Not only am I, as a New Yorker, anti-American, but according to the graspy arriviste in the $2500 Valentino jacket and the millionairess’ husband who’s spent his entire life amongst the privileged and superwealthy, I’m an elitist, as well!

Let us review. From Merriam Webster (that elitist dictionary):

elit·ism
Pronunciation:\ā-ˈlē-ˌti-zəm, i-, ē-\
Function: noun

1: leadership or rule by an elite
2: the selectivity of the elite ; especially : snobbery
3: consciousness of being or belonging to an elite

But . . . Sarah Palin thinks being "elitist" means thinking you’re better than everyone else, that you think you can tell other people how to live their lives. So, if Mrs. Palin doesn’t think she’s an elitist, according to her definition, why does she think it’s okay to tell other people what books they can read and what other women can do (or not do) with their bodies? And if Senator McCain thinks that elitists only live in the East Coast enclaves of Washington, D.C. and New York City, why does he spend so much time there, attending the cocktail parties and jetsetting with the uber-rich lobbyists he’s so disdainful of?

Do you two contemptible, sanctimonious hypocrites want salsa to go with those chips on your shoulders? Or would you prefer cocktail sauce?

[h/t hidnusr for grabbing that video]

[x-posted at Dependable Renegade]