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Shocking revelations continue to be revealed in the shocking conspiracy scandal of Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich conspiring, shockingly, to sell president-elect Barack Obama’s shockingly vacated Senate seat to the most shockingly highest conspiratorial bidder. Shocking! Speculation swirls as to the precise connection between the dapper president-elect and the disgraced Journey-haired governor. These speculations can now be safely laid to rest.

FDL CAN NOW REVEAL THAT BARACK OBAMA CONSPIRED WITH WILLIAM AYERS TO FORCE ROD BLAGOJEVICH TO SELL A SENATE SEAT TO REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT.

It is well-known that Obama is a dirty cog in the corrupt culture of Chicago "machine" politics. Indeed, of all such cogs, he may well be the coggiest. This is clear because he has never called for an end to political corruption in Illinois, except for when he called for an end to political corruption in Illinois, which is exactly what you would expect from a cog who is trying to disguise his role as a cog, perhaps by impersonating a sprocket.

The "MSM" though will never even dare to ask the "Obamamessiah Chosen One Barackochrist Hussein-o-vishnu" about Blagojevich. This is for the same reason as they buried negative stories during the election.

However an in-depth citizen-journalism investigation using the innovative techniques pioneered by the Right Blogosphere shows conclusively that despite his laughable denials, Obama has had many and multiple and numerous contacts with "Blaygo." These have been extensive and frequent, and, frequently, extensive. The "MSM" is infected by bias but Citizen Journalists leave no stone unkerned in the relentless search for the TRUTH or at least the TROOTH or the TREWT.

Most of the incurious MSM has swallowed hook line and STINKER the line by the formerly traitorous federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald who patriotically took down a Democrat politician and who then became a traitor again by truth-hiding. The very genius Gateway Pundit reports that during the same conversation where Blago called Obama a "motherfucker" he was ALSO conspiring with his "good friend" (who he just called a "motherfucker," as friends do) to sell the Senate seat. And Mr. G. Pundit provides SCREENCAPS of the criminal complaint and SCREENCAPS are always definitive.

But what do these SCREENCAPS show when you check the kerning?

THIS.

b. ROD BLAGOJEVICH asked what he could get for the Senate seat. BARACK OBAMA said GIVE IT TO REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT or I will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. Next WILLIAM AYERS pulls a SWITCHBLADE and says in a high-pitched PETER LORRE voice "I am going to cut you." ROD BLAGOJEVICH said "but that will open the door to Muslim terrorism." Then BARACK OBAMA said "I thought you liked that because you are in the Democrat party." ROD BLAGOJEVICH said "oh that’s right motherfucker." Then THE EMPEROR who was formerly SENATOR PALPATINE said "I love this old school shit. Give in to your hate!" Then HILLARY CLINTON had LESBIAN SEX with VINCE FOSTER.

This story is BREAKING WIDE OPEN. Please stay tuned! We’ll be hearing about this in excruciating detail for years to come!