Norm Coleman and Al Franken

How much of an ass is Norm "thanks for the suits, Nasser!" Coleman being with his all-out effort to stop Minnesota’s legally-mandated recount (h/t Centristy)? As Ollie Ox at Bluestem Prairie notes, he’s managed to tick off the Fairmont Sentinel, one of the most conservative papers in the state, with his childishness:

This newspaper endorsed U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman, a Republican, but it cannot agree with his pronouncement Wednesday that he has "won" his race against Democrat Al Franken and Independent Dean Barkley. With more than 2.9 million ballots cast, Coleman received a slim 438 votes more than Franken. The incumbent suggested Franken forego a recount and let the race end.

But that ignores the law, which provides for automatic recounts when the margin is so close.

Franken told Minnesota Public Radio on Thursday that "candidates don’t get to decide when an election’s over – voters do."

Franken added that if the recount determines he lost, then "I’ll be the first to congratulate Senator Coleman."

It’s hard to believe we’re writing this, but it’s clear that Franken – known for his over-the-top humor and partisan antics – is the one acting with class in this serious situation. [emphasis added]

Stirling Newberry did an excellent post yesterday on Coleman’s desperate efforts — which now include frivolous lawsuits — to stop even the simple, and legally mandated, re-canvass of votes and vote totals. The reason they want even the canvass stopped: Because, as Flash of Centristy notes, the recanvass, which is not a full-blown recount but spot auditing and verification of vote totals submitted by local authorities, could hint at the likely voting-machine errors (Minnesota’s optical-scanning machines have about a 1% error rate) that would, when caught, show that Al Franken is the real winner.

If this reminds you of Florida in 2000, it should. The same ridiculous determination on the Republicans’ side to declare their guy a winner, the same abuse of the courts system, the same shamelessness and Calvinball. All that’s missing is a "Brooks Brothers riot" — or in Norm’s case, a Neiman-Marcus riot. And it almost looks like the Powerline Boys might wind up in charge of that. But, as Flash of Centristy points out, this ain’t no Florida: "All processes and procedures are built into the law, and any attempt at lawsuits will be promptly thrown out of court, like some of Coleman’s have already."

Pass the popcorn! (And contribute to Al Franken’s recount fund — he needs it to fight off Norm’s lawyers.)

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