Joe Scarborough, has a limitation that used to be a fatal flaw for a broadcaster — he’s neither quick on the uptake nor good off the cuff. But then again, this is cable news in the Age of Doocy, where flapping your gums and emitting a series of random idiocy is a positive boon!

…shortly after Mika Brzezinski remarked that the weather was "so cold" that "[i]t’ll freeze your car door shut," Joe Scarborough recounted, "I tried to turn the key, and it was … locked." Then, in response to Brzezinski’s comment, "Oh, American car. That’s the problem," Scarborough declared: "The American car — you know what? It’s probably some Japanese engineer that made the key hold — just sabotaged us. Kinda like blowing up things at Pearl Harbor."

Yeah, okay, sure. Next up, Joe’s Dominos Pizza order (yes, Joe goes to New York and orders Dominos) is late and Joe tells us how Mussolini made sure your order was on time.

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