Except for when she lapses into hilarious self-parody…
So I guess we’ll be seeing her a lot.
Just a few weeks, before the Palin/Joe the Plumber "Left Behind Tour" begins anew in Iowa for 2012.
But in the mean time, please enjoy and be completely and utterly horrified at this video which shows just how violent irony can be (seriously). A moment clearly inspired by the video to the left.
Stay tuned for when Palin recreates the Odessa Steps scene from the Battleship Potemkin, which she’ll tell you her great grandmother virtually saw from Juneau — after you tell her where Odessa is.
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Les Nessman!
WKRP™, Sarah Palin©
More Nessman, Less Palin. ;-)
turkey – meet dodo
Deja Vu!
This woman is like a horrible accident, you know you should avert your eyes, but you just can’t help but look in horror.
Sarah P. is what happens when MSM has a slow news day, end of country as we know it, not so much. Not a wonder the country is completely bonkers.
1,833 DAYZ AND THE KILLIN’ GOEZ ON AND ON AND…
Citizen Attaturk and the Firepup Freedom Fighters:
Ya jest can’t make this stuff up…even the corporate bimbos and talkin’ heads can’t make a believable candidate for ASNYthing outta this ditso! I wanna hear Pat Buchannan and that blond bombshell on Mornin’ Joe tell us again what an awesome intellect she is and how she connects to the “real people”…good God, gag me with a shovel.
KEEP THE FAITH AND PASS THE AMMUNITION, NOT ALL THE TURKEYS ARE GETTIN’ COOKED THIS THANKSGIVIN’!!
Well that particular blonde bombshell on Morning Joe is just about as smart as ole Sarah so birds of a feather….
*VBG*
Sarah Palin: The gift that keeps on giving.
Google:
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Joe could use Loni Anderson. Bimbo with brains!
So true!
Lexdysia on the Google:
am I getting warmer?
of course Sarah may be inclined to refer to a quote from the brilliant Albert Einstein: “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”
Staying on theme, I’ll take Venous Blood Gas for 10.
Venus Fly Trap!
Daymn, Sunny -
That’s a perfect name for her…..and appropriate to our state! LOL
oops left off the /s.
*VERY BIG GRIN*
Think The Guardian had a “well duh!” moment here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worl…..nce-agency
If that makes google, yah gonna hear it 24/7. Also.
motherfuckers she has executive experience.
For the dial-up impaired, is the posted vid a spoof or the actual one that corporate media sanitized?
ersatz edit:
would that be “my bad”?
Venous Blood Gas or Venus Fly Trap?
actual video.
See EdwardTeller at #4 for unsanitized version.
jes priming the pump..
High entertainment.
entertainment is the goal….
or better yet, we aim to entertain…
Ta.
Irritates the spit outta me that corp media *shows* it but doesn’t really show it…then rants on about how gruesome it is. :-(
Yes, but EdwardTeller’s link at 4 shows it in all of its gory glory.
The fluff was enough Palin to last the month, couldn’t get to the gory glory part. ;-)
She might be a good fluff girl
“Government warns of ‘catastrophic’ U.S. quake”
http://www.reuters.com/article…..EV20081120
Assorted responses come to mind:
* Why throw this warning out now?
* Guess all rethugs in the red states will refuse government help and be totally self-sufficient in the event.
* Obama better get his ass in gear and get FEMA fixed pronto. Agree with numerous blog commenters that James Watt (iirc) needs to be back on board soonest.
DIAL-UP! A blessing and a curse. *g*
It’s probably good for people to see that turkeys are not grown
in plastic bags.
I’m dial up impaired too. Painful. More at end of prior thread, courtesy of ET.
Seems she pardoned a turkey on tv, while another was simultaneously slaughtered in the background. Also.
So true….
but to see the poor turkey’s legs and lower body flailing while Sarah Palin smiled and went on, and on, and on, was more than anyone should have to endure.
Lotsa “alsos” didn’t get pardoned. The clip I saw on Keef/Rachel (fuzzed out) was totally surreal……..palin blabbing on the the foreground totally oblivious of what was happening behind her. Wait………that pretty well describes everything else she’s done since coming on our radar screens. :-(
Not to worry, Lieberman’s in charge. *blerg*
Yes! to James Lee Witt. He’s getting on up there, but still active in the biz as a consultant.
Sunny – 43’s for you.
That is what made it so disturbing. Reality is so often disturbing. :-(
meant to say, Sarah’s reality is so often disturbing…
To be fair to Palin, she did finish most of her sentences. She reminds me of a third grade teacher. That may be why she shouted out to a school class in here VP debate. She has a third grade stashed somewhere which she uses as a focus group.
There has been improvement. Poor Trig did not have to endure the scene.
Rats! I *knew* I got the name wrong. Yeah, liarman’s exactly what we need in such an event…..just in time to blame it all on Obama. And I want the wonderful guy who used to head the National Hurricane Center back…..I loved that man!
You said Sarah and reality in the same sentence, tee he he also.
that’s my point, people eat without an understanding of how they are eating got there
You’re ahead of me. I don’t even remember the hurricane guy. Off to google – hope I make it back.
Liebershitz on MTP Sunday, that oughta get ya’ll fired up.
“As Todd is my witness, I thought turkeys wouldn’t die”
By: Attaturk Friday November 21, 2008 1:30 am
Greatest Post. Title Ever.
Trouble is none of her sentences make any sense. She sounds like someone with limited intelligence and education “thinks” someone with intelligence and education should sound like.
Liebershitz on MTP Sunday,…
Leave it to Brokaw to pick for his talking-head show the the least credible person in D.C.
I agree, however, if we want to educate people on the sources of our food supply, Sarah Palin is probably not the way to accomplish this.
Brokaw is such a suck-up to the right. We really need to rid ourselves of these old school, suck-up MSM types. Of course there is nothing wrong with old school honest reporter types….
Good Morning! I’ll watch Sarah’s video after Thanksgiving.
Evidently, per Mrs. Greenspan and the AP, Hillary has accepted the SecState job and it’s a done deal.
It’ll get more exposure with Mrs Moose.
Good morning, pups. It’s Bobo and Krugman. Bobo’s going out of his way to prove what a horse’s patoot he is this morning. He gives us “The Insider’s Crusade.” He says the next administration will be a valedictocracy — rule by those who graduated first in their high school classes. If an enemy attacks the United States during a Harvard-Yale game, we’re in trouble. I’d much rather have a drunken frat boy in charge for another 8 years… Mr. Krugman writes about “The Lame-Duck Economy,” and says the prospects for the economy look much grimmer now than they did a week or two ago. Yet economic policy, rather than responding to the threat, seems to have gone on vacation.
http://mgpaquin.wordpress.com/
The coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready, and I’ve got pumpkin walnut muffins today. It’s Friday, thank heaven. 60 days to go… Have a grand day.
You’re missing out, the Countdown video blurs out the disturbing part, but if you look to the right of the screen you still get the idea. Sarah’s voice then becomes like a teacher from a Charlie Brown Special, “wha wha wha…”
I’m pretty sure the guy processing Thanksgiving dinner was either the one who played the gap-toothed ridge runner in Deliverance, or his son.
How could it have happened? I predict trouble with this….just for the record….
LOL!
Are you a vegetarian?
He is speaking for his class and he is incapable of anything but that world view.
As far a Palin, she’s dumb as a fence post. Not her fault really. But she is a driven greedy power freak with no ethics. What is more shocking is that ANYONE takes her seriously as anything more than tyical trailer trash. I have nothing against these dim wits, but I don’t want them in government or making important decisions on behalf of the people or determining public policy. She’s laughable, but we really need to be focusing on intelligent people who have good ideas.
Please MSM stop putting idiots on teevee and telling us that they are just one of us. She represents the very bottom on the intelligence scale and if she were a black fat women she would not get a iota of “consideration” for anything.
What about confirmation hearings? May be a formality, but could be interesting too.
The up side is we get a new senator.
Thanksgiving = celebration of the genocide of the native Americans by the slaughter of innocent life and eating it.
I have never seen any indication from Hillary that she’d be very good at working for somebody else.
Which I can relate to, but then nobody’s asking me to be SecState….
Just stumbled into the partisan Accuracy in Media site’s “review” of Katrina press coverage. Dandy reminder of what Obama is facing.
I don’t advocate following the link unless you thrive on am rage.
Bill Press is explaining to Joe and Pat that Bush is still President, next up the birds and the bees.
What about confirmation hearings?
good point. Would that be in front of the Foreign Relations Committee?
One last chance for the repubs therein to vent long-standing Clinton-hatred-in-general?
I don’t believe that she is taken seriously by anyone but her own “ilk”. The MSM continues to showcase her because it is just hilarity to anyone with intelligence and a sense of humor. I used to get incensed just hearing her shrill voice, but since we won, I have learned to lighten up to ole Sarah and appreciate the gift that keeps on giving…
I recognize the seriousness of our times, but if we lose our sense of the ridiculous, if we can’t laugh, we really have lost everything.
I’m guessing that Joe and Pat are not-too-subtly implying that a leader with any real gumption would pull a coup d’ etat for the good of the country.
I am with you here.
I agree Sophiehunter! Who the hell wants to see what these birds have to go through for us! Honestly, I don’t want to see it, but know deep in my heart that man is heartless when it comes to our food sometimes.
Sarah Palin being there was adding insult to injury (not to mention death) to the poor turkey!
Now MoJo is showing the turkey being slaughtered. Politics can be brutal.
Cruel and inhuman treatment…
I know. What an awful thing to have to watch….Sarah Palin blathering on about turkeys while one is being slaughtered behind her. I suppose this video is a very good representation of the whole entire republic Party. Nothing but hypocrisy & inhumanity oozes out of their pores!
Politics is brutal.
You are so right.
Who the hell wants to see what these birds have to go through for us!
yup. I’m a big fan of good magic, like Cris Angel and David Blaine (well, before he went insane), and there are sites on the toobz which will explain how those tricks are really done – but I don’t wanna know.
And if anybody tries to tell me that there’s no Santa Claus, there’s gonna be trouble. *g*
good morn
THE SMELL OF the blood in the air must have been super potent
by that alone the MORAN should have been given to pause
Go Santa! Go Santa!
Nah, with Mrs Bill as SOS there will ample opportunity for the goopers to criticize her. As for her nomination hearings why should the goopers try to stop her, she is republican-lite, a DLC leader, a corporate whore… just perfect for the “change” presidency.
Good Morning All,
You should see how they used to treat the dinosaurs
Unfortunately, she is so enamoured with herself, so engulfed with her own awesomeness, she has lost her sense of the smell of anything but herself.
Off to assemble a list and visit my mechanic. Long list. Ancient car I love dearly.
Best of all possible days to the pups.
And this is how the assholes at Butterball were treating turkeys at the slaughterhouse a couple years ago (WARNING: GRAPHIC. I’VE WATCHED PART OF IT ONCE AND WILL NEVER LAY MY EYES ON IT AGAIN!):
http://getactive.peta.org/campaign/p2butterball
Have a good day, Sunny! Hope your ‘old girl’ does too. ;-)
I have heard that wooley mammoth bbq is really great….
Have a great day and good luck!
Yes, and the leftovers make a great stew.
Where are my DIGGS people!?
Don’t make me beg, it’s embarrassing.*
*too late.
Sorry Jayt
So sorry, I don’t know how to digg, color me embarrassed and inept….
aw, that’s just cruel. somebody lied to that poor little boy.
Enough with the Santa-smearing already!
*sniffle*
Dugg.
I said sorry!
oh no you di-int…….!
Morning. What a freeking idiot that woman is.
On a more serious note, did you all see the video of Mukasey collapsing? Maybe a mini stroke, but that’s speculation. CNN showed it while Sanjay gave his opinion on what might have happened. He’s said to be conscience this morning.
I dig Santa and know he is still around because I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause underneath the mistletoe last night….
I bet Sarah would laugh and throw her head back when her kids would torture a new born calf hours old on the farm. Spit.
well – ok.
I was about to send over some mean, pipe-hittin’ elves to have a “talk” with ya….
I have heard that. Ever hear of a show called “Northern Exposure”? There was an episode where they found a frozen and perfectly preserved wooley mammoth. Some of the people were very excited as an archeological find, while some just thought thaw and BBQ. Very funny.
I wonder if I can get Mod-smacked for proposing elf-violence…
Don’t be so quick to call off the elves….
shh, maybe no one noticed…
Northern exposure is on every nite here (PBS) I didn’t see that episode though – was the wooley mamoth wearing a saddle.
Northern Exposure is one of my all time favorite shows. The mammoth was naked.
No wonder it froze.
There was something on TV within the last 24 about taking DNA from a wooley and combining with elephant? and producing another wooley….. I was listening with less than half an ear so that’s probably way garbled. *g*
Very funny foothillsmike!
I think I heard something about this as well.
Hmmm he’s conscious? Conscious of what?
How’s Christy? I have missed her the last few days.
Now we know what happens when Palin speaks: her sentences go through that grinder thing and we feel like turkeys.
She’s really missing her calling: reality TV. I’m sure Bravo or PTL or someone could pitch the Pallin’ Around with The Palins show to someone.
Right around 1:45 of the clip, at the very moment that the guy in the background is carrying a turkey to its doom, the interviewer asks Palin…
How about that.
There’s also a longer excerpt from the MSNBC coverage on YouTube, including Palin reading her turkey clemency proclamation over the cacophony of gobbling turkeys, whose voices are almost as painful to hear as hers. Almost.