drive by OT

My friend provides this video which says Fed has lent out $600 billion of its $800 billion balance sheet.

http://video.msn.com/…

and concludes a follows:

Real question in my mind is whether the $1 trillion from the Paulson Plan goes to recapitalise the Fed as I suggest, or whether it goes into offshore flight capital before the criminal mafia in Washington and Wall Street flees the jurisdiction.

Please do this and pass on to as many people as you can!

PBS is doing a poll which asks if Sarah Palin is qualified to be
VP. The right wing has organized a yes campaign–and currently the YES
vote is leading in the poll. Translation: Sarah Palin’s competence as a
powerful woman and a world leader is currently WINNING a N.O.W poll. N.O.W.. that’s the National Organization of Women… Champions of choice,
equal pay, women’s health and a zillion other issues that Palin couldn’t give a s&*t about…

Please take literally 2 seconds, go to:

http://www.pbs.org/now/polls/poll-435.html and vote!

Hey, Blue Texan!

The jokes just write themselves, don’t they?
It’d be funny if it weren’t so sickening and the stakes weren’t so damn high.

*sigh*

FunnyD

Creepy or Pathetic.

What a choice.

I think I have to go with pathetic. But it certainly is a close call.

Obviously McCain picked Palin because she makes him believe he’s still a hot fighter pilot and not a decrepit old man.

Hmmm…that leaves Cindy and the “first Dude”…alone…together…Maybe he’s the new pool boy.

The idea of McCain driving anything with a motor brings on the image of Mr. McGoo.

It gets creepy when you think about this pair in the White House.

VERY creepy.

Maybe they are swappers or whatever you call it.

If we had a real news media, this would be McCain’s Dukakis-in-a-tank moment.

swingers.

Now I’m officially grossed out.

It really does only take two seconds–about what it would take to push The Button, if you think about it.

Grampa McSame is acting as inappropriately frisky as though his laxative has finally kicked in.

They are quickly pissing off his “Base”, the media.
Apparently someone from CNN finally grew a sack and threatened to pull their cameras.
WOOT!, You go, old man.

Kissinger was a swinger. So was John Bolton.
John Fund and Grover Norquist did not deny wearing only towels as they came downstairs together at a soiree.

Republicans are big fat hypocrites.

Beauty, busted!
Like to see them make good on that threat.

Not the Nat’l Org of Women, I think, but the PBS current events show that Bill Moyers started and used to host.
IOW, maybe someone with evidence of Freeper organization could forward it to the producer and host?

FunnyD

Are you kidding me?? Do you really any woman would want John in bed with her? For that matter would To OOd want Cindy in bed with him?? The thought of that sends me to the porcelain god to give back breakfast!!

Yes! I’m kidding!! LOL

The idea of McC on a chopper, with or without Sarah, is as hard to imagine as me skydiving. He would look even sillier than he usually does.

Elitist.

It doesn’t matter what any women really want. It only matters that St. McCain believes that they all want him because women like Sarah and Cindy tell him that they all do.

Drive-by note from the field…we’re retooling in the heartland. You may have heard about it. Yes, the Obama paid staff have moved to Minnesota, where they will be a valued resource.

But back here in Fargo, since the news was made public, I am seeing Obama Biden signs springing up on lawns. And the grassroots will keep growing and going.

Big Oil’s a strong force in the ND oil patch, but there’s lots of other forces in play these days as well.

So retooling’s the operating word…for the local college football team which lost an upset game over the weekend, and for campaign strategies as well. We all are hardy stock here in prairie country, and there’s a season yet to play out…game by game, day by day.

“Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac,” according to Henry Kissinger, which, for better or worse, would make him one helluva sexy guy. “Why don’t you assume I’m a secret swinger?” he joked to an interviewer, back in the days when such dubious moths as Jill St. John were drawn to his celebrity flame.

Kissinger was not joking. He was (still is) a swinger. John Maverick was a bigtime womanizer. Why would he quit now? There’s Viagra, or he could always observe.

I guess so. And I read books, too. “g”

You should have photoshopped a football helmet onto Palin in that picture, ala Nicholson.

George Will would not approve your graphic…because clearly “John McCain has Lost His Head.”

“Sarah and I are going to get on that chopper and ride it right to Washington and raise hell when we get there.”

Can Assemblies Of God Churchees participate in jokes about raising hell? I don’t think that is kosher atall.

Coultergiest thinks Shooter is a sex-pot, so why NOT McCheese?

That column cannot bode well for St. McCain.

Not a mental image I want to have

George Will? Who would ever have imagined…….

Maybe an appropriate visual would be Palin and McCain in two separate bathtubs overlooking water facing Russia.

She’ll be screaming in tongues the whole time.

Tell me he didn’t actually say that. This is a goof, right.

http://gawker.com/5048485/pict…..nals-yacht

This kind of money and these kinds of connections can make an old man very sexy.

“Sarah” by (formerly Jefferson) Starship with Mickey Thomas on vocals is getting heavy rotation on Clear Channel FM radio stations. I sh*t you not.

Someone just sent me this…LOL:

“Do you speak Palinese?
Black teen pregnancies? A “crisis” in black America . White teen pregnancies? A “blessed event.”

If you grow up in Hawaii you’re “exotic.” Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you’re the quintessential “American story.”

Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re “unpatriotic.” Name your kid Trig, you’re “colorful.”

If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the individual you’re “reckless.” A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a “maverick.”

If you spend three years as a community organizer growing your organization from a staff of one to 13, and your budget from $70,000 to $400,000, then become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new African American voters, spend 12 years as a constitutional law professor, then spend nearly eight more years as a state senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, becoming chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, then spend nearly four years in the United States Senate representing a state of nearly 13 million people, sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you are “inexperienced.”

If you spend four years on the city council and six years as the mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000 people, then spend 20 months as the governor of a state with 650,000 people, then you’ve got the most “executive experience” of anyone on either ticket, are the Commander in Chief of the Alaska military and are well qua lified to lead the nation because your state is the closest state to Russia.

If you are a Democratic male candidate who is popular with millions of people you are an “arrogant celebrity.” If you are a popular Republican female candidate you are “energizing the base.”

If you are a candidate with a Harvard law degree you are “an elitist,” out of touch with the real America . If you are a legacy graduate of Annapolis , with multiple disciplinary infractions you are a “hero.”

If you go to a south-side Chicago church, your beliefs are “extremist.”
If you believe in creationism and don’t believe global warming is ma made, you are “strongly principled.”

If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a “Christian.” If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years, you’re “risky.”

If you’re a black single mother of four who waits for 22 hours after her water breaks to seek medical attention, you’re “irresponsible,” endangering the life of your unborn child.
But if you’re a white married mother who waits 22 hours, you’re “spunky.”

If you teach abstinence only in sex education, you get teen parents. If you teach responsible, age-appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

— Rev. Robert Price, Prairie City”

Speechwriters edit:

“Sarah and I are going to get on that chopper and ride it right to Washington and create a living hell raise hell when we get there.”

That’d be cool. ’cause the Russiansd love her , too.

http://english.pravda.ru/opini…..lindevil-0

Ouch…it hurts so good.

Together in a Wooden Hot Tub facing Russia with a tuxedo clad black butler holding a tray of drinks.

“When should we demonstrate your foreign affairs experience, babe?”

From the LA Times Featuring Phil Munger!

Into the wild of Wasilla, Alaska, where Sarah Palin once ruled

…

She’s doing her part for the McCain-Palin ticket by selling a $4.95 bumper sticker she and her husband designed, complete with a depiction of a blond who looks like a hooker to me. The sticker reads:

“I Thinc Im Gunna Vote Four Oboma Cuz Thems Hollywood Peoples Like Him.”

There you go. I knew I should have turned back when that moose crossed my path.

But not everyone up here is ga-ga over Sarah. Phil Munger, a music teacher and composer who lives on the outskirts of town, told me she’s not the sweet person Glenna Edwards described. As for her image as an anti-corruption crusader, Munger said she’s much more apt to get rid of anyone who crosses her.

Munger, who writes the Progressive Alaska blog, told me Palin is not just a creationist, but a “young Earth” creationist who believes that man and dinosaurs once shared the planet, and that the world will end in her lifetime.

Palin-tology, you might call it.

Munger claims she tried to stock the local school board with creationists several years ago, which caused him to quiz her on her beliefs.

“She doesn’t believe in science, and her father was a science teacher,” Munger said. “She told me she felt she would see Jesus in her lifetime.”

…

While Todd and Cindy patrol the perimeter on a snowmobile.

“To help McCain”….we drag out our troop presence in Iraq.
“To help McCain”….we sit on a plan to stabilize our financial markets.

Crony First.

First of all, this is not a NOW poll….NOW just has a banner ad there.
Second of all, I’ve received this in emails at least four times and each time I’ve gone and voted. Multiple votes appear to be allowed which tells you that the
counting is not at all accurate.
Furthermore, the percentages seem to be stuck at 48% saying NO she is not qualified and 51% saying YES.
Either the vote counting has stopped, the count is rigged or the counter is stuck.

James Bond meets Last Tango In Paris.

Crony First.

Isn’t that a permanent plank in the Republic Party platform?

I voted five times. There is no visible vote tally. Its a scam.

And you know that photo is Photoshopped ’cause McCain can’t raise his arms that high and they’re too short to reach the handlebars.

He’s showing cognitive deficits. Can he drive safely?

Yes… drive her to DC!!! Take a long, long trip… from Alaska to DC…

Lol!
Am I the only one who doesn’t “get” the separate bathtubs thing?

FunnyD

Christy is upstairs!
McCain/Palin: Wrong For Women And Families

My god, this is embarrassing to watch. Do bikers even bother to register to vote?

McSame going for that Phoenix rich-white-guy-retired-bought-a-harley-and-got-new-silicone-doll-wife-half-his-age vote?

No one gets it…hell if I know..

Maybe it’s something like, you’re on your own…I dunno.

Ok. Good to know I’m not pathetically, irredeemably literal minded (with respect to that particular ad campaign’s meme for, um, intimacy).

FunnyD

Great comparisons whose underlying theme is IOKIYAR.

since you asked,
i’m an astrologer and the astrology indicates that CindyPills is NOT HAPPY AT ALL with this!
AT ALL!!!

Heh…Palin reminds me of “All about Eve”.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

This may all end very badly with Todd running over McCain and his chopper in a snowmobile.

“I wonder what McSame’s second wife thinks about the image of McSame and Palin starring in their own little wingnut version of Easy Rider.”

Relief?

Ever notice how Cindy is ALWAYS with McCain? Just saying.

You think the photo is real? You need to be aware of a digital editing program named “Photoshop.”
(and no, digital does not mean you did it with your fingers.)

There’s a Cialis ad (sp?)…another Viagra-like drug that shows two people in separate bathtubs on a platform at the beach. I never understood that.
It seems like the Hayes code where they made sitcoms have separate beds with a nightstand in between.

(is that what you’re referring to?)

Can you believe it would even be close?

Oh yes, Johnny will look so sexy on a motorcycle!

(What is wrong with America’s Greatest POW of All Time? Oh wait. He’s lost his mind and spends most days banging rocks together and screaming at trees!)

Sarah Palin will next “get pregnant” by Johnny Apple Seed.

WHERE’S THE BRAIN BLEACH! stat