NOTE:  I’ll be on Rachel Maddow’s Air America show this afternoon.  Just FYI…

How did we get into this economic mess? Why not ask McCain’s bestest buddy Foreclosure Phil Gramm (R-Enron):

…It’s like bookies trading bets, with banks and hedge funds gambling on whether an investment (say, a pile of subprime mortgages bundled into a security) will succeed or fail. Because of the swap-related provisions of Gramm’s bill…a $62 trillion market (nearly four times the size of the entire US stock market) remained utterly unregulated….

In essence, Wall Street’s biggest players (which, thanks to Gramm’s earlier banking deregulation efforts, now incorporated everything from your checking account to your pension fund) ran a secret casino…

Well, that’s going to make for a fun campaign stop at the next retirement center for John McCain, isn’t it?

Today’s retirees have less money in savings, longer life expectancies and greater exposure to market risk than any retirees since World War II. Even before the last week of turmoil, 39 percent of retirees said they expected to outlive their savings…

Mr. Waskover, who sells insurance part time in Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., said he and his wife, Barbara, 75, were being squeezed from all sides: rising expenses for gas, food and health care; lower income from his business; and the collapse in value of their home and stock portfolio.

Maybe McCain can fill grandma in on why he and Gramm helped promote offshore accounts for corporate cronies to evade their taxes instead of protecting her investments against unregulated greedy gambles.

Or maybe McCain can just distract them by wearing his Keating junket hat to the next town hall. Party on, Garth…

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