Vito Fossella of Staten Island, a Juris Doctor of Law and one of the grownups in charge since 1997 – with a zero rating from the ACLU – was convicted of drunk driving in Virginia on Friday.

The famously "tough on crime" STBX Congressman attempted to have the results of his sobriety test thrown out because when he was asked to recite the alphabet

"it started at the letter ‘D’ as opposed to the letter ‘A.’" They also argued that Fossella was able to keep "his leg in the air, during the one-legged stand test, for 20 seconds, even though he swayed during it and needed to put his arms out to maintain balance."

Rep. Fossella (R-NY) is considering appealing for a jury trial, on the basis that the common man would be more sympathetic to the argument that a lawmaker with an advanced degree in law should not be asked to remember what comes after D without a head start (for the record, he forgot two letters).

Click through on that link for Roy’s summation of the saga of the Republican party meltdown in Staten Island post-Vito. It’s a doozy.

FDL coverage of his difficulties here and here; a bit of the NY13 meltdown here.