Just like republicans.

o “The adults are in charge” means doing nothing when sky-scrapers are flown into, when cities are flooded, and when the economy tanks.

o “The louder one calls for puritan sex laws and penalties, the more likely one is to be a sexual deviant.”

o “To determine if a Bushie is lying, check for lip movement.”

Very rarely does anyone tell them that Rethugs also redistribute wealth, but they want to redistribute wealth up to the already wealthy on the backs of the middle class.

They have winked and nodded to racist extremism by throwing up their hands, claiming States’ Rights as their mantra. (In ‘04 the veep debates, B-movie monster Lon Cheney, when confronted about the conflict between his party homophobic platform and his own immediate family, shrugged, shipped it over to States’ Rights.) They thus endear themselves to Magoon’s last constituency, lynch mobs. This platform of course is subject to what they call “situation ethics”: you can violate the rights of minorities and other undesirables but you cannot insist on higher environmental standards than the polluters who run the repubs would like and you can’t have medicinal marijuana.

They oppose stem cell research while their candidates are both androids.