So yeah, JP gets the good stuff, you get… the bill. As usual.

While the exact structure of the transaction wasn’t immediately known, J.P. Morgan is expected to acquire Washington Mutual’s deposits and branches, as well as other operations. The deal isn’t expected to result in any hit to the bank-insurance fund, according to a person familiar with the arrangement. But it’s likely that another arm of government would have to pick up the tab. Some analysts have worried that a WaMu failure could cost more than $20 billion.

In other words they’re getting the retail branching part with the deposits (it takes a special sort of genius to lose money on deposits, so probably this is a nice clean largely unencumbered part of the business), while the toxic waste from their bad loans and investment decisions gets dumped on the government. Sometimes call the taxpayer. Also known as—you.

Upside: customers who bank with Washington Mutual don’t lose money. This is not a small thing. On the other hand, the public will pay for the money specific individuals don’t lose. Not the worst deal in the world, but still a pretty sweet deal for JP Morgan.

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