George Bush demonstrates how he and his "conservative" enablers have been winning the world over the last eight years.

Undeterred, his enablers are patting themselves on the back, or, somewhere. Take it away Kathryn Lopez at National Review:

We dedicate ourselves to vigilantly cover (and uncover) the new Washington with reporting and analysis from the likes of Jonah Goldberg, Byron York, Victor Davis Hanson, Andrew C. McCarthy, Mark Steyn, and others who have become familiar friends in the lives of National Review Online readers...

Oh, what a sterling lineup, who wouldn't brag?

And what can you "the mark" do to help out the world's oldest profession?

This year, we’ve added a few new levels of sponsorship support (and additional tokens of thanks) for those who invest $100 or more in the present and future of NRO. Donations of $1,000 or more include new opportunities for access to our editors and writers.

I dunno, a grand seems a bit steep to have John Derbyshire ask you for a lap dance. Wouldn't a restraining order be a better value?

(video via AmericaBlog)