Corsi writes for World Net Daily, a conservative Web site whose lead headline Thursday was "Astonishing photo claims: Dead Bigfoot stored on ice." – Nedra Pickler, Associated Press

Now it can be told. Through the crack research of Jerome Corsi and CNN, we now know that Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is: A closet Muslim; a drug user; an angry black radical; possibly the Antichrist; and maybe, just maybe, an 8-foot-tall, fur-covered Sasquatch.

Okay, I’m not 100% sure about that last one, but this stuff just all starts to blur together until I can’t tell the difference between news, right-wing books, and The Weekly World News. That anyone, anyone at all, takes this crap seriously makes me afraid for our country.

(Note To Self: Find publisher for meticulously footnoted manuscript proving that space aliens abducted John McCain from Hanoi Hilton and replaced him with robot doppelganger programmed to trigger self-destruction of the human race through any means available. Try to get plug from Carville.)