Since George W. Bush had the rare sense to leave town for the weekend, today’s GOP inanity will be the "shocking" news that John McCain forbade his sponsor from appearing on Dancing with the Stars even though she "wanted to very badly". After all, what has she ever done for him?
You’d think this would be a good time for Cindy to mention the pre-nup and talk about just who it is that gets to go gambling or appear on Saturday Night Live anytime they please, but no, Cindy agreed not to dance.
I also hear that McCain has forbidden Meghan McCain from appearing as a contestant on Rock of Love, and Bridgette from, well, appearing.
They are making a mockery of the prestigious position of also-ran.