The GOP Convention has ended, and McCain's folks are touting the super-awesome-amazing-yeehaw successes of their Veep pick. We all got to read that hard-hitting People Magazine interview. *cough*

And then she went into seclusion to prep for her speech and huddle with Joe Lieberman, AIPAC and others for foreign policy tutoring.   (You just knew the neocons weren't going to sit back and allow the theocons to take over without a tussle, didn't you?)

But now?  Chuck Todd says she's planning to hole up in Alaska.  Palin's apparently teh awesoooome for words. Literally.

Hole up in Alaska?...Nobody even knows who she is. She read one prepared statement twice in a row, and then gave a speech written by Bush’s speechwriter.... 

There are 60 days left before the election. Track ships out on September 11th. That’s one week from now. That’s more than 10% of the available time left, that she’ll be on hiatus “holed up” in Alaska, dealing with “things”. So what’s the real story?

So no unscripted interviews or spontaneous appearances over the next week or so.  None.  

She just left Alaska last week for her scanty vetting and...um...well, that's all the American public gets to know.  It's like The Truman Show, but the McCain campaign is all scripted actors and the American public gets stuck being clueless Truman.  Good afternoon, good evening, and no accountability light!  

With no press availability whatsoever, because the public has no right to know anything unless the McCain campaign feels like typing up a press release.  You've got questions?  Stifle it!

The McCain campaign can't exactly argue that she's got governmental duties to take care of, given that McCain's missed the bulk of all votes in the Senate the last two years and all, and that just brings up a whole mess of "McCain before country and constituents" questions.   "McCain: Ambition first, unless the vote is good for a photo-op" -- that doesn't work when you're sloganeering, does it?  

But...but...she just got introduced.  Don't they want to let us know more about her?  Sadly, no.

Doesn't McCain realize this is like catnip for any investigative reporter with half a brain?  What exactly are they trying to prevent people from asking her?  

Well, "troopergate" isn't going away.   And before she got tapped for the number two chair on the GOP ticket, she was talking admiringly of Obama's emphasis on change and better politics over the staleness of McCain.   Seems our Sarah knows how to capitalize on a political wind when she smells one.

And then ambition walked through the door in the form of a staged opportunity and suddenly she's morphed into GOP Queen Bee.  No wonder they want to keep her on a very tight leash these days...she might pull a Nooners.