Ted Stevens receives shiny jewelry gift from crony?

What makes Ted Stevens try to pin the blame on his wife for all those lavish gifts, rewards, crony perks, and home makeovers? It ain’t courage. (YouTube) Via Newsday:

Catherine Stevens has become the linchpin in the corruption trial of her husband, Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens, to both prosecution and defense. One wants her testimony and documents to prove that Stevens accepted pricey gifts and failed to report them. The other wants her to help prove he was unaware how much was being funneled to him by a wealthy businessman. Defense lawyers, who said yesterday she will testify this week, have painted her as the person truly in charge….

Ted Stevens marveled at the beauty of his vastly expanded hideaway with snazzy new accoutrements, paid tiny bills for said renovations which:

…doubled the size of the Stevenses’ home in Girdwood, Alaska, expanding it from a small, A-frame cabin to a two-story retreat with multiple decks, a Jacuzzi tub and a Viking outdoor grill. Prosecutors have been laying out a case that Veco paid for much of the work, including the decks, plumbing and a complete electrical overhaul.

Wow, thank goodness for the magical, incredibly cheap renovation pixies that did most of the work on their break from the Fairytopia salt mines.

And this pesky trouble stems from Stevens’ wife convincing him they’d gotten a steal of a deal with posh renovations from corporate cronies at bargain basement prices, while other cronies were sending tokens that he kept even though valued over the Senate gifting limits of $250?  Poor Ted was helplessly duped by the shiny valuable objects and posh new digs?  

Oh…so not buying that.

Unreported jewelry gifts?  Tucked away e-mails?  And a specially created paper trail to cover Stevens’ ass so he could accept a valuable sled dog under Senate rules, paperwork created at Ted’s own, direct request?  Oh yeah, that "duped, blame the wife" ruse holds water.  Not.

Stevens is 84 years of age.  Isn’t it time he took his lumps like a man instead of trying to shove his own wife in front of his oncoming jury?

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