Last week John Cole conjectured that we may have reached "Peak Wingnut," a moment when the utter failure of self-identified "conservatives" by every rational objective metric might mean the end of their political efficacy. It was a logical theory, as far as it goes. After all, movement conservatism had its day, and what did it produce? A massively botched war, a ruined economy, and (probably) humiliating electoral defeat: you'd think a record this contemptible would lead to a bit of discrediting, or (egads) perhaps a reassessment of basic assumptions and principles.
Of course, as Cole soon saw, not bloody likely. There are all sorts of reasons why the wingnuts will always be with us -- debilitating stupidity, unreconstructed bigotry, perverse resentment. But then, vulgar materialism has a lot to teach us about vulgar conservatism. There is a lot of money in saying asinine, horrible, flatly wrong, dishonest, divisive shit.
Look at it this way -- what incentive does someone like Jonah Goldberg have to even begin to learn what professional historical scholarship or grownup political science might even look like? What possible reason could there be for shitheads like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and their innumerable and innumerate hordes of wannabe demagogues to even begin to appreciate the concept of responsible commentary? It's a sweet gig -- even being proved flatly wrong is another excuse to scream through your outsized megaphone about how marginalized you are by a meanie MSM while you keep raking in the endless fat paychecks. Just ask Christopher Buckley right now about the upside-down incentive structure of 21st-century conservatism. A debacle is no reason not to cash in. AIG, NRO: a meltdown is just a business expense.
This is why I had to laugh at this plaintive bleat from Ross Douthat:
Here's the thing: The Republican Party will be a populist party going forward, or it won't be a party at all. But the more populist it becomes - the more figures like Palin and Mike Huckabee and Tim Pawlenty replace the blue-blazer Republicans of yore - the more it needs an elite capable of preventing it from spinning away into anti-intellectualism, hidebound dogmatism, and pure folly.
Forget it, Ross. It's Wingnuttia.
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Ross obviously doesn’t understand how Wingnuttia works. Tim Pawlenty as a populist? Pawlenty is a tool of CfG. That’s not populism you can believe in.
He’s about 40 years too late. Goldwater started it, Nixon amplified it, Reagan expanded it, and Gingritch perfected it. This dystopian vision has been the Republican Party and conservative movement for my whole adult life. Assholes like Douthat were just to fucking stupid to see it.
NCLB has been part of the grand plan. If you teach kids to think, the whole proposition is in trouble.
Too late, Ross my boy. Too. Damned. Late.
That is why they hate public education.
Yep - it’s “heads, we win; tails, you lose.” Almost beautiful in its symmetry.
Hey, Alicia! How are book sales going?
I actually think Douthat is a dingbat. On the QT.
Alternatively:
(Jake Gittes)
hey thers
will they be auditioning their elite candidates via gop idol?
Heh. Blue blazer boys are shitting their pricey boxers that after this electoral debacle they might actually lose control of their party to the troglodytes they empowered. Reap what you sow, boys. Reap what you sow.
Oh God, what a horrible thought.
Yeah, it sounds like Ross is auditioning to be the Eminence Grise.
Not that he would know what that is or appreciate the irony.
That works too.
They will start finding candidates that are “pure” of the liberal taint of public schools…homeschooled, maybe some that were actually “snowflake babies”, more and more extreme.
And less able to be controlled…the Bachmans and Palins.
No, but you can pick them up for a song on Wee-Bay.
That is where the votes are on their side of things. The money boys really are not going to be able to sell their snake oil for a while after the current meltdown and the whole war thing really is not working too well for the neocons. Fortunately, the troglodyte faction terrifies most Americans. They could be in the wilderness for a very long time.
One of the problems with Douthat is that he uses words like “yore” and expects not to be pelted with garbage.
Is that worse than being dumb and not realizing that you are?
I usually just piss on folks that use words like that. I like to save my garbage and rotten produce for the real asshats.
and poo
Nah. We need to save the poo for Jonah, K-Lo, and Ponnuru.
I like to save my garbage and rotten produce for the real asshats.
The date 1-20-09 just flashed into my mind, along with an image of the bush motorcade on its way to the swearing-in of the new President.
Does rotten produce = free speech?
Shorter Ross Douthat:
If we talk about the economy, we lose.
Hey DrDick! Well, I don’t have any figures, but it seems to be tootling along. A recent review labeled me a ‘rabble-rouser’ - I couldn’t be more proud!
It does in my universe. 8)
hey alicia - long time no see. i’m enjoying your book - current chapter is let us prey. ohmystars, you nailed it alicia.
I would not expect to ever be in whizzing distance of the esteemed Atlantic blogger
The Sat Night Live thing was meh
That would also be a poo worthy event. I think if the courts have held that money = speech, then there can be no question that hurling garbage and poo is constitutionally protected political speech. 8-P
Hey Suz! Thanks so much. Whatever happens with it, it feels so good to have gotten it done and out, and I hope we can really start talking about the damage that conservatism has wreaked upon us. I think people are finally starting to get a glimmer of an idea about who and what really brought this mess on, and I’m pleased to be able to add my voice to that discussion.
An update on the DailyKos Hell-to-Pay fundraiser for No On Prop 8: the total raised on the ActBlue Orange-to-Blue website tonight is $77,406. The night started a little over $26,000 so we’ve broken $50,000 in donations tonight alone.
Which means we’ll be lifting another fifty large out of Steve Bing’s wallet this weekend, for a total donation of over $100,000.
To quote Chelsea Handler:
What.
A.
Whirlwind.
Please give what you can for marriage equality.
Amen to that!
Holy s***. That was really Palin on SNL. Just a little bit during the intro, but still…
Evening, everybody.
The national joke is now complete.
Not really until she appears on the cover of Mad Magazine. 8-)
In 2001, Bush’s limousine was pelted by eggs and stopped for several minutes by a large crowd of protesters. The limousine was forced to turn a sharp corner and speed by the crowd.
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Inau.....038;page=2
hell, that was before we even got to know the fucker.
the folding inner rear cover
Oh, we knew him. That was before most of the country was allowed to see him.
I suspect that today the objects hurled might be a tad more substantial.
Not really until she appears on the cover of Mad Magazine. 8-)
I’d like to think that Mad has more integrity than that….
I would love to see what they would morph her into.
eggs and tomatoes - a great american tradition
a meltdown, circling the drain into jail?
If only we could see Palin as drawn by Don Martin…
“What, Me Pig Ignorant Demagogue Liar, Worry?”
Or a big old pile of poo.
eggs and tomatoes - a great american tradition
heh. I used to have this gigonda water balloon launcher. Essentially a giant sling shot - it took three people (two to hold firm while the third walked the pouch backward). That thing would fire a water balloon almost a city block.
I’m think a water balloon, with oatmeal and red dye, fired from about a half block away….
she would fold into dickless cheney
Holy s***. That was really Palin on SNL. Just a little bit during the intro, but still…
crap - missed it.
Anything interesting or funny?
Why use water? Nothing quite shows your respect like warm piss.
15 feet of surgical tubing and a cool whip cup. But it had another name.
She’s already there.
yeah - I can’t remember the name either.
kinda hard to adjust the sights for target acquisition but has a great range.
Not really, no…
are you fellas thinking of a catapult?
mythbusters did the giant slingshot capable of launching a person across the border
OK, folks, clogged sinuses tell me it’s bedtime…
Sleep well.
The Funnelator!
Invented at Williams College, winter 1973
Nah, not really…other than that lingering ignorance that the joke is on her.
g’nite thers - warm moist compresses will help your sinus - sleep well
We have been saying that conservatives really just do not get humor.
something like this:
http://www.amazingtoys.us/serv.....ter/Detail
as long as it is able to launch eggs and tomatoes, i’m in
We have been saying that conservatives really just do not get humor.
I’m still wondering who wrote Gramps’ speech at the Al Smith Dinner the other night….
Night thers, thanks again.
The Funnelator!
Invented at Williams College, winter 1973
man, I’d hate to think what one of those things could do with snow balls….
isn’t there usually snow in dc in january?
hmmmm……
If you read Molly Ivins .. you knew more than you wanted to know about the current Idiot in Chief.
I am off to bed as well. Take care and enjoy the snark. Start designing your funnelators now!
Humor to a conservative:
A little girl cryimg on a streetcorner, with a broken leash in her hands and a dead puppy i the street.
Heard that on Boortz some years ago.
And if we’re doing this in the next 10 - 20 years, after we win this election, may the next generation utterly flail us.
Generational take home message: fight stupidity. Everywhere.
‘night, Dr. Dick.
g’nite dr dick
SPOILER ALERT -
SNL opening is up:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....35887.html
nite, Doc.
fight stupidity. Everywhere.
geez, I live in Indiana. I’m gonna need some serious help.
or an updated passport….
I hope there’s a special hotter hell for him.
well that was pretty anti-climactic…
At least there was no flute.
and yet some men think she is hot. i just don’t understand it
What did you think of SP and this just now on SNL? Weekend update?
Yes. Gleefully, deliberately evil.
Speechless.
SNL wasn’t much on the Sarah front. Tina was great, though!
Couldn’t help but think that Sarah got more fame than she ever deserved.
Peak Wingnut is reached when there are guys sitting in towers with sniper rifles, yelling at the ‘black helicopters.’
Me too.
For this the National Review fired (oldstyle elitist rethug) William F Buckley’s son for merely saying the obvious: that the rethugs in general and Insane’s campaign in particular, have been coopted by communalist thugs… they should’ve given him a medal for endorsing Obama.
wingnuttia never evah says they are wrong and they force the resignation of any who dare contradict them.
Just remember, it’s the John “Wedding Crashers” McCain and Sarah “SNL” Palin campaign that mocks Obama for ties to Hollywood elites….
They are old and stupid. Have some pity.
Weekend update?
Disaster.
john announced his candidacy on letterman iirc.
Sigh………….
well, I meant that I thought it was a disaster for The Divine Mrs. P., as she….
(spoiler alert full-stop)
..and what a comedic candidacy it has been…
Good point. Do Brittany and Paris fit in there somehow?
it’s been a three ring circus candidacy, complete with clown car.
Happy Birthday a day late Loo Hoo
LOL! Hi Elliot!
by the way… could someone explain how the rethugs plan to make their whole voter suppression thing work now that they’re targetting the unwashed base? somehow they have to cheap by suppressing the votes of poor, disenfranchised citizens who might want to vote Dem while, at the same time, facilitating the the overvote of poor, disenfrancised citizens who might want to vote Thug. How the heck do they plan to sort that one out?
Hi newt, what’s happening on your side of the country? It’s Fall here, the chill has come
…’to cheat’ I mean
Cool, but not cold.
Warm but not hot.
Its Cali.
Just came home from a neighborhood party. Lots of people- mostly goopers I suspect. Talked for several hours with em- and turns out that there isn’t as much difference between as one might think.
43 here on the oregon coast
you’re in San Diego right? We have some nice Republicans, in general… including most of my relatives. Well.. unless you hang out in Santee or Fallbrook.
Sorry Blub they are going to steal it of course. Read the bradblog.com and see blackboxvoting.org.
with a nice fire in the stove, sounds wonderful!
tis my source of heat - and the jutol provides lots am quite cozy inside looking out at the stars blazing overhead.
cartoon upstairs
Oh, my fav stove! My Dad put one in our kitchen and it heated the entire downstairs. No firewood here yet.
Ah Oh….. local news on the case of Joe the Plumber…… talking about several arrests and over $900 in traffic fines….. and suspended drivers license…… Holy Sh*t……
Yeah, and I remember when she all of a sudden quit showing up in the editorial section of the Spokesman-Review. Any criticism of the boy wonder was not allowed, which is why it took so long for the non-political types ot know anything about Bush. Molly had pegged his *ss, but no one wanted to hear it.
Hope Thers isn’t getting whatever was running around here. Not a cold, but darn if I knew what was causing the sinus problems. Feeling much better today.
Thanks, Elliot! Got a card from George and Laura (via my daughter!)
Beautiful day here. Had lunch in Del Mar with the goils.
ooOoo aren’t you lucky!
nice.
What do you mean? Voting blue?
Hey!
“…preventing it from spinning away into anti-intellectualism, hidebound dogmatism, and pure folly.”
Ummm, Ross, you’re too late…