Nastia Lukin

See, this is what happens — some asshole President shows up and starts slapping butts, and then they’re gushing about "hanging out with the Bushes," and now they irritate me. I don’t want to feel that way. I wish I never knew.

So here’s some distraction while we wait for the the interminable wingnut sand diving to end:

. Our own Michael Whitney, of American Rights at Work, delivers a complaint to the FEC about Wal-Mart coercing its employees to vote against Obama this November — along with 61,000 cosigners. Go Michael.

. If I ever disappear one day, I’m probably off to do something like this.

. The FEC released a draft opinion saying that McCain didn’t violate provisions of the public financing system, as the DNC’s complaint alleged he did. But they also say he can’t just withdraw from the system without a vote of the commission. (Since our complaint is similar, it’s probably a good indicator of how that will be decided too.)

. McCain campaign throws Social Security birthday cake in the garbage at Arizona headquarters. At least Marie Antoinette would’ve given it to the poor.

And because we can’t go cold turkey — it turns out if someone looks like they’re ten years old, there’s a good chance they probably are.