Water Cooler: Where’s Bristol’s Baby? And What Will She Name It?

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Lalisa asked where the next Littlest Palin is, which seems like a pretty good question.  I mean, I’m no expert, but there is some kind of time limit on this sort of thing, right?

Assuming we don’t need a FOIA request or a subpoena to see an actual baby, does anyone have any ideas on what it will (or should) be named?  The FDL staff have given the matter some Very Serious Thought here by the ol’ water cooler, and we have diligently identified some very promising possibilities…

Eli:
Prop ’12
Calc
Field
Cub
Weeping
Myers-Squibb
Strauss
501
Maverick

Thers:
Methmouth

Suzanne:
Oscar ("Oxy" for short)
Trapper (On account of Levi’s, well…)

more twolf genius

The Voice From The Other Cubicle:
Anchor Axl Oxy Johnston

Lalisa:
Methadrina Oxie Contina
Indica sativa
Syrigina
Hype
Nazz Carr
Remington
Revolver
Glock
Shelby Mustang
Thunder Bird
Boy
Nike
Robitaille

Down The Hall:
Neiman
Marcus
Barney’s
Saks
Atelier

Any other ideas?

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