Things are getting remarkably weird in Minnesota.
OK, so this is Norm Coleman's (R-MN) latest anti-Al Franken ad
And this is the source of that footage (both h/t Americablog)
Nice. I guess trashing Wellstone's friends and family for remembering him worked out well enough for Coleman last time he thought he'd try it again.
In the mean time, the National Republican Senatorial Committee is running their own, in its own way equally bizarre, anti-Al Franken ad in Minnesota. Join me, won't you?
OK, I'll confess. I'm a little confused. Norm Coleman was elected because George W. Bush poured money into his state, and because Paul Wellstone died. Coleman st00d bravely behind his lock-step support of his increasingly unpopular party right up to the point where it became clear that loyalty would hurt him, and then (looking at the polls) he told his local public radio station that he would have skipped the Republican Convention if he hadn't lobbied to hard to bring it to his state (he also objected to the Palin pick). He and his wife (BLO & GO entrepreneur and amateur lingerie model Laurie) have some legal issues.
So whose celebrity endorsement is going to turn it around for Norm Coleman?
Well, there's Robert Davi, a guy who's best known for playing criminals and terrorists (which, obviously, says nothing about his real-life character, but it's got to be unhelpful with the audience they're clearly trying to speak to here)
Stephen "the Baldwin who's best known for being related to Alex, except for the hanging outside a porn store in Nyack with a camera thing and the Pauly Shore movie" Baldwin, who wants to "slap Obama around" (although if Obama wins, he's bailing)
A woman who became a minor celebrity standing on her head in a leotard who was last seen playing Andrew Dice Clay's girlfriend in a socially responsible film called Casual Sex (quote: "I don't want a political label, but Obama bears traits that resemble the anti-Christ and I'm scared to death that un-educated people will ignorantly vote him into office.")
The guy who played America's favorite ignorant socially-retarded bar rat
And Pat "dood. You're kidding, right? Pat Boone? In a bathing suit?" Boone.
The beauty part of this, for a New Yorker, anyway, is that with Coleman's best shot at re-election in mind, Coleman's campaign and the NRSC chose to highlight his political credibility and popular appeal by featuring this gold-plated cast of political heavy hitters instead of the Giuliani endorsement.
You know, except for the part where it's like watching gangrene crawl up your arm, I'm really enjoying this political cycle.
I can has election? Please?
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Peace, Julia. Just a few more days, and with any luck there’ll be lots of political thugs crying in their beer. (And how can you believe in American exceptionalism, really, when we have the worst beer on the face of the earth?)
the beleaguered husband will only drink domestic microbrews. Ask me about the rheinheitsgebot.
Digg it!
Hey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RertKgZKFbM
Al Frankenfurter?
Oops, wrong thread
Al Franken, via his books, especially The Truth with Jokes, has been one of my main political mentors. I have highest regard for his political insight and would consider it a tragedy if he were not to be elected. We are going to get a shitload of new blue-dog democrats. I’d like to see at least one seriously eloquent progressive enter the senate.
The Germans got it right… Centuries ago, even…! ;-)
julia! i’m totally confused. i thought the r’s did not want real americans to pay attention to anything those liberal hollywood types said.
ninja!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jRJZWHyqy4
In 1517 they enacted the ‘Beer Purity Law’…!
I can’t even tell any more. As near as I can tell, this is this year’s Harold ad - there’s even the requisite trashy-looking unemployed blond talking about Playboy - but I’m not sure what the payoff is supposed to be.
I like this quote of Normy’s from his recent legal battles:
Aside from the very glaring fact that Al Franken has absolutely nothing to do with what appears to be a serious and factual lawsuit, I am drawn to the idea that Franken has somehow impugned Normy’s reputation.
Everyone in Minnesota knows Normy’s reputation is beyond reproach; quite literally. He’s such an inveterate tool of the Republican party that his reputation is simply not worth reproaching–its already a study in reproach, all of its own accord.
die()
ninja! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jRJZWHyqy4
But these are the wingnut Hollywood types. IOKIYAR.
Hey Julia - lordy child - was barely halfway through reading your post when a strong earthquake rumbled through Carmel rocking & rolling my trusty computer screen and sending the neighbors out onto the street. :>(
Ooh, that’s not good, npb! Anything broken?
Yikes. Are you OK?
Carmel is beautiful, by the way. We went through there on our honeymoon.
a 3.2 centered right under ya npb
Hear freaking hear!
Hey NPB!
No shaker near SFO.
You cool?
Now if they could have scored the a list pants pissing duo of Ron Silver and Dennis Miller; now that would have been something.
I’m just wondering, Dennis Miller used to be funny. I wonder if that was by virtue of delivering the fruits of Al Franken’s writing?
I just watched the source video at AmericaBlog. WOW! Coleman and Liddy Dole can Limbo under a caterpillar that crawled under a snake before it got squashed in the bottom of a wagon wheel rut.
Hope that’s the last of it.
Somewhere in transit to the Dark Side, Miller lost about 80 percent of his IQ.
From The Republican Dictionary:
Miller, Dennis (n.) Unworthy to clean Al Franken’s glasses.
They’re such bottom feeders, they have to look up to see the pond scum…
I could insult Normy all night. He really is deplorable. But no one, no how could every do it as well as an indignant Scottsman.
George Galloway publicly depantsed Normy in his own Senate hearing and had his way with him in the Robbest of Roy fashion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
Neighbor just reported it was a 3.2 quake and speculated the strong jolt resulted from our geographic granite foundation and advised the epicenter is believed to be south to Big Sur or beyond. Sorry to interrupt your fine Franken post. :~(
see my #20 npb - it is the usgs report and shows the location
Suzanne, I will miss LLN tonite. Getting up at 6:30 a.m. to drive 80 miles east into Missouri and GOTV for Obama.
Wolcott rips one:
Give the Pups my regards please.
trick or quake!
Oh I’m gonna have to remember that, what a picture!
If I were a candidate I wouldn’t accept Stephen Baldwin’s endorsement. He’s a grade C actor playing stupid people in grade B sci-fi movies. He looks dumb, too.
Oh! I am dying for a Darkblack special of Sarah’s head on the Carol Burnett character with a drapery rod over her shoulders. You know the one I mean?
neuro we will miss ya but appreciate your GOTV efforts
and es’s lln post will be a good place to start when you are catching up at the lake after
Had to revisit this from downstairs because anytime Rove’s ass may be on the griddle it’s a good thing.
The attorneys in the case have said that Connell’s testimony may well lead to the subpoenaing and under-oath questioning of Karl Rove, who, they say, would be unable to use Executive Privilege as an excuse to avoid such a subpoena in a civil RICO case…
As any longtime FDL’er knows, Turd Blossom owes us one.
Why did Ohio’s election results have to be routed through Tenn.?
…shows how voting information was transferred from Ohio to SmarTech Inc., a Chattanooga Tennessee IT company known for its close association with the Republican Party, before the 2004 election results were displayed online.
Blackwell’s in this up to his eyeballs as well; that’s why after he got obliterated in the Ohio governor’s race, he got shuffled off to the wingnut welfare circuit.
that was remarkably awesome, wasn’t it?
slight change:
They are so low they have to look up to see down!
art least that is how IIRC
You will be missed Neuro!! You do know that will mean that there will be NO double DIGGS!
sounds familiar.
check this out: My Friends, The Musical
Depantsing, is, to quote Mr. Galloway, a charitable description…! ;-)
AS CT said earlier KKKarl in an Orange jump suit will be a welcomed sight for all DFH’s, All the FDl’ers and all progressives in General!!
Heh, somebody actually reads what I write…? ;-)
Hey Neuro,
We will miss you, but have a wonderful tomorrow at GOTV!! And report please with photos.
once in a great great while (:>))
BRB time for some left over Jambalaya I made the other day (:>))
Oh, CT, you know we do.
It might revive Jason Leopold’s career a tad, too.
Btw, besides Norm’s obvious discomfiture, I thought Carl Levin was relishing the ass-chewing Norm was receiving…! Maybe it was just me…
FYI:Nate Silver’s on Charlie Rose.
OT-Nate just said “Maybe young people won’t turn out, maybe Latinos won’t either, but AA’s are voting in record numbers”. That scares me. The young and the Latinos aren’t coming out as hoped?
I won’t be a spoiler, but Real Time with Bill Maher was great (with some we love to, um, yell at). For those who watch, Connie Shultz from the Plain Dealer is Sherrod Brown’s wife (OH Dem Senator). She is a Pulitzer Prize winner.
I know what you mean. I suspect Normy has that “teacher’s pet” relationship with the Administration and anyone else in the Senate who has to do their own homework will naturally relish his discomfort.
And when you consider his position on the permanent sub committe for investigation!!!! Has there been an administration since Grant’s that ever needed more investigation?
Normy’s one claim to fame, he is a world class hands sitter.
I have the dubious pleasure of watching his smarmy ads on a daily basis. I will someday kiss the local producer who placed a sugar coated ad of Normy, claiming to eschew any further negative campaigning, and followed it immediately with an RNC piece of vitriol that included crap like the ad Julia has highlighted above. It’s a farce and Minnesotans are finally on to it. Thank god!
Yeah, it was great. And Connie is just terrific, and seemed particularly outspoken tonight.
Interestingly, My last hurrah at M&C has caused the single largest one day spike in M&C’s sitemeter tallies…! Over 1,800 visits and 2,500 page views! But, alas no donations and no ad clicks…! Well, it was fun while it lasted…! 8-)
We met at a MoveOn house party. Her sister-in-law who hosted is a good friend of mine, and the conversation was full of “good crack” (as Irish musicians say). Connie is so smart.
No donations, no ad clicks. I’m sorry. Boo.
Ce la vie! ;-)
don’t have a digitable camera nor know how to upload one, but will be happy to provide all the gory details. thanks, Chris!
that lotto thing didn’t pan out, sorry
Yeah, me too. Thank goodness for FB for the Edmonson family!
Yeah, I know, no FB thingy F by my name.
Hi Julia and Pups. One Treat I’d love is to see Coleman gone and Franken in.
It’s sad to imagine what good Paul Wellstone might have done …
On a light note I got a call from NY tonight and was told the young mother across the street took her tots out to trick or treat, leaving a basket of
goodies - first come, first served. The first to take the goodies were
The Squirrels. They had a feast. Probably took all the peanut M&Ms.
Minnesota Public Radio stays on Franken-Coleman race:
sounding like there might be some there there.
also
late late nite a couple flights up
In a real democracy, of intelligent educated voters, Coleman would be at about 10%+-.
In fact every Republican everywhere in America, including McCain, would be.
That is roughly the percentage of Americans whose interests the GOP support.
Americans: the most ignorant voters in the history of Democracy.
John Ratzenberger played a lovable loser on Cheers. In real life Ratzenberger is just a loser.
Could not agree more.
I had a rant about this downstairs.
Mystifies the hell out of me how so many people can vote against their own interests because of phony issues like guns and gays.
Mystifies the hell out of me how so many people can vote against their own interests because of phony issues like guns and gays.
Add to list welfare, taxes, foreigners, real Americans. The point is that the Republicans have carved out hot button issues that the push and their well trained Pavlovian dogs respond according to script.
Norm Coleman was a disgusting twit when he ran against Mondale and has done nothing to redeem himself as a senator. He’s an ass. His whinny campaign against Franken is disgusting and if people in Minn are smart enough to reject the other maroons -they will do the same to Coleman
Nyack, NY has been my hometown for over 25 years. It’s a lovely town nestled along the Hudson River 20 miles north of NYC, longtime home of Helen Hayes until she died, and hometown to Rosie O’Donnell and Jonathan Demme. It’s the most Progressive (and lively) of the river towns in Rockland County and ALWAYS votes Progressive.
Unfortunately we must endure the monument to our local town shame, the slithering Stephen “Creepazoid” Baldwin.