Right down the hill and over the cliff to the intersection of Inanity Lane and Dipshit Boulevard. That's where we're headed, my friends.  

Rep. Heather Wilson, on CNN's Late Edition, was grasping at hair clubs to change the subject from the craptastic serial failures, piss poor judgment and rudderless, smarm-filledself-inflicted implosion of a clown car that is Team McCain. Truly, the desperation is reaching critical crass:

BLITZER: Heather Wilson, are you embarrassed that the Republican National Committee spent $150,000 buying designer outfits at Saks and Nieman Marcus and another $20,000 for make-up just in the first two weeks of October alone, another $10,000 for hair. Is this what a hockey mom should be getting? 

WILSON: Well, this sounds like some staffers at the RNC need a little education on how to shop at WalMart and Ross Direct. But it does concern me in the last ten days of an election campaign we're talking about those things. And, you know, we could talk about Barack Obama's ties, or the vice president's hair...uh...transplants, or something like that, or Senator Biden's...

WASSERMAN-SCHULZ (crosstalk): Barack Obama doesn't spend that kind of money on his ties.

Let's begin with the fact that Heather Wilson is already thinking of Joe Biden as "the vice president," shall we?  Synapses firing out of the Freudian slips, you betcha!  

Heather Wilson was the hand-picked Team McCain surrogate.  Think about that, then rewatch the clip.  Best.  They.  Could.  Do.  Couldn't even muster faux disdain to swat away the question.  And that delivery?  It's not deadpan, that's as animated as she gets.  Ugh.

Secondly, did a sitting member of the House (albeit one who won't be there much longer) just refer to the hair plugs of a sitting Senator?  This is what passes for a rebuttal in political discourse these days:  "I'm rubber, and you're glue."  Not that this is a new tack for Wilson, but still....THIS is the best the GOP could do for defending McCain/Palin?  Was every other GOP woman on the planet avoiding linkage to McCain like the plague busy?  

Somewhere in heaven, Barbara Jordan just had one helluva belly laugh.  

Feel the McMentum.   

(YouTube -- Heather Wilson/CNN.)