Rush Limbaugh, yesterday:

Ladies and gentleman, my theory that I just explained to you about why — you know, what could have John Edwards’ motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk.

Ah, the classic right-wing version of ideal womanhood. If your wife is too smart and too mouthy, go find yourself one who isn’t, one who’s mostly good for sex. Because, ya know, that’s what men really care about when it comes to women. That, and whether they plaster on the makeup like a trollop.

This may explain why Limbaugh is now divorced for the third time and taking little Viagra trips to the Dominican Republic.

It also may explain why the Republican brand is not particularly popular with women voters these days.