Not since Pat Nixon’s "respectable Republican cloth coat" has White House wardrobing created such a fashion faux pax! Then again, Richard Nixon wasn’t married to Sarah Palin, professional beauty contestant and hobbyist governor.

McCain’s Keystone Kops campaign has been tripping over itself to defend its ill-timed, ill-advised Saks-athon, insisting they broke no campaign spending laws. You see, according to Sarah Palin–who would never lie about such a thing–t’was the RNC, unbidden and with prior knowledge of her dress, pants, and shoe sizes, that purchased and sent her the clothes.

Except they didn’t.

RNC Chairman Mike Duncan stated flatly that the McCain campaign requested the purchase tab be picked up by the RNC. Sensing an opportunity to pile on, Fred "How Am I Relevant Again?" Barnes felt no hesitation about feeding McCain spokesperson Nicole Wallace to the media wolves. Neither side has offered to take responsibility for apologizing to the RNC donors.

McCain, Palin? I believe it’s your turn to fire. You don’t mind if we watch, do you? There’s still plenty of popcorn left.

Addendum: On a personal note, what I find so amusing about this fracas is that (1) the clothes they chose for Palin are almost offensively generic (Cole Haan boots aside), and (2) she’s even managed to screw the owners of "Out Of The Closet", her favorite shop up there in Anchorage. Seems that the name has already been trademarked by the AIDS Healthcare Foundation, which has been operating a chain of thrift stores in California since the early 1990’s. The AHF was unaware of the shop before Palin’s disingenous protestations, and is now contemplating filing a trademark infringement suit against the second-hand clothing store in Alaska.

Well done, Sarah. Well done. Maybe you should just go back to jinxing pro hockey teams. And take Elisabeth Hasselbeck with you.

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