Login HereBush also announced he intends to write a book about his presidential experiences.
Oh, frabtacular reading joy. The insights, the delving into the Bush mind, the clearer moments of comprehension behind the deciderating.
The...title?
I just know y'all have some insightful and pithy titles in mind. Because it would be irresponsible and unpatriotic not to offer the president some help on this, bless his heart. Some of my first thoughts:
-- Moments In Deciderating
-- Pardon Me?
-- A Lexiconary Of Bush-a-liciousness: Decider Style, Y'All!
-- Dick And Me: A Love Story (with bonus constitutional and rule of law shredder gift with purchase!)
-- The Sun Rug: A Presidential Book Of Affirmations For Dark Days, Bad Polls And Visits From Uncle Dick
-- Life With Barney And Pickles
-- Decideritiousness For Dummies: Because Presidentialating Is Hard Work!
Can't wait to read your suggestions. As an added incentive, I will personally send an Aunt Sally's New Orleans In A Box gift basket to the reader who comes up with the very best title. Seemed apropos, no? These are the best pralines you'll ever taste, I swear. So get cracking on the snark!
In the meantime, there are a number of hearings on the state of the economy (or lack thereof) today -- in both the Senate (beginning at 10 am ET) and the House (also beginning at 10 am ET). As Duncan says, we are all banks now. C-Span has a packed schedule today, and we'll have more on a whole host of issues as the day moves forward. What's catching your eye in the news this morning?
(YouTube -- excerpt of Bush interview on CNN.)
PS -- Get your entries in before tomorrow -- contest ends in 24 hours! Now snark away, dudes!
Spotlight
Support this site!
Keep
up with news
Advertise on Firedoglake
Send
us your tips
Make us your homepage
About Firedoglake
Advanced search
RSS/XML Feed
what me worry?????
lol. How do we top your list?
I’d have to go with “My Way” - because that’s what he’s done for the past 8 years - go it alone; don’t listen to anyone else or elicit anyone else’s opinion; anyone who disagreed or who tried to slow him down or stop him was marginalized or forced out.
this is perfect
http://z.about.com/d/political.....dwbush.jpg
ok have to make up my own…letme think on it,bebe,bebe,let me think on it
“Bush League”
“Fool Me Can’t Get Fooled Again”
“One Of Those Exaggerations”
“Gag Me With A Silver Spoon”.
Aunt Sally’s! Thanks for the reminder! Ordered some.
And what Holiday would be complete without a little Grasmere Gingerbread?
http://www.grasmeregingerbread.co.uk/index.htm
OGBYN love of 9/11
Need a book name - Mission Accomplished!
I’m gonna need more coffee for this one. First stab:
Pet Goats, Bald Men, and Cuttin’ Brush: Advenshirs in Presidentin’
Going to get another cup and will try again.
Best. Title. Ever.
‘Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over’
“How I f*ked it all up for fun and profit.”
that is very very good
excellent!
“How I Lowered ‘Mericas Expectations, and IQ”
“Catapultin’ the Propaganda”
Throw some rum into your coffee cup and ideas will come faster!
Or we could just go with the minimalist:
Heckuva Job, Me
Cheney’s rage:
How I spent eight years under the desk.
Any which way but competent
Yeah — this may be one of those whole pot of coffee or a double espresso shot kinda brain jolt things. Because, honestly, how can you possibly encapsulate all that you feel about the last eight years in a pithy little title? Oh, let me count the ways…
Although I considered just saying “Fuck Reality — Git R Done!” because, frankly, that really does sum things up neatly. SIGH
It’s fessin’ up time. That was Mr. Demi’s entry.
MY PRESIDENTIAL VACATION
Love it!
“Heh Heh Heh”
“George and Dick’s Excellent Adventure”
“I Am What I Am Except When I’m Not Which Is Sometimes Occasionally”
“I’ve Got Gas”
“View from the Top of the Slippery Slope”
booyah!
You meen Dick Cheney really waren’t Prezdent
GOD SPOKE,I JOKED
Morning Christy
“buy my book, I haven’t gotten all of your money yet”
Cheney Dearist, another Crawford expose.
“Decline and Fall of the American Empire”
Good Morning Christy and Firedogs -
oooh the icanhasridicule thread - yee haw !
The Perfidy Driven Life
Apackoflies Now !
lol
WANTED DEAD or Alive,Life With Prezident Dick
Curious George Rides a Bike
Oh wait, that is already taken.
Oh hell — this one is going to be tough to pick!!! You guys are cracking me up.
How about:
“Burning Down The House”
“Perfecting Epic Fail”
“43 Burps The Alphabet”
A subset of this little game could be chapter titles (maximum chapter length: two pages).
Chapter Four: “Cause He Tried To Kill My Daddy”
“Everything I Needed to Know, I learned From Mom, Or Lowering The Bar.”
“Pass the Hand Sanitizer”
“Eight Years in Lalaland”
“Constitution? What Constitution?”
“Laws Are for Sissies”
War and No Peace
punalicious!
But Curious George Eats A Pretzel isn’t!
Title
Counting Coups on Fellow Amnericans
Mendacity of Dope
The Idiot’s Guide to the Presidency
HOW I CONQUERED THE DEADLY PRETZEL ATTACK
and survived(Barney thanx)
Georgie in Blunderland
Clever- I think we have a winner!
Brilliant!
“George W. Bush and compassionate conservatism: a book of favorite jokes from the Bush years”
“Born with a silver boot in my mouth: the best malapropisms, eggcorns and spoonerisms of George W. Bush”
“I got mine; f*ck all y’all: a memoir by George W. Bush from Paraguay”
Am I My Brother’s Career Ender?
an idiots guide to Dubya Speak
How I Saved Amurica from Itself
Decidering is Hard Work
Lessons I learned from my grandfather.
Take your pick….
How Crawford Texas lost their Idiot and the World gained a negative number.
Bush and Dick: How We All Got Screwed
Eight Years of Riding the Short Bus or How I got Electered.
Why my Brother Jeb is Mad at Me: the President Years
Oh Christy, I better stop. I probably have another hundred or so but I will think of some more today.
Dictatorships: A New Perspective
Variation on the Jesse Ventura autobio:
“Ain’t Got Time to Read”
IM THE KING,FUK YOU
Yes, I could have spoken while Cheney was drinking water, but I just couldn’t think of what to say.
Amerika in the Age of Dummies
“Verbal Diarrea’s of A Foolish Man”
“Pride and Prejudice and Attitude”
I think we have a winner.
YES I STILL HAVE ONE MARBLE
“WTF Did You Expect?”
“Profiles in Stupidity”
lol
these are all funny, how can you pick just one, Christy?
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
Yes, I still have one marble, somewhere . . . . (?)
“You’re Welcome”
HOW MY DICK RULED THE WORLD…..heeheheheheeheeh
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall . . .”
Wickedosity. Nice!
I think that is my favorite so far. So very Bush.
more Java
Who Moved My Cheddar ?
a Guide on Adapting to Change . . .and how I took all of yours:D
cbl says - y’all are making me laugh waaaay too much to actually work on this - good luck deciderating Christy
“Barney and Me: One Man’s Descent into Dog Poop”
The Mentally Challenged Presidency
Good morning, Christy and all you fo-menting leftists;
Y’all have complied an excellent list of titular possibilities, each, and all more than likely to appeal to the Bush-wah-zee and their sense of compelling drama, mystery, and subtle nuancery.
One hopes Meester Boosh may find a nice, quite place, away from all other people, where he may find the time and the solitude to do these remarkable titles the justice, if I may use that word, that they All deserve.
i just LOLed
howdy (((tommy yum))) !
Peeance Freeance:
How I learned to live with the earpiece in my ear,
the voice in my head and the thingamabob on my back
I Am Not My Father
Don’t sweat the bug stuff
or….. how ..ME AND MY DICK RULED THE WORLD
“Pomp and Circumlocution”
The Decline and Fall of the American Empire:
Seemed Like Good Ideas at the Time
Am I Normal?
So many possibilities…
- Hopeless: the Story of the White House Occupant After the Man from Hope and Before the Audacity of Hope
- Misunderestimated
- I Answer to No One (Except Dick)
- Idiot or Evil Genius — Why Couldn’t I Be Both?
- Compassionate neo-Conservatism — A Study in the First Great Oxy Moron of the 21st Century
- You Can Fool Enough of the People Some of the Time
I need to stop now.
oops, that was;
“don’t sweat the big stuff”
Is he still planning on building his $1 billion giant dildo of a vanity thinktank at SMU? Please tell me he’s not getting a presidential library.
that one I like alot
OT..RUT ROH!
TREASURY INSPECTOR GENERAL:
THE BAILOUT IS “A MESS”
“Praise the Lord and Pass the Pretzels”
“Your grandfather knows best”
YOU are spectacular at this!!!707
hahahahahahahahahaha
“Commander and Thief”
Haven’t read through the comments yet, but here’s my suggestion:
“I Think I May Need a Bathroom Break. Is this Possible?”
“On biker butt and other agonies of presidentery”
is that a title or a question ;)
must pull myself aay from keyboard
Fun With Dick and George
Sarah plain and her continued destruction of the English language is catching my eye. A mname for this book? I need to think about that.
Good one!
This is the best one!!!!
“See George Write.”
Thank you for this, Christy.
You can hear the gears turning throughout the Pupdom.
Smokin’ Their Holes;
My Search for Bin Laden
‘Profiteering: An Insiders Guide to Plundering on a Global Scale.’
How long is this contest open?
If it’s all day, you’re in big trouble. Hope you had nothing else planned for the day.
How to Be President for Dummiez
lol!
Marcy has a great name that will for a Bush book - Dim Son.
“What I Did on My Eight Year Vacation”
“Me & Mr. Cheney”
“My Pet Rove”
“Some Brush Grows in Crawford”
“Deciderman versus Saddam Osama: A Marvel Graphic Novel”
“How I Defeated the Economy”
“The Dick I Never Knew”
or
“Ask Dick”
so simple so appropriate
How’s about- ” A Presidency is a terrible thing to waste.”
is our presdints writing ?
Chickenhawk for the Soul
7 Habits of Highly Effective Dictators
The Rogue Less Trammeled
ding ding ding!
Georgie and the Eight Pound Perch: How Humans and Fish Coexist Peacefully
I Beg Your Pardon, I Never Promised Them A Rose Garden”
OK I’ve got two
“Whut?”
and
“If I did it”
The Rogue Less Trammeled
this is teh good
I,Decider
Bushed
Preventive War: The Coloring Book
Presidenting for Dummies
A History of the American Steal Industry
How to be the Worst President Ever (Without Really Trying)
Heh, heh, heh
If I Knew What I Was Doing, I Wouldn’t Be Here
“Massaging Merkel’s Shoulders, Firecrackers in a Bullfrog’s Rear, and Other Deciderings in My Life”
Best Little Whorehouse in
TexasWashingtonHow to Ruin a Country Without Really Trying
Dude, Where’s My Surplus?
What Happens if I Push This Red Bu
Maybe Sarah’s book could be entitled-”I shoulda said Thanks,but no thanks”.
Must head out to hospital. Brother garry may be released to my care after more than three weeks. Hoping, praying I’m up for another caregiving phase. Hard. And if the gummint cared jack shytte about vulnerable people with disabilities, there’d be more help with all of this. Last shot:
“Conscience of a Conservative: Bwahahahahahaha!”
riffin’ on Mr Van
A Bright Shiny Lie
Hugs, barbara. Sending lots of thoughts your way…
24 hours demi
I’m laughing too hard to think of anything.
How to be the Worst President Ever (Without Really Trying)
707
a take off on HOW TO SUCCEED in Buissiness
okay…708
im going now
Much love to you Barbara. Hang in there sister.
We’re lifting you up.
Morning Christy.
For shame. Appealing to your base to call out their basest instincts for one last victory
laplaugh around the blockhead.Rather theraphootic, achewly. Especially reading up the whole thread backwards.
Thanx for the much-needed chuckle, pups. ;->
take care of your good self
The Great Treasury Robbery
Ouch! That does strike a raw nerve or billion.
I swear, I am going to get nothing done all day today. I’m laughing so hard, I’ve got tears leaking out of my eyes…mwahahahahahahahaha!
How in the hell am I going to pick just one?!?
Holy Cow, Elliott. You might need to have a coupla categories.
Fun huh?
This place is snarkin’!
“Dick Did It”
“Where in the World is Dick?”
” How I put the “con” in Conservative.”
Leaving No Freedom Unspurned
Think of this thread as a box of truffles.
You can’t have just one.
mea gulpa
Paraguay bound, so long motherfuckers.
Who Cut My Cheese?
-G
Origins of the Bush Doctrine;
Okay Dick, Now Pull My Finger
one more
OTHER PEOPLES MONEY,i m a redistributionist!
“Taking Advantage of The Sins Of The Fathers”
“Dick and Dubya’s most excellent adventure.”
“My Pet Program”
708
Tumbleweed: My Brush With Greatness
i muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust leave now
Mein Kampf - American Style
708 !
“I think, Therefore I Is”
Brokeback Nation
The Misunderestimating of Boosh
“Strings Attached”
Helluva Job, Bushie
Torture? Being President was No Picnic Either
No Shill Left Behind: My Life with the Washington Press Corps
Zen and the Art of the Signing Statement
just a few titles for the Deciderators must read:
Failing Up / Bush Cleared Brush / A Shrub Not Pruned / That Bush Boy
Mission Failed / Call 911!When Bush Presided-Decided / Dick’s Frontman
Bush Won-America Lost / The Uniter,Decider,Strategery Guy From Texas
The President Read My Pet Goat / Bush Came-Won-Stayed Too Long
After 8 years of this, we would be slacking if each of us couldn’t come up with dozens of suggestions. Heck, just the Iraq War alone should have hundreds of submissions…
You might need to sort by topic.
“Kommander Kodpiece’s 30 minute bicycle work out“
“Pimp-in-chief”The life and times of a pimplaicious presidencey and the tricking out of America.
“The War on Terra… and the Economy”
“A Kenebunkport Yankee in the International Criminal Court”
“Laura On Top — And Everything Else I Screwed Up”
“Dad’s Friends Can’t Bail Me Out Of This One”
“My Biografee”
Jane’s up
Union-Busters Want GM To File Bankruptcy
The Yellow Ho’s of Texas
Stupid and In Charge: What Can Go Wrong?
“W is for ….Why?”
“A Mandate For Chains”
“The Apostrophe of Catastrophe”
“Handmaiden to Teh Big Ugly: the Intentional Destruction of America and Her Ideals”
the especially longwinded one:
“I Left You the Keys (but the car is in the ditch, and the ditch is on fire, and the fire is permanent, and the permanence is corporate fascism, and we stole the car twice, and ..) continued on back cover
“I owe it all to the men in black”
*clap clap clap*
“Hail to the Thief”
I’m a little teapot
short and stout
just tip me over
and my brains fall out
You Can Stop Beating Around Me
The Birdie in Your Hand Is Worth Two in Me
The Presidency: Now It’s Bush-League
Barbara’s Son
Of Mice and Men: George As Lenny
“Adventures in illiteracy.”
“Conshienshus Conservative Accomplishmeant Without Mathematics”
Call Me Ish
Dick Made Me Do It
Resident
“Resident Evil”
In Bed By Eight
Uncurious George
What Subpoenas?
Who could have imagined…
With fond memories, and apologies to dear Molly Ivins:
“Whacked Bush”
The Ten Trillion Dollar Man
hahahahah!
Now I’ll never be able to walk past those “Chicken Soup” books without snorting and giggling…
“The Audacity of Dope”
“Unsindgjed Shrub”
“Thwackjobe”
“Anal Vision—My view of the world “
“Bush, The President Who Ruined Everything”
Cod Peace;
How Man and Fish can Coexist
OT *shudder* [ohgollygee. she DID promise to return to AK, didn’t she?!]
Deception is Hard Work
“Baa Baa Black Bush”.
Whoot! You caught me, heh. I wuz tryin’ ta’ make that into a book title.
Oh woe. Brain hurts.
I am going to be laughing all dang day. hehehehehe
“My Life as a Brainfrat”
I Break It, You Own It
I Rock
Connecting the Dots is for Weenies
“RobooshCo Interrupted”
Brush, Horses, and Other Axis of Evils
“Potomac PomPoms: The life and times of a cheerleadin’ cowboy”
mom. MOM?! Can I come up from the basement now? I’m late for class.
Okay if I take the car?
Incompetence r I
“Oedipus Wrecked: All For The Love Of Poppy”
Oversight Is More Than Just A Mistake
“Photoshop This [XXX]!”
‘Creating Your Own Pearl Harbor Event for Dummies’
or
‘Mass Murder Made Simple’
or
‘How to Embezzle Tax Payer Money’
or
‘How I Learned to Hate the American Public’
“My rememberins on my P.O.S. Presidency”.
The Making of a Peasant Class
“BIO-degrading the American Presidency”
“Good Golly, Ms Molly…You wouldn’t Believe” (or, I tried to tell you)
“Bigtime’s Shadow. A Life in Term-oil”
“Barney Did It”
”How to succeed at failure without really trying”.
“Terminoil Just-US”
Bring It Wrong
W
tf
am I doing here?
“Poppy’s little pooper”.
“They Held a Recession and All I Got Was Dick”
Your Government Failed You
No One Told Me The Instructions Were Written On The Heel
or
Born On Third Base and Caught Stealing Second Base
“Fooling Half the People All the Time,
Fooling All the People Half the Time.
Mission Copped.”
[partial nod to Bret Maverick ;->]
“After me, the flood” (because they don’t have a word for that in french)
Let a Hundred Turd Blossoms Bloom: Mao-Maoing the Constitution
Not My Job
The Horrors of Sobriety
How I Saved Teh World
Bubble Boy - The Insulated Pretzeldent
Confessions of a Cokehead
Torture Porn - They Were Against Us
Greetings from Paraguay
Huh? Who Me? Just tell me what to do Dick! I have no time for thinking…. I decide!
‘You can fool SOME of the people ALL of the time…
…and Karl says that’s all we really need.’
George W Bush An Unrecognized Genius: All You All Will Thank Me in 250 Years
W: End of an Error
1. “The Years of Decidering: My Triumph Over the Constitution”
2. “The Agony of Poweration: My Trials as the Leader of The Real America”
3. “Powering, Decidering and The Real Americans: How I Triumphed Over The Evil”
My Bad
Did I Do Thaaaaaat
Mission Accomplished
Just Another Piece Of Paper
“Postposterous: The Life and Times Of George W. Bush.”
Yeah, in a
better worldless Evil Parallel Universe, “Preposterous” would have been been the title b/c, the moron never would have been preznit. But, since he was, we can only look back in awe and shame at what the American people bought into.I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now Watch This Drive
Oedipus Tex
Born on Third Base (subtitle: How I Stole Your Home)
62,028,285 People Can’t Be Wrong
I’m #1, You’re #2
“Dream Buster”
“The Best Supreme Court Decision”
Deciderata
Mission Accomplished: How Bush Delivered The Non-American Century
I Just Kept Charging….
Here’s Another Round of Entries –
- W of Mass Destruction
- George & Dick: The Axis of Evil
- Incivil Liberties
- AWOL — From the Texas Air National Guard to the Presidency, and All Points In Between
- The Tortured Presidency
- Why Didn’t Anyone Stop Me?
- Why I Destroyed the Constitution (In Order to Save It)
What Would Cheney Do?
Texas Ranger
Poppy Told Me Not To Run
From Crawford to Crawdads
The Big House
Village of Idiots
Big Boots to Fill
Lies, Damned Lies, and Press Conferences
This Meddlesome Priesthood
The Bucks Stopped Here (Briefly)
This could go on for days.
See, I Was Write by George W. Bush
George & Dickie, Dumber & Dumb
Paving the Way for Palin: The Obsoletification of Grammar and Full Sentences
Born on Third Base & Stole Second
How Can The Country Be Bankrupt? I Still Have Checks Left.
‘If ignorance is bliss, forward my mail to Nirvana.’
HARD WORK,PRESIDENTIN
My Life Before Prison: Please Forgive Me!
(Why I believe that President Obama should pardon me)
The Turd Blossom Code (Or how I learned to stop thinking and love my bowels)
Kevin McGee
None Dare Call It Reason
”Fate of the Union”.
Love In The Time of
CholeraBush 43Peace
JTD
“With Dick in an Undisclosed Location”
The Man Who Would Be Decider
‘Rape Techniques as Domestic and Foreign Policy.’
An Insiders Guide
“fake the nation”
“Requiem for a Thug”
Poppy Knew Best
“The Breast and the Brightest”
“If Shit Were Brains, I’d Still be Stupid”
“I fooled ya once, I fooled ya twice, buy this book and I’ll fool you thrice!”
LOLOLOL
I hated to leave this wonderful thread. One more. Just one. Promise:
Dickless in Crawford
Last entries (I think) –
- One Bush + One Dick = One Hell of an Accident
- The Presidential Travel Guide: Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo Bay, and Other Honeymoon Destinations
- Proof That the American Dream Is Real: If I Can Be President…
- Uncle Dick Told Me No One Would Get Hurt
- At Least I Didn’t Start World War III
- The Scariest 2,922 Days of My Life (and Yours)
The Fight Of My Father: How Two Generations Of George Bushes Prevented A Nucular War
Giving credit to argo0 (#269) for the idea, “How Did I Not Start World War III? The World Still Stands, and Other Miracles of the Modern Age”
Don’t buy books by crooks.
I Don’t Know What Love Is - by Poor Georgie
I Hear America Screaming !
The Holey Babble - my Foolish Talk from the Old Testicle through the New Internets
Bring it on!: Retirement to Paraguay on Taxpayer Dollars
Mission Accomplished: Total Destruction of America’s Standing and Goodwill in the World
Surviving Laura: The Story of Her Boyfriend Who Lived
I’m The Decider: Now, What Was the Question?
I Spied.
Ah’m The Man Frum
ConneteecutTexas!DUI: Deciderating Under the Influence, the Incurious George Story.
Spending Political Capital: The Unraveling of a Grand Self-Deception
If the Answer is George W Bush, What Was the Question?
All Hat and No Cattle: Mr. Bush Goes to Warshington
Twenty-One Percent Approval: Still Good Enough To Earn a Presidential Pension
Worse than Nixon
The Axis of Idiocy: Kennebunkport, Crawford and The Bush White House
“Watch This!”
My Name Is George: Dick Cheney’s Pool Boy
“My Pet Goad”
Go Shopping, or the Terrists Will Win!
Osama Bin Who?
Wanted, Dead or Alive: My Search for Barney’s Dinner
September 11: The Night I Lost My Brain but Gained A Political Gimmick
“Que Tora, Bora”
“Fool Me Once: Shame On You. Fool Me Twice: Shame on…Don’t Get Fooled Again!
or, simply
“Don’t Get Fooled Again!”
“Musings from the Slagheap of History”
“I Coulda Been a Corn Tender!”
(??)
God Will Judge Me
—Breaking News, there was a freak lightning strike at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue….
“Washin’ton: Ma 8 Years Justifyin’ The Onion.”
“Hot, Flat and Broke” (to be published within three Friedman units)
Tora Bora, Laura
“Your Long National Nightmare of Peeance and Freeance Really Is Over!”
“How (not) to Win Friends and Influence People”
“Now, Watch this Dry-Heave”
“You Want a Title for this Book?
That’ll Cost Extra”
“You’d Be Surprised How Big the Cells Are Here”
“I Coulda Been a Corn Tender!”
Instead, I’m a chicken tender!
“Do You Want Fries with That?”
“The Republic: ghosted by Andy Borowitz.”
“I Cannot Tell a Lie”
Psyche!
“There, But for the Grace of Hanging Chad, Go I”
“Heckuva Job, Bushie”
“No One Could Have Misunderstimated…”
The 2000 and 2004 Elections: America Self-Destructs
“Putting food on our families: My time as a fry cook.”
Yale Bastard Drats a Belay
Wingnut Welfare At A Discount
Drunk, Fat and Stupid is No Way to Live, So I Exercised:
The Delta House Guide to the Presidency.
The Mind of an Idiot
My Country, Right or Wrong–Mostly Wrong
Four More Beers
“Angela Merckel Still Won’t take My Calls”
A Million Here, A Million There–Pretty Soon, You’re Talking About Real Civilian Casualties
“Coked To The Gills: Why Rehab Is For Wimps.”
The Snort Doctrine
The George W. Bush Story, Blow by Blow
Georgie the Snowman
Me and Jeff Gannon: Just “Good Friends”
“Rosebud”
The Schlock Doctrine
“Compassionate Conservatism”
“You Actually fell for That Sh*t?”
The Bush Oval Office: The Schmuck Stops Here
“Still Trying to Count the Corners in the Oval Office”
“$24.99 Hardcover Door Stop”
So, I Screwed Up. What Did You Expect?
Should’a Stuck With Baseball
“I’m Sorry”
Pardon Me: I’m Still Preznit til January 20, Y’all
I Wasn’t SUPPOSED To Get a Trifecta!
The Bush Years: Revising The Wit and Wisdom of Warren Gamaliel Harding
We Don’t Torture, and Other Lies
The Third Bush Term: Sentence to The Hague
My Formula For Success: Lie, Cheat and Steal
Cheney Made Me Do It
Don’t Cry For Me, I’m in Paraguay
“F*ck It, I’m Outta Here”
It Ain’t Over Till It’s Over: My Years As Your President
The Life And Times of Alberto Gonzalez
Puttin’ And Me
I Meant Well
Missed Opportunities: My Time In Office
It Was The Best Of Times
‘No!’ Is Not Acceptable!
Shred!: The George Bush Story
Dungeon Mastering For Dummies
40 Winks: Reagan And Me
Bottoms Up!: My Struggle With The Presiduncy
What’s It All About?: Me As President
The Common Touch
Supreme Confidence
“War and Fleece”
“Fail to the Thief”
thinking Madonna in Evita…
“Don’t Fry Poor Me, Obamacita!”