Oh, this just cries out, "Mock me!" Doesn’t it?

"I’ve given serious thought to writing a book," Cheney told conservative radio host Sean Hannity this week. "I never have, and my family has been bugging me about it. I’ve got 40 years since I came to town to stay 12 months. I’ve got a lot of stories to tell, and a few scores to settle. So I’m giving that some serious thought."

"I like the "scores to settle" part, because if I were you, I’d have a few scores to settle as well," Hannity said.

"No, no," Cheney said, laughing. "I’m going out with a good heart."

Hmmmmm. . . let’s see. So much snark, so little time.

– Dicking Around With Your Constitution

– Make It So: The Cheney Guide to Warping The Nation Around One Man’s Ginormous Ego

– Dark Side, My Ass

– Scooter and Shooter: The Dick Years

– Tortured: Dick Cheney’s Search For The Perfect Stuffed Quail, And The Lawyers That Got In His Way

Yeah, I got nuthin’. You? Because we sure as hell owe Dick Cheney the best title EVAR after everything he’s given us the last few years.