.s. may i recommend, as a way to mark the end of the bush era, the diary hugh posted last night?
I’ve never watched his show before, but am tuning in this morning. Wow, Joe Scarborough is an idiot, isn’t he? And Mike Barnicle isn’t helping…
Lord no! Let them go overseas and get their silly asses arrested for war crimes.
This is one of the better analysis of Joe’s capabilities
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfiEpvGQ_E0
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Aw, geeezzzz, Marion…..WHY? *g*
Hit the clicker and go get another helping of all that good stuff you’ve got sittin’ on the counter. Much better for your health (both mental and physical). *G*
and have some innocent foreigner clean up after America (again). No. This is prelude to America cleaning up its own messes. Rest assured, if America does not clean up, others will and it will not be nice.
5 hours left to get those pardons in, Georgie…
Oh, my!!! Thanks for that. “Stunningly superficial” does sum him up well. 5 hours, 7 minutes to go…
Is there any word on a pardon dump? Or was the list in the box Cheney “strained his back” lifting?
Awesome
Smore of this
Call stupid when you hear it.
People don’t like it but you get less death
If just 10% of the listeners are moved to the google, that’s a big enough shift to turn most elections in this country
Did Hugh actually get all the scandals – does it cover the entire 8 year period? What a remarkable document.
Hate to say it but it ain’t gonna happen. This country is not strong enough to survive a real purging of the criminals running this country. No depth here just superficiality.
Susan DuQuesnay Bankston has a fun story going: You gotta go back to Jan 12 for the beginning (complete with white plastic flowers) and then pick up the thread on Jan 18 with the mother of all yard signs followed by a visit from the idiot thug from hell. Daymn, that woman’s got a wicked sense of humor!
http://www.kissmybigbluebutt.com/
I have to assume that’s how Cheney hurt his back. Moving his pre-signed pardon collection to his new digs…
wait until someone pours water on him . . . .
This is the BIG day, good morniing!
WJ:
7:00 NATHAN FELDMAN
Remote St. Patrick’s School
Hit Reporter
Locator: National Mall
Topic: Guest is one of thirteen youth journalists covering the Inaugural celebrations. Guest is 13 years old and attends school at St. Patrick’s School in Washington, DC and is part of Children’s PressLine. Children’s PressLine, a not-for-profit organization, teaches kids eight to eighteen to be journalists.
7:15-7:25 PAUL KANE
Washington Post
Congressional Reporter http://www.washingtonpost.com
Topic: Congress gathers in Washington this week for the swearing-in of Pres.-elect Barack Obama as the 44th President of the United States as well as legislative business. Guest will discuss the congressional schedule this week.
7:30 ANN COMPTON
Remote ABC News
Hit White House Correspondent
Locator: Lafayette Square
Topic: Guest will discuss activities at the White House on Inauguration Day.
7:40 On the Phone
Phoner GREG STOHR
Bloomberg News
Supreme Court Reporter
Topic: Role of Supreme Court Justices on Inauguration Day.
7:50 CYNTHIA LONG
Remote Chicago Urban League
Hit People’s Inaugural Project Participant
Locator: National Mall
Topic: Guest was chosen to participate in the People’s Inaugural Project – a program funded by the non-profit Stafford Foundation. Earl Stafford, who founded the group in 2002, announced recently that the foundation would spend $1 million to have underprivileged Americans attend the inaugural celebrations. Participants will attend the events and stay at the JW Marriott free of charge.
8:00 CAROLE FLORMAN
Remote Joint Congressional Inaugural Cmte.
Hit Communications Director
Locator: U.S. Capitol
West Front
Topic: Guest will discuss role of committee and the day’s ceremonies.
8:15 On the Phone
Phoner STEPHEN AYERS
Architect of the Capitol
Acting Architect
Topic: Guest will discuss the role of the Architect of the Capitol in preparing for the inauguration of the president at the U.S. Capitol.
8:25 Obama Goes from Blair House to St. John’s Church
8:45 Church service begins
LOL!
give him a start!
Elliot—where will you be? We’re going to the art theater in Phoenixville which is showing the event free on the big screen. We figure it will be one of the more integrated less political crowds around. It was either that or sitting in front of the laptop. I think I need to be with other people today.
Lovely, except at the end when the butthead got all up in Bubba’s grill…
I’ll be right here!
Big Day to celebrate the end of Bush. WaaHOOO
This reporter on WJ is saying that Obama is going to be signing some executive orders right after lunch to overturn a bunch of GWB agency crap.
here’s hoping.
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If that *sshat shows up again, Susan will do exactly what she threatened…..that’s one lady on whose bad side you do not want to get. *g*
*clink*
here’s hoping!
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I’ll come back and join you later. Time to get moving and put on the warm clothes. At least I’ll will be in a warm theater.
The ‘puter guru came last night and figured out how I get into the expanded schedule…that has been a nagging irritation (for no good reason other than just because). *g*
Sounds like a whole lot of fun RevDeb
Hope you make some new friends!
I am so excited that Bush is leaving today!!
Morning everyone. FWIW, I heard on MoJoe that there will be no more pardons. The border guards….that’s it. If it’s true, I’m more surprised than I would have been had Bush pardoned everyone in his administration.
One more bit of news is that the dems had planned on approving Hillary, Napolatano and a few others today. Not going to happen. Cornyn putting the kabosh on that. Post-partisanship, my ass.
Our parting shot to George & Dick Head:
http://jesseleo.com/images/dog_peeing.jpg
Bubbye!
The rethug strategy for the next several years is going to be obstruct, obstruct, obstruct, obstruct. They are even trying to obstruct delaying the conversion to digital TV. Who is their constituency for this?
http://www.usatoday.com/money/…..htm?csp=34
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Chuckles
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add this:
I thinking I’m O-D’ing on the Obama love-fest.
YAY!
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Smartest pupper in the world.
The wingers are going nuts right now about the shoe throwing. Here’s what the Delusional Lunatics are saying:
http://whitenoiseinsanity.com/…..ite-house/
Apparently it’s okay to murder innocent people in a war you lied about, but throw a shoe at an EFFIGY of George Bush and these people coil in horror!
Assholes they are.
An almighty ACT of doG. lol
Dogs are great. Lipstick wearing Pigs? Not so much. LOL
I’m lovin’ the fact that Shrub and Dead-eye Dickhead have only 4 hours and 11 minutes in which to destroy the world. I figure the worst Shrub can do now is slip on the ice and bust his ass. With Dickhead in a wheelchair the only scene I can think of is contained in the sequel novel to “Silence of the Lambs.” Suffice it to say it involves pigs.
If Obama doesn’t figure out ways to blow through the obstructions (which the media will of course claim are the fault of dims) and stop with a little of his “let’s make nice” attitude, he’s gonna be moving out of the WH in four years.
Swim’s up
Smgumby zed
Why would you want to poison the poor pigs? /snark
Great catch. Would like to see similar photog group shot of pampered, priviledged, corrupted, and complicit corporate media receiving the same treatment.
Damn, in my exuberance I didn’t think of that. Damn.
Oooo, me too Bluetoe2. Lots of Americans would love to see that photo. ;-)