Some days you just want to laugh until you cry. Other days? You just feel nauseous:

[Stevens'] power made his good will a valuable commodity on K Street…During the past five years, just nine lobbyists and firms known primarily for their ties to Mr. Stevens reported over $60 million in lobbyist fees, not including other income for less direct “consulting.” The most recent person to leave his staff to become a lobbyist reported fees of more than $800,000 in just the last 18 months.

Living in WV as I do, I’m all too familiar with the largesse that a powerful hand on the appropriations and other pertinent committee positions can bring. Hell, you can’t go five miles in the state in any direction without running into something named after Sen. Byrd, after all.

But this piece on Ted Stevens opened up an expanded vision of crass and query within the Beltway:

Mr. Birch was the first person to open a Washington office specializing in lobbying the senator, and one of his partners is the senator’s brother-in-law, William H. Bittner, who has shared a series of profitable real estate investments with Mr. Stevens as well….

Others turned to dark humor, lashing out at the voters who cut off the main wellspring of the political pork that Alaskans — and their lobbyists — have enjoyed for so long. “They don’t understand the connection between Ted and the way of life they have come to take for granted,” read one e-mail message circulating among former Stevens staff members on K Street. “For those of us long on the dole, the coming reality will take some getting used to.”…

“One of the things that made a Stevens lobbyist so valuable is that he could deliver,” said Ross K. Baker, a political scientist at Rutgers who studies the Senate. “When somebody who had his ear said something would happen, it usually happened. You could really trade on it. It was the coin of the realm.”

Mr. Stevens’s preference for one lobbyist over another was big news in industry trade publications, and he did not hesitate to exert his influence.

When I was doing all of my coverage on McCain’s cronies, I kept running across the same names on the same money forms for Sen. McCain. I wondered: does each powerful Senator spawn a cottage industry of greedy sycophants and well-heeled, intimately connected lobbying cronies playing a sort of match game with moneyed industry interests and social-climbing elites jockeying for a seat at the power table each election cycle?

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