“Gimme an ‘R’!”

In his latest piece of unintentional comedy, Republican cheerleader/apologist Chris Cillizza asserts:

In the wake of an election cycle dominated by bad news for Republicans, the last five days have been a welcome relief.

Georgia Sen. Saxby Chambliss cruised to a runoff victory last Tuesday, and House Republicans held Louisiana’s 4th district and pulled off a massive upset win over Rep. Bill Jefferson in Louisiana’s 2nd district on Saturday.

The wins in Georgia and Louisiana give Republicans something to rally around — a not insignificant development given the massive losses the party suffered in 2006 and 2008. These victories do not solve the problems Republicans as a party face — a shrinking base, a lack of clarity on core principles — but they lay the foundation for at least the possibility of a comeback in 2010 and beyond.

A Republican incumbent winning a run-off election in a scarlet state!?!  My stars, how could that ever possibly happen? Fetch me my smelling salts.

A Democratic Congressman indicted on 16 counts of bribery loses his seat to a Republican in another predominantly red state?  Why, you might almost believe that the electorate didn’t feel it was appropriate to grant Jefferson another two years of government service, no matter what his political affiliation.

I’m not entirely sure who started this "Republican comeback" meme (*cough*Karl Rove*cough*), but it has been popping up in the papers during the last week and it needs to be batted down, STAT. It is simply asinine to consider that two completely predictable wins in the "R" column so soon after a Democratic sweep translates into a Republican rebound for 2010.  And suggesting that the wins by Cao and Chambliss give the party "something to rally around" is like saying "Yeah, the Titanic sank, but hey! We saved the silverware, so at least we don’t have to eat with our hands." 

"Politics is perception" indeed.  What I perceive is that Chris Cillizza and his cronies are jonesing for a Republican "Daddy Party" comeback, and a restoration of the status quo.

Come on, gang!  "3, 5, 7, 9, Republicans are doing fine!"

[Chris "PomPoms" Cillizza image courtesy twolf1.  Blame him.]

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