As I was reading the umpteenth post about how plumbers don’t actually make $250,000 a year, and how Not-Joe The Not-Plumber’s taxes wouldn’t actually go up under Obama’s tax plan, I found myself thinking that maybe we’re all missing the point.

It’s not that Not-Joe The Not-Plumber isn’t making $250,000 a year, it’s that he thinks he will be, and he doesn’t want those damn socialist commie "spread-the-wealth" liberals taking his Rich Big Shot future self’s hard-imagined money away.

Not-Joe is the archetype for millions of other middle-class, blue-collar and low-income Republicans out there harboring the Ralph Kramden dream that they’re one big score away from the big time, or even that they’re already there.  They’re all voting their aspirations, not their situations, and they want keep their future money.

The cold hard truth is that most of us never get that big score, unless we’re well-connected, crooked, exceptional, or just plain lucky, but that’s not exactly a winning political message.  Perhaps in addition to pointing out how Democratic policies are better for the just-folks demographic, it might be worthwhile to make the case that they also make it easier to move up that income ladder and achieve that dream.

It’s admittedly not my area of expertise, but just off the top of my head, I would think that access to education, healthcare and childcare, and even middle-class tax cuts would all make self-advancement and/or small business ownership easier to attain, and they’re all policies that Republicans steadfastly oppose.

I would also suggest that if you strike it rich with the help of other people’s taxes, then any decent person should want to return the favor and, yes, "spread the wealth" to those trying to follow the same upward path.  And after all, aren’t the Republicans always telling us what decent, salt-of-the-earth people their supporters are?  Surely they should want their fellow man (and woman) to get ahead, right?  Right?

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