Blue Texan and I were chatting yesterday about how to have some fun with the McCain Housing Crisis at the Democratic National Convention this next week, and we hit on the idea of getting keys on a ring — anywhere between seven and 12 of them, depending on your preference — attach a McSame logo to it, and then jingle them freely throughout the convention.

Then Jane sent us the link to this dude.

OK, so his idea is slightly different — he suggests seven separate keys. I think they all oughta be on one ring, because then it’s harder to tell them apart. It lets us empathize with John McCain a little more.

But you get the drift. If you’re going to the convention, get yourself a key ring. Reportedly some purple McSame key tabs are on their way to Denver as we speak. But in the meantime, use your imaginations to devise your own tabs if you can.

Purple band-aids? Oh, we have an answer to that.


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