I take a back seat to no one when it comes to my Olympic fandom, but Argonaut may have me beat:

I’ve got my Tivo cranked up to Ramming Speed, recording more than 24 hours a day (two channels at once). I’m not just a Couch Potato, I’m sending down roots.

But I still fast forward the water polo and handball, delete all boxing, and when Synchronized Mascara comes on it will be ignored as well. My real problem will be track and field where I will want to see every second. Starbucks is sending over an IV for me.

Let the madness begin.