Shocking revelations continue to be revealed in the shocking conspiracy scandal of Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich conspiring, shockingly, to sell president-elect Barack Obama’s shockingly vacated Senate seat to the most shockingly highest conspiratorial bidder. Shocking! Speculation swirls as to the precise connection between the dapper president-elect and the disgraced Journey-haired governor. These speculations can now be safely laid to rest.
FDL CAN NOW REVEAL THAT BARACK OBAMA CONSPIRED WITH WILLIAM AYERS TO FORCE ROD BLAGOJEVICH TO SELL A SENATE SEAT TO REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT.
It is well-known that Obama is a dirty cog in the corrupt culture of Chicago "machine" politics. Indeed, of all such cogs, he may well be the coggiest. This is clear because he has never called for an end to political corruption in Illinois, except for when he called for an end to political corruption in Illinois, which is exactly what you would expect from a cog who is trying to disguise his role as a cog, perhaps by impersonating a sprocket.
The "MSM" though will never even dare to ask the "Obamamessiah Chosen One Barackochrist Hussein-o-vishnu" about Blagojevich. This is for the same reason as they buried negative stories during the election.
However an in-depth citizen-journalism investigation using the innovative techniques pioneered by the Right Blogosphere shows conclusively that despite his laughable denials, Obama has had many and multiple and numerous contacts with "Blaygo." These have been extensive and frequent, and, frequently, extensive. The "MSM" is infected by bias but Citizen Journalists leave no stone unkerned in the relentless search for the TRUTH or at least the TROOTH or the TREWT.
Most of the incurious MSM has swallowed hook line and STINKER the line by the formerly traitorous federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald who patriotically took down a Democrat politician and who then became a traitor again by truth-hiding. The very genius Gateway Pundit reports that during the same conversation where Blago called Obama a "motherfucker" he was ALSO conspiring with his "good friend" (who he just called a "motherfucker," as friends do) to sell the Senate seat. And Mr. G. Pundit provides SCREENCAPS of the criminal complaint and SCREENCAPS are always definitive.
But what do these SCREENCAPS show when you check the kerning?
THIS.
b. ROD BLAGOJEVICH asked what he could get for the Senate seat. BARACK OBAMA said GIVE IT TO REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT or I will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. Next WILLIAM AYERS pulls a SWITCHBLADE and says in a high-pitched PETER LORRE voice "I am going to cut you." ROD BLAGOJEVICH said "but that will open the door to Muslim terrorism." Then BARACK OBAMA said "I thought you liked that because you are in the Democrat party." ROD BLAGOJEVICH said "oh that’s right motherfucker." Then THE EMPEROR who was formerly SENATOR PALPATINE said "I love this old school shit. Give in to your hate!" Then HILLARY CLINTON had LESBIAN SEX with VINCE FOSTER.
This story is BREAKING WIDE OPEN. Please stay tuned! We’ll be hearing about this in excruciating detail for years to come!



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“FDL CAN NOW REVEAL THAT BARACK OBAMA CONSPIRED WITH WILLIAM AYERS TO FORCE ROD BLAGOJEVICH TO SELL A SENATE SEAT TO REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT.”
You do realize that this headline is going to get reprinted as fact on Pammy Shrugs… and probably merit at least two hate threads in Freeperland?
i’d type something here, but i can’t get off the floor.
and when i can, i’m crawling to the liq cab, thers.
this is tooooo unbelievably priceless and MUST be forwarded to everyone from God and Santa and Osama on down!!!!
omg
omg
omg
I’m shocked, shocked I tell you! Unbelievable! Incredulous! (Apologies to Wodehouse!)
WHat about Malcolm X and Khadafi… I’m sure there must be a connection.
Looks like somebody’s been watching MSRNC.
It. Gets. Worse.
My anonymous sources assure me that FDL’s own Thers is caught on the bleeping tape, telling Blago that his blog is bleepin’ golden and that he’s not going to cover this story for bleepin’ nothin’!
what? no adolph?
I heard Louis Farrakhan was the go-between and wht clinched the deal was the promise not wear flag lapel pins.
hey.. I heard that McCain-Palin had their last fire sale on office electronics today, and apparently somebody forgot to delete numbers and emails from the stuff being sold. With luck, somebody will turn up with a Blackberry fielding a call from or to Blago… Does Palin want to take up Illinois residency? sorry, couldn’t resist.
I thought it was Ayers; he is going to cut you, you know.
HA! hahahahahhahahahahhahaheheheheeeeeeee! THAT WAS bleeping FUNNY! ROFLMFAO
That’s funny. I think Palin would be able to trade her new wardrobe to Mrs. Blago to cinch the deal.
Priceless
LOL!
I have a few Senator Wright Commemorative Plates for sale if anyone’s interested.
OT Meanwhile, back in the real world, US farmers are starving: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28199544/
Here’s another ‘Transcript’…
Thers pinged me and said to say hi to you guys. He’s…well I’ll let him explain. It’s always something.
“707″, as the kids say.
went looking for Mike Myers as Dieter doing Sprockets, could not find
oh, and what about the Rezko angle?
Don’t be so obtuse.
Clearly, Wright is angling for the Senate, and any MSM tangets are merely bright shiny thongs to distract you.
totally brilliant Thers!
Why are we quoting Hannity on the Lake? O, I know, because he is right about so mannnnny things.
Reading your post title on my RSS feed scared the crap outta me. Then I saw who wrote it.
can I be oblique instead?
:~)
As the New Democrats up north say, “Shocked and appalled!”
since peterr is being neither acute nor complementary, go right ahead.
Just a second. Blago is a Serb. Obama is a Moslem. Serbs and Moslems have been killing each other and raping each others’ wives and daughters for centuries. Now you want me to believe that Blago and Obama are friends!?
This is the second fake headline I’ve seen on a liberal blog. Why in the world do you want to help those who already have piles of money and media connections and are bent on doing anything and everything to prevent the change for which we all worked so hard.
Seconded.
What the hell happened to the FDL policy on issuing spew alerts?
Wiping liquids off monitor.
my first blog response ever! the hole amazing story is totally truthy and believable I coulda been a contender for senator you were my brother bro you were supposed to be looking out for me now I’m just a bum has been senator canidate numba 99 no chance for a lefty. argggggaaaa.STEPHANO
Welcome, stephanostanock2!
Keep it up. There is no going back, once you have taken the plunge.